# Shower Routine? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 29, 2008, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073 "2008-08-29T05:57:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/41 "2008-08-29T11:57:23Z")
if you wash your hair last you’re an idiot. you have to wash top down like on a car. my shower routine: take off clothes flex and admire self in the mirror turn on water give myself a good rinse down wash hair poop stomp it down the drain rinse off heel of my foot soap up rinse all off at once get out and admire self again ---
**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/42 "2008-08-29T12:00:39Z")
:biglaugh: > [@Dex](#): > > poop > stomp it down the drain > rinse off heel of my foot > soap up ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/43 "2008-08-29T12:02:39Z")
no shampoo… a bald head makes soap the only choice. as for cranking in the shower, you should of learned as an adolescent that if you don’t want elmers glue stuck to your arm hair, you DO NOT beatoff in the shower… period. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/44 "2008-08-29T12:04:57Z")
> [@97FormulaWS-6](#): > > :biglaugh: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/45 "2008-08-29T12:05:24Z")
hahaha ^ ---
**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/46 "2008-08-29T12:09:04Z")
lamo ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/47 "2008-08-29T12:53:29Z")
lol wow. I shampoo, wash face, wash body, rinse, and get out. that is all ---
**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/48 "2008-08-29T12:55:19Z")
I shower in about 3 minutes and that includes: Loofa thing w/body wash Shampoo/Conditioner. No shave in shower. Masterbate furiously with a noose around my neck is a must. ---
**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/49 "2008-08-29T13:02:23Z")
Crazy crazy… I’ve got 2 different routines… one in the AM, one at night… AM: Stumble outta bed to the shower… turn it on and wait for it to warm up… pee into the shower and let it wash down as it warms up… get in, and soak down; try to wake up… Shampoo the hair… Shave the face… Body wash & rinse… Relax in the shower and debate how much longer I can stay in the shower before getting out into the cold and having to get dressed/go to work… Get out and dry off… PM: Turn on and wait for it to warm up… get in, and soak down… Shampoo in the hair… Shave anything that needs it… Body wash & rinse everything (hair included)… Relax in the shower until I feel like getting out or the water gets cold… ---
**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/50 "2008-08-29T13:24:57Z")
> [@Dex](#): > +1 karma ---
**Author:** ![dozr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@dozr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dozr)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/51 "2008-08-29T14:34:50Z")
Armpits, Asshole, Crotch and Teeth. Preferably with the same brush to save time. George Carlin \> \* ---
**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/52 "2008-08-29T19:04:23Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > Ugh. There’s no selection for wash face, or brush teeth. > > Not that anyone cares, but I: > Shampoo > Condition > _ **Brush Teeth** _ > _ **Wash Face** _ > Wash Body with Dove Bar Soap > _**Shave (usually every other shower**)_ > Wash again > Rinse for 15 min. good call, if I looked like you I would try to do these things in a mirror free zone as well ---
**Author:** ![Penfold](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/penfold/32/5007_2.png) [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/53 "2008-08-29T19:52:28Z")
Here is a sub-question: What kind of razors do you GUYS use? ---
**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/54 "2008-08-29T20:06:07Z")
Gillette Fusion (non-power) with Neutrogena shaving cream; only thing that doesn’t cause my skin to freak out after shaving. ---
**Author:** ![Penfold](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/penfold/32/5007_2.png) [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/55 "2008-08-30T09:17:49Z")
Just bought and tried the Neutrogena shaving cream this morning and it is great! Thanks for the tip. My neck is not all red and broken out like usually after shaving a weeks worth of beard. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/56 "2008-08-30T09:23:13Z")
> [@Penfold](#): > > Just bought and tried the Neutrogena shaving cream this morning and it is great! Thanks for the tip. My neck is not all red and broken out like usually after shaving a weeks worth of beard. You just hack away with a razor? I would be in such terrible shape. I have to take my clippers and go down all the way… then shave ---
**Author:** ![EVOLUTION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4bbf92/32.png) [@EVOLUTION](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EVOLUTION)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/57 "2008-08-30T09:23:56Z")
face, hair,shave,wash body rinse. ---
**Author:** ![Penfold](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/penfold/32/5007_2.png) [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2008, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073/58 "2008-08-30T10:39:05Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > You just hack away with a razor? I would be in such terrible shape. I have to take my clippers and go down all the way… then shave I dropped my electric razor on the floor a little while back and the trimmer broke off. But with that nutrogena stuff I can just hack away with a razor no problem [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/shower-routine/54073.md?page=2)