# Shortest time to fuck some skank? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 3, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267 "2009-04-03T00:17:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/1 "2009-04-03T00:17:30Z")
Not sure if this is my record, but this one pops into my head. Met a chick off of AOL back in 02. IM’ed for a bit, said that I’d come over with a movie if she liked. She said she had no VCR, so I told her that I’d bring mine. Got to her house, fucked her within 10 minutes, said I was going to the car to get the VCR and just took off. Middle of winter, almost got stuck on ice in her driveway, had to rock the car. Discuss. EDIT-never brought the VCR. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/2 "2009-04-03T00:18:02Z")
_rollseyes_ ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/3 "2009-04-03T00:23:38Z")
was she hot? ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/4 "2009-04-03T00:29:59Z")
> [@1968 camaro Vs LS1 guys](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1968-camaro-vs-ls1-guys/16615/9): > > was she hot? Average as I remember. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/5 "2009-04-03T00:37:40Z")
well i mean define average… like every part of her body was average… or did certain parts of her body make up for others ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/6 "2009-04-03T00:45:34Z")
> [@How badly will this semester rape you?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-badly-will-this-semester-rape-you/16627/33): > > well i mean define average… like every part of her body was average… or did certain parts of her body make up for others Man, IDK. It was 7 years/30-40 chickz ago ahhaha. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/7 "2009-04-03T00:57:28Z")
> [@FS:WHEELS- Rota P45F black w/ red lip + Toyo T1R 245-45](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-wheels-rota-p45f-black-w-red-lip-toyo-t1r-245-45/16632/13): > > Man, IDK. It was 7 years/30-40 chickz ago ahhaha. haha wow… understandable ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/8 "2009-04-03T01:14:41Z")
> [@FS: 97 DX Coupe - Fresh paint - Cheap - paying sales commission - $50!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-97-dx-coupe-fresh-paint-cheap-paying-sales-commission-50/16604/9): > > _rollseyes_ qft ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/9 "2009-04-03T01:24:31Z")
> [@GM is like that retarded hamster that keeps licking the electrified water bottle](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gm-is-like-that-retarded-hamster-that-keeps-licking-the-electrified-water-bottle/16548/50): > > qft lol. i said that partly because its a lame thread and partly because we were talking about it online 2 minutes before he made it :lol ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 4:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/10 "2009-04-03T04:15:43Z")
You already posted this I think. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/11 "2009-04-03T05:35:23Z")
Yea I thought this story sounded familiar. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/12 "2009-04-03T05:44:00Z")
Me three. This sounds familiar. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/13 "2009-04-03T05:52:02Z")
I think in another thread you went about this story ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/14 "2009-04-03T08:55:57Z")
> [@LT1 camaro \> me](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lt1-camaro-me/16635/7): > > You already posted this I think. def told this story already. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/15 "2009-04-03T08:57:08Z")
I thought i was having deja-vu. Seriously ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/16 "2009-04-03T08:58:23Z")
Travis, is it your birthday!? ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/17 "2009-04-03T09:10:50Z")
yeah… posting the same story again. I think someone wants attention, 😃 ---
**Author:** ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/18 "2009-04-03T09:19:04Z")
dude you def told that story before, it is a good one though ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/19 "2009-04-03T09:37:25Z")
OK OK WE GET IT GUISE THE STORIES BEEN TOLD :facepalm goddamn ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/20 "2009-04-03T09:55:35Z")
> [@I'm gonna make love to the geico lizard](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-gonna-make-love-to-the-geico-lizard/16648/14): > > OK OK WE GET IT GUISE THE STORIES BEEN TOLD > > :facepalm > > goddamn stop taking the lords name in vane. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267.md?page=2)