# : Sigh : Why can't the Travis insanity ever end?  NASIOC scammer thread...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 20, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943 "2009-03-20T06:43:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/461 "2009-03-24T10:05:00Z")

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> [@There is a raccoon in my garage.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/there-is-a-raccoon-in-my-garage/16082/29):
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> rofl he is wicked nice if your ID says you are from Duanesburg 😉 i got parking on the pavement there for speeding once, same as the lady in front of me. she had to pay 125 + court fees, and when i got there he charged me $35 no court fees. ahahahaha oh BTW if you don’t pay there and they give you the slip to mail the check in with the info… take a minute and notice that the checks get address right to the judge. hahaha Duanesburg is AWESOME.

I’m pretty much perma-banned from that place. They won’t drop or lower my tickets anymore, but it’s been a over few years since I’ve been there so maybe it’s different.

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/462 "2009-03-24T10:06:17Z")

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> [@n00b](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/n00b/15936/12):
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> - 1 rep for u also benny

+rep for benny also!!! LMFAOYBAMF

edit: Still cant give you rep, WTF

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/463 "2009-03-24T10:10:24Z")

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> [@ok honda gurus.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-honda-gurus/16098/4):
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> Failvis  
> A level of total life failure that is all enveloping. One can be known to be a failvis by not only repeatedly failing at life in almost any aspect, but also being totally incapable of admitting to one’s wrong doings, and genuinely not being able to understand what they are doing to cause such massive failure. Derived from the OG failboat himself, Travis Koch, combined with the verb Fail.  
> -“Hey did you hear Travis failed at committing suicide?”
> 
> -“:facepalm”
> 
> -“Yeah he’s in the hospital right now telling the doctor’s how he’s not going to pay his medical bills because it wasn’t his fault he lived.”
> 
> -“What a fucking Failvis”
> 
> by bennyfizzle on Mar 24, 2009 _tags:_ fail, scissor jacks, carbeque, travis koch, sti fire, fraud, failboat
> 
> link should be up shortly.

hahahahaha!!!

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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/464 "2009-03-24T10:10:39Z")

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Hover over Benny’s green squares and you get:

bennyfizzle has a spectacular aura about

:rofl

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/465 "2009-03-24T10:11:34Z")

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:rofl

Now it says I’m a jewel in the rough :rofl

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/466 "2009-03-24T10:16:35Z")

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hahahahah jewel i the rough

thats SICK

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**Author:** ![FMFGSX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f6c823/32.png) [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/467 "2009-03-24T11:10:06Z")

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> _tags:_ fail, scissor jacks, carbeque, travis koch, sti fire, fraud, failboat

:rofl

Now it’s an “official” word!

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/468 "2009-03-24T11:10:36Z")

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Yep, just got posted.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/469 "2009-03-24T11:11:11Z")

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ehhh not posted yet but they accepted it.

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/470 "2009-03-24T12:21:16Z")

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> [@How can I get in the loop?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-can-i-get-in-the-loop/16025/37):
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> You did 140 on the HH? That crap is BOUNCY AS HELL. I’m surprised you didn’t wipe out and go into the board walk on the right. lol.
> 
> Did you see the Intrepid? I’m still amazed at the mass of that thing. I came out of Battery Tunnel and saw the mast of that thing a few blocks later (way before you’d see one of a cruise ship I think).
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> Oops…
> 
> /end off topic lol

It’s finally open to the public.

140 on my private road course. :suspect

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/471 "2009-03-24T12:23:08Z")

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No one knew about the car’s fate because the record couldn’t be opened. It would blow the long datatype upon calculating the interest over the duration of the loan.

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/472 "2009-03-24T12:31:40Z")

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> [@Summer's almost over. Have you met your goals?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/summers-almost-over-have-you-met-your-goals/16103/14):
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> No one knew about the car’s fate because the record couldn’t be opened. It would blow the long datatype upon calculating the interest over the duration of the loan.

lol i get it. :rofl

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/473 "2009-03-24T12:45:35Z")

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So I think we figured out why Failvis’s ex is doing porn these days

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**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/474 "2009-03-24T12:56:29Z")

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:shifty

> [@Petition to change Dos's title to "i try to be snky and its really annoying"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/petition-to-change-doss-title-to-i-try-to-be-snky-and-its-really-annoying/16074/48):
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> So I think we figured out why Failvis’s ex is doing porn these days

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**Author:** ![Norwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Norwood](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Norwood)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/475 "2009-03-24T13:25:58Z")

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> [@Petition to change Dos's title to "i try to be snky and its really annoying"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/petition-to-change-doss-title-to-i-try-to-be-snky-and-its-really-annoying/16074/48):
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> So I think we figured out why Failvis’s ex is doing porn these days

Because she has herpes?

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/476 "2009-03-24T13:29:19Z")

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I was thinking because she needs to pay his loan somehow since she was the cosigner but yeah she probably does have herpes too.

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**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/477 "2009-03-24T16:01:08Z")

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This turned out to be a great thread

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/478 "2009-03-24T16:08:53Z")

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Dont all the fail threads?

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/479 "2009-03-24T18:04:09Z")

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> [@ok honda gurus.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ok-honda-gurus/16098/4):
>
> Failvis  
> A level of total life failure that is all enveloping. One can be known to be a failvis by not only repeatedly failing at life in almost any aspect, but also being totally incapable of admitting to one’s wrong doings, and genuinely not being able to understand what they are doing to cause such massive failure. Derived from the OG failboat himself, Travis Koch, combined with the verb Fail.  
> -“Hey did you hear Travis failed at committing suicide?”
> 
> -“:facepalm”
> 
> -“Yeah he’s in the hospital right now telling the doctor’s how he’s not going to pay his medical bills because it wasn’t his fault he lived.”
> 
> -“What a fucking Failvis”
> 
> by bennyfizzle on Mar 24, 2009 _tags:_ fail, scissor jacks, carbeque, travis koch, sti fire, fraud, failboat
> 
> link should be up shortly.

You are one sly son of a bitch

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**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh-why-cant-the-travis-insanity-ever-end-nasioc-scammer-thread/242943/480 "2009-03-24T20:34:03Z")

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It seems the bank is coming Thursday to do whatever deed they require.

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