# Shortest time to fuck some skank?

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**Created:** [April 3, 2009, 12:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267 "2009-04-03T00:17:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jimmerz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmerz/32/6370_2.png) [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shortest-time-to-fuck-some-skank/243267/26 "2009-04-04T07:18:02Z")

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> [@GM is like that retarded hamster that keeps licking the electrified water bottle](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gm-is-like-that-retarded-hamster-that-keeps-licking-the-electrified-water-bottle/16548/48):
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> Not sure if this is my record, but this one pops into my head.
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> Met a chick off of AOL back in 02. IM’ed for a bit, said that I’d come over with a movie if she liked. She said she had no VCR, so I told her that I’d bring mine. Got to her house, fucked her within 10 minutes, said I was going to the car to get the VCR and just took off. Middle of winter, almost got stuck on ice in her driveway, had to rock the car.
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> Discuss.
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> EDIT-never brought the VCR.

lmfao was her name jen?

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