# Shortest time to fuck some skank? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 3, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267 "2009-04-03T00:17:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lconrad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lconrad/32/6314_2.png) [@lconrad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lconrad)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/21 "2009-04-03T10:42:26Z")
I call bullshit ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/22 "2009-04-03T11:21:32Z")
Last week… Met a girl on facebook on Friday. Got along really well, then had her call me cuz I didn’t feel like being on the computer. Everything continued going well. Saturday she texts me in the am and wanted to hang out. I said I was busy for the most part, but could do a late lunch. She’s down for it. We go to lunch, then get done and I bring her back to her car. Start making out, then she blows me. Sweet. Later Saturday night after I’m drunk… I call her to the hotel I was staying at (friend’s gf’s bday, so we got two hotel rooms in Albany, and mine was just me in it). She comes over at 3am and calls me 5 times as I fell asleep. I wake up and open the door, she immediately starts taking her clothes off. We bang. She asks if she could sleep over, I say no because I’m not ready for her to meet my friends yet… ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/23 "2009-04-03T11:30:16Z")
> [@irregardless](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/irregardless/16655/20): > > Last week… > > Met a girl on facebook on Friday. Got along really well, then had her call me cuz I didn’t feel like being on the computer. Everything continued going well. > > Saturday she texts me in the am and wanted to hang out. I said I was busy for the most part, but could do a late lunch. She’s down for it. We go to lunch, then get done and I bring her back to her car. Start making out, then she blows me. Sweet. > > Later Saturday night after I’m drunk… I call her to the hotel I was staying at (friend’s gf’s bday, so we got two hotel rooms in Albany, and mine was just me in it). She comes over at 3am and calls me 5 times as I fell asleep. I wake up and open the door, she immediately starts taking her clothes off. We bang. She asks if she could sleep over, I say no because I’m not ready for her to meet my friends yet… did u throw her $20 to leave? :lol ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/24 "2009-04-03T13:01:48Z")
I wasent sure if I told that one, sorry. Here’s another. AOL meetup, years ago. Normal bs, I’ll come over and watch a movie, whatever. Get there, and the apartment is DISGUSTING. BAD. I casually asked if she just moved in as there was boxes EVERYWHERE. I also remember birds flying around the place. I said fuck it, and fucked her as I felt as if I were in a zoo, hahahah. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/25 "2009-04-03T13:03:47Z")
Ok, another. AOL meetup. I guess she was having problems with her BF, blah blah. One of the rare times that I brought the girl to my place (I normally like an escape route). Got to my place, and she freaks out that I have the SAME EXACT bed as she does, sans the Rick James Cheetah sheets. Fucked, Facialed, dropped off. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmerz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmerz/32/6370_2.png) [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/26 "2009-04-04T07:18:02Z")
> [@GM is like that retarded hamster that keeps licking the electrified water bottle](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gm-is-like-that-retarded-hamster-that-keeps-licking-the-electrified-water-bottle/16548/48): > > Not sure if this is my record, but this one pops into my head. > > Met a chick off of AOL back in 02. IM’ed for a bit, said that I’d come over with a movie if she liked. She said she had no VCR, so I told her that I’d bring mine. Got to her house, fucked her within 10 minutes, said I was going to the car to get the VCR and just took off. Middle of winter, almost got stuck on ice in her driveway, had to rock the car. > > Discuss. > > EDIT-never brought the VCR. lmfao was her name jen? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267.md?page=1)