# Show off your body damage.

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [January 16, 2012, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317 "2012-01-16T08:20:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![4ADAM12](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4adam12/32/6282_2.png) [@4ADAM12](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4ADAM12)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2012, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/1 "2012-01-16T08:20:25Z")

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Just making a place for everyone to show off their bumps and bruises, cuts and scrapes. Post a picture of said damage with a brief description of how it happened.

This happened while working, I was coming out of the back of my work van and stepped out without using the grab handles. My foot landed right on the edge of the pavement where it sloped off about 3" to the crushed stone below. When my ankle rolled it made a gut wrenching popping crunch noise and almost caused me to lose my lunch.

![[img]http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7154/6708631441_fea3d42c77_b.jpg](http://www.flickr.com/photos/photogrounds/6708631441/) [2007\_06\_16-1](http://www.flickr.com/photos/photogrounds/6708631441/) by [Photo Grounds](http://www.flickr.com/people/photogrounds/), on Flickr[/IMG]

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### Author: ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2012, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/2 "2012-01-16T08:30:27Z")

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I had a similar accident but dammit looking through all my old pics they are gone!

Happened in St Albins VT. Stepped out of the work truck, slipped getting out of the cab (cab over diesel) fell the few feet and landed (all 300+ lbs of me) on my ankle and heard and felt that same horrible popping noise. Had my dog with me so I had to drive all the way home (4 hr drive or so) before going to the ER. Was in SO much damn pain, and my ankle was so swollen that it ripped the laces on my work boots. Went to the ER, no break, just a small fracture and horrible sprain. Doctor told me I would have been better off just breaking it

Still fucking hurts every now and then and this was 6 or so years ago

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### Author: ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2012, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/3 "2012-01-16T08:34:05Z")

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I do have these though:

Fell through a small floor grate at a bar in albany back in december

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v739/97cavy/IMAG0674.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v739/97cavy/IMAG0674.jpg)  
 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v739/97cavy/IMAG0685.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v739/97cavy/IMAG0685.jpg)

I still have a bump under the skin and a probably 3’‘x6’’ section of my thigh that is numb.

I am also banned from several albany bars due to pending litigation because the bar owners are claiming they have no responsibility

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2012, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/4 "2012-01-16T08:55:56Z")

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Burned myself at the Sauna in Miami during Spring Break 2011. Was walking towards the door of a particular room while talking to a friend and tapped my shoulder against the boiler that was in the corner of the room:

![https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/259906_105603552866616_100002509156413_49536_485423_n.jpg](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/259906_105603552866616_100002509156413_49536_485423_n.jpg)

![https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/251787_105603562866615_100002509156413_49537_2264447_n.jpg](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/251787_105603562866615_100002509156413_49537_2264447_n.jpg)

This metal clip or whatever it’s called sliced by finger cause I wasn’t thinking what I doing and had another stupid moment :lol. It was just free-spinnin so I tried jammin a screw driver into it to keep it from doing so while I use an air tool to get the bolt out. Well, everything didn’t go as planned and my hand got sliced by it lol.

![https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/254409_105590919534546_100002509156413_49321_4858122_n.jpg](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/254409_105590919534546_100002509156413_49321_4858122_n.jpg)

![https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/247317_105634332863538_100002509156413_50356_6742769_n.jpg](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/247317_105634332863538_100002509156413_50356_6742769_n.jpg)

I don’t get hurt often, but when I do, it’s either serious or something that was a result of just not thinking something through lol.

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [January 16, 2012, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/5 "2012-01-16T09:55:57Z")

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one time I ripped open my scrotum and almost passed out because of it.

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### Author: ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2012, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/6 "2012-01-19T11:17:14Z")

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Only pics are of the good ones, which are on film in a dr. office i dont have access to right now.

My wife has a good one though. Skiied for 10+ years, all it took was one snowboarding lesson! lol

![http://shift518.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4624&stc=1&d=1327000593](http://shift518.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4624&stc=1&d=1327000593)

It doesn’t hurt till the bone shows, pussys! LOL

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### Author: ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/7 "2012-01-19T13:46:12Z")

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I had my ACL replaced with part of my hamstring and my meniscus permanently sutured together.

