# Shopping makes me horny **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 25, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658 "2006-11-25T20:17:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/1 "2006-11-25T20:17:54Z")
so today was an interesting day at work. for thoes of you that dont know i work at JCPenneys in the mall and we cought a couple having sex in one of the womens fitting room today lol i guess they could not wait any longer. also one of our associates came in drunk as fuck today and puked all over the place lol. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/2 "2006-11-25T20:27:49Z")
Sweet, wanna hook it up on some clothes? Tell me where to meet ya and i will walk out with a shit load of clothes. Hhaha. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2006, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/3 "2006-11-25T21:39:52Z")
So did you join them? Or watch and beat off? Did the drunk guy get fired? ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/4 "2006-11-26T06:13:28Z")
ahahahah thats awesome! i used to bang all over the place when i was younger with my X-GF…a dressing room was one of them! was the chick at least hott? ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/5 "2006-11-26T06:20:01Z")
i didnt see them i just heard about it ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/6 "2006-11-26T06:56:51Z")
hey the bed gets boring sometimes… ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/7 "2006-11-26T06:57:50Z")
Bah you shoulda busted in with dick in hand yellin “skeet skeet skeet” ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/8 "2006-11-26T07:28:00Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > Bah you shoulda busted in with dick in hand yellin “skeet skeet skeet” HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/9 "2006-11-26T07:29:48Z")
ive actually gone underneath the clothing racks before and gotten 😮 ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/10 "2006-11-26T07:35:20Z")
> [@ryanmcell](#): > > ive actually gone underneath the clothing racks before and gotten 😮 haha ditto! ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/11 "2006-11-26T08:04:40Z")
wtf I gotta start workin at a department store lol. 2 years from now when I have 35 kids… ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/12 "2006-11-26T08:05:56Z")
Heat of the moment, a wonderful thing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/13 "2006-11-26T20:05:29Z")
No vids, No care lol ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/14 "2006-11-26T20:23:39Z")
so… do you just tell them to stop and go someplace else? or what are the consequences here? ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/15 "2006-11-26T20:27:13Z")
Policy at my store is to either A) ban them an report them to mall security or B) Call the cpd and have them arrestd for public lewdness or some shit like that. ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/16 "2006-11-26T20:47:46Z")
> [@Twizted](#): > > haha ditto! we are so baller ---
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/17 "2006-11-26T22:21:07Z")
> [@altimarollin](#): > > Policy at my store is to either A) ban them an report them to mall security or B) Call the cpd and have them arrestd for public lewdness or some shit like that. but then, seeing as the po-po isn’t the one to “catch them in the act” isn’t it your word vs theirs? easiest BS charge to get off from imo… :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/18 "2006-11-27T07:33:44Z")
> [@dmoffitt](#): > > but then, seeing as the po-po isn’t the one to “catch them in the act” isn’t it your word vs theirs? easiest BS charge to get off from imo… :gotme: no because our security went and got them ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/19 "2006-11-27T07:35:11Z")
> [@Tunerfreak](#): > > so today was an interesting day at work. for thoes of you that dont know i work at JCPenneys in the mall and we cought a couple having sex in one of the womens fitting room today lol i guess they could not wait any longer. > > also one of our associates came in drunk as fuck today and puked all over the place lol. :needpic: ---
**Author:** ![thelosthero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/thelosthero/32/4957_2.png) [@thelosthero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thelosthero)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2006, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shopping-makes-me-horny/20658/20 "2006-11-27T12:02:06Z")
lol funny shit man