# Shocking and Appauling information inside
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 20, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131 "2008-03-20T21:29:07Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 1, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/101 "2008-04-01T21:27:09Z")
JEEE thanks vandal…lol. mainly its my present girl (for 2 years) dosnt know how to even check her oil…its bad…, Ive tried “teaching her” but i guess she had aeropostle on the mind… :idiots
my ex… thats a different story… she taught me how to replace my suspension when we were both 17… she got a sunfire(hahaha…) GXP, with about 270hp all mods and tuneing were done by her. (BTW MOON dyno last summer). Probably another reason i miss her…
i cant even say, wanna help me change my brakes
“no i’d rather watch americas next ugly model…”
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 12:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/102 "2008-04-02T00:59:30Z")
> [@Vandal](#):
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> Is it a stupid shopping habit when it involves mods? LOL
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> I swear, I spend most of my online time browsing EBay, dsm sites, etc. My chickie friends look at me like I have two heads. They complain about heels breaking, I complain about my dipstick popping out. The go to the outlets on Saturday, I’m in my driveway getting greasy. Hubby doesn’t help much either. He’s a GM loving redneck all the way through. All he needs to top it off is a mullet. But, this is my hobby. It’s what I love.
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> Hooked…I’m willing to bet that this chick could replace a head gasket quicker than you could change brakes. :lol :tong ( I say that very jokingly, so don’t get yer panties in a bunch)
where are these chickie friends you speak of.
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/103 "2008-04-02T05:40:10Z")
> [@Vandal](#):
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> Is it a stupid shopping habit when it involves mods? LOL
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> Hooked…I’m willing to bet that this chick could replace a head gasket quicker than you could change brakes. :lol :tong ( I say that very jokingly, so don’t get yer panties in a bunch)
Oh shes good!
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### Author:  [@beepbeep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/beepbeep)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/104 "2008-04-02T08:01:43Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> had to bring up the indian jokes… i went to FL! :confused
You pump gas…its ok we accept it!
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### Author:  [@Vandal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vandal)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/105 "2008-04-02T08:16:27Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> where are these chickie friends you speak of.
Out doing every thing that I’m not i.e. you can find them at the local bars almost every night lol.
Then again, I’m not local to you guys anymore.
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### Author:  [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/106 "2008-04-02T09:50:37Z")
dsm headgaskets are not fun… and you need a tensioner tool and tensioner holder ( the battery hold down bar just happens to be the same thread you need! and a drill bit works great to hold the tensioner retracted BTW! )
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### Author:  [@Vandal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vandal)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/107 "2008-04-02T14:43:35Z")
You think a DSM is bad? Change one on a 240. Ugh. You need midget hands. I got so pissed trying to remove the EGR pipe that I just torched it off.
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/108 "2008-04-02T15:24:47Z")
> [@Vandal](#):
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> You think a DSM is bad? Change one on a 240. Ugh. You need midget hands. I got so pissed trying to remove the EGR pipe that I just torched it off.
:lol you know the pipe just unbolts right? also you do need midget hands… ive done it ona friends DOHC. its not easy… espeically to us fat fingered people.
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### Author:  [@Vandal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vandal)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/109 "2008-04-02T16:21:02Z")
Oh, I saw the bolts. Problem was I couldn’t get the freakin ratchets or wrenches in there to get the one closest to the manifold. After I broke 2 knuckle busters I gave up.
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### Author:  [@Neo187H](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neo187H)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/110 "2008-04-02T18:16:15Z")
> [@Vandal](#):
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> Oh, I saw the bolts. Problem was I couldn’t get the freakin ratchets or wrenches in there to get the one closest to the manifold. After I broke 2 knuckle busters I gave up.
Ah… women… :nana
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/111 "2008-04-02T19:38:38Z")
> [@Neo187H](#):
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> Ah… women… :nana
lol its only a egr… i would have been swinging a sledge hammer at it…i have patience to a certian point… after that… here come the hammers… ;D
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### Author:  [@Neo187H](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neo187H)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/112 "2008-04-02T19:51:34Z")
I personally prefer the snap-on set of 5 different size pry bars. :lol
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/113 "2008-04-02T20:38:08Z")
aww… the pry-bar, i forgot, that comes out first, then then end of my huge old wrench, then hammers.
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### Author:  [@Neo187H](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neo187H)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/114 "2008-04-02T20:52:49Z")
> [@Hooked on 240](#):
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> aww… the pry-bar, i forgot, that comes out first, then then end of my huge old wrench, then hammers.
I like the way you think.
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/115 "2008-04-02T20:56:03Z")
Then if all else fails. the torch comes out. then if nothing works out come the almighty sawzall
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/116 "2008-04-02T21:07:07Z")
or you could just be a real man and pay someone else to do it :idiots
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### Author:  [@Neo187H](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neo187H)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/117 "2008-04-02T21:08:25Z")
> [@Hooked on 240](#):
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> Then if all else fails. the torch comes out. then if nothing works out come the almighty sawzall
No, no, the cutoff head on the torch.
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [April 2, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/118 "2008-04-02T21:18:49Z")
> [@Swifty](#):
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> or you could just be a real man and pay someone else to do it :idiots
NO ONE works on my car but me. unless its something stupid like exhaust, or if i dont have time at all.
also this threoy doesnt apply that much, its only if im taking the part off for good or replacing it. im really careful with what ever i work on
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/119 "2008-04-03T03:25:39Z")
i was kidding, i’m basically useless in almost every sense of the word so i pay other people to do shit for me. :headbang
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### Author:  [@Vandal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vandal)
#### Post date: [April 3, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shocking-and-appauling-information-inside/236131/120 "2008-04-03T06:36:48Z")
> [@Neo187H](#):
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> Ah… women… :nana
:stfu :crackup
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