![https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/183974_10150239442600978_562280977_7388349_8271956_n.jpg](https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/183974_10150239442600978_562280977_7388349_8271956_n.jpg)

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### Author: ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/8 "2012-01-19T18:56:37Z")

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im pretty sure i’ve sprained my left wrist 3 separate times. got some nasty road rash all up my leg from going uphill on a dirtbike that was way too powerful for me. smashed my balls into 2 or 3 separate rails.

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### Author: ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/9 "2012-01-19T19:00:49Z")

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> [@Verizon Wireless Early Termination](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-wireless-early-termination/47965/44):
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> I had my ACL replaced with part of my hamstring and my meniscus permanently sutured together.

I’ve got one of those! Except instead of a hamstring graft they used a patella graft.

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### Author: ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/10 "2012-01-19T19:13:56Z")

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> [@EVO X FTW?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-x-ftw/47971/41):
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> I’ve got one of those! Except instead of a hamstring graft they used a patella graft.

Yeah my ACL was completely torn on both ends. It sucked :lol

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/11 "2012-01-19T19:18:57Z")

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> [@Verizon Wireless Early Termination](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/verizon-wireless-early-termination/47965/44):
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> I had my ACL replaced with part of my hamstring and my meniscus permanently sutured together.

For a second I thought you had your foot amputated :lol

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### Author: ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2012, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/12 "2012-01-19T19:26:28Z")

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> [@ninety1two40"](#):
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> For a second I thought you had your foot amputated :lol

Dont put that evil on me :lol

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2012, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/13 "2012-01-20T06:17:18Z")

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Was painting something in the garage. Cans everywhere, lost my balance and fell back

![http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/axr_fb.JPG.jpg](http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/axr_fb.JPG.jpg)

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2012, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/14 "2012-01-20T06:45:25Z")

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Same thing happened to me while I was brushing my teeth once

![http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1Gs8f9J4Q_E/TIRToUlYGLI/AAAAAAAAAE8/1OV7eha19Ws/s1600/unusual-xray-sex-toy-stuck.jpg](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1Gs8f9J4Q_E/TIRToUlYGLI/AAAAAAAAAE8/1OV7eha19Ws/s1600/unusual-xray-sex-toy-stuck.jpg)

jk it’s a dildo

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### Author: ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2012, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/15 "2012-01-20T13:00:15Z")

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you brush your teeth with a dildo? WTF?

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### Author: ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/16 "2012-01-20T13:05:39Z")

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![http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/821.jpg](http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/821.jpg)

Got too drunk playing beer pong, tripped fell on the table and couldn’t figure out why we were missing one red solo cup.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2012, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/17 "2012-01-20T13:07:29Z")

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ok so here is what boggles my mind with that one and the light bulb ones. How does that shit not crush

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### Author: ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/18 "2012-01-20T13:08:59Z")

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loose anus?

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### Author: ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/19 "2012-01-20T17:15:35Z")

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> [@carb'd bike...which octane gas do you run?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/carbd-bike-which-octane-gas-do-you-run/47984/11):
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> **cavernous** anus?

**fixed.**

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### Author: ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/show-off-your-body-damage/262317/20 "2012-01-20T19:00:15Z")

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> [@EVO X FTW?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-x-ftw/47971/42):
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> Yeah my ACL was completely torn on both ends. It sucked :lol

Yup mine too, completely torn ACL and my MCL and LCL were both strained (Stretched) and I had little bone chips floating around from where the sides of my knee joint crushed against itself. I found my surgery pictures haha.  
 ![http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b28/skierdood/acltear-1.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/f/9f497ca2e64423b1203d73b0602717f6edcd7874.jpeg)  
 ![http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b28/skierdood/aclteartwo-1.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/5/c52f4454c9dab379d7171fcb69324bdb1445a1ad.jpeg)

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