# short story. true. old. semi-funny. denny's related. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 8, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341 "2006-12-08T06:39:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/21 "2006-12-08T08:28:22Z")
awesome. ---
**Author:** ![myHonda1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/myhonda1/32/4960_2.png) [@myHonda1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/myHonda1)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/22 "2006-12-08T08:29:25Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > I’m totally picturing the kid with the BB gun from A Christmas Story riding shotty getting his face smashed. 🤣 holy shit! that was good! ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/23 "2006-12-08T08:31:11Z")
> [@Jon](#): > > :word: first thing i looked for LOL If he did it i would have stapped him. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/24 "2006-12-08T08:31:25Z")
i just got in soooo much trouble for laughing uncontrolably in class. ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/25 "2006-12-08T08:33:36Z")
hahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/26 "2006-12-08T08:33:55Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > Dude wasn’t looking, looked, kicked brakes, kid riding shotty with neck brace & no shoulder restraint, dashboard faceplant, hilarity. nice. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/27 "2006-12-08T08:49:13Z")
nice. you should start writing a book about all these funny little occurences like this and the dog with the air horn. and then in a few years when you have enough of them you can publish that shit lol. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/28 "2006-12-08T08:52:25Z")
thanks guys. and yes, picturing the kid from a christmas story is about right. I was going to mention that, but i forgot. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/29 "2006-12-08T08:58:54Z")
Poor Ralphie… First the BB in the eye, then this. Kid can’t catch a break… ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/30 "2006-12-08T09:28:37Z")
omg. awesome…very good read. lol. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/31 "2006-12-08T09:38:42Z")
dog with airhorn? link? nevermind. i found it. ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/32 "2006-12-08T12:41:26Z")
aintreadinallthatshit.jpg ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/33 "2006-12-08T13:20:52Z")
I gotta link it, because I’m sure most are too lazy to search… [http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10428&highlight=dog+airhorn](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10428&highlight=dog+airhorn) I still lol when I read that. However, not to crap on Newman’s story telling ability, but this is still WAY funnier. [http://www.pursam.org/teemings/extras/truelife/scylla6.html](http://www.pursam.org/teemings/extras/truelife/scylla6.html) ---
**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/34 "2006-12-08T14:33:41Z")
same thing happened to me in canada but with a civic not a van…its priceless ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/35 "2006-12-08T15:21:44Z")
> [@newman](#): > > … This particular driver followed suit. It’s hard to describe what happens next to really convey the 2 seconds of pure comedy that resulted from this act… At this point I am already laughing my ass off, vision in my mind finished it for me, no need to even read the rest although I did. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/36 "2006-12-08T15:27:34Z")
A++++++ WOULD READ AGAIN!!!11! ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/37 "2006-12-08T15:36:39Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/87FOXGT/holdonnigga.gif](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/87FOXGT/holdonnigga.gif) ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/38 "2006-12-08T17:37:02Z")
i uusally dont like reading long threads that are off topic… BUT since i read the dog air horn one i knew it would be worth it lemme say you didnt let me down ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/39 "2006-12-08T22:23:55Z")
> [@DarkkstaR](#): > > aintreadinallthatshit.jpg > [@ghettostyleTA](#): > > awwsorrywecantcatertoa10secattentionspan.jay peg . ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/short-story-true-old-semi-funny-dennys-related/21341/40 "2006-12-09T05:55:46Z")
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