# \*sigh\*
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 22, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479 "2009-02-22T23:19:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@540guy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/540guy)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/1 "2009-02-22T23:19:57Z")
so as im getting ready for work, i sit down to take a poop, whilst pulling down my pants my walet falls out into the water and i poop on it, now i have a poop walet, poop credit card and poop moneys, fmylife:(
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### Author:  [@Studderin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Studderin)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/2 "2009-02-22T23:22:05Z")
did that with a cellphone once :banghead:
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### Author:  [@540guy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/540guy)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/3 "2009-02-22T23:28:21Z")
suuucks:( now i have a totally strait wallet.
[http://hunterscanvas.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54efce9f1883400e5545c2b638833-320wi](http://hunterscanvas.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54efce9f1883400e5545c2b638833-320wi)
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### Author:  [@blackout](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blackout)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/4 "2009-02-22T23:29:52Z")
sounds like an analogy of our economy…
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### Author:  [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/5 "2009-02-23T00:10:06Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/6 "2009-02-23T01:04:11Z")
…and people wonder why my wallet is on a chain…
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 2:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/7 "2009-02-23T02:28:06Z")
> [@JEG](#):
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> …and people wonder why my wallet is on a chain…
Because you are a redneck or a truck driver…?
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### Author:  [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/8 "2009-02-23T04:20:35Z")
> [@JEG](#):
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> …and people wonder why my wallet is on a chain…
so when your wallet falls in the toilet and you poop on it, it will swing up and hit you in the legs too?
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### Author:  [@540guy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/540guy)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/9 "2009-02-23T04:23:43Z")
> [@tpgsr](#):
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> so when your wallet falls in the toilet and you poop on it, it will swing up and hit you in the legs too?
hahah.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/10 "2009-02-23T04:39:22Z")
That’s shitty.
:rimshot:
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/11 "2009-02-23T05:17:24Z")
money clip ftw!
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### Author:  [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/12 "2009-02-23T05:18:28Z")
I dont under stand how this is feasible. You sit down then the wallet falls in? Or the wallet falls in, but you assume the kerplunk you hear is shit hitting the water even before you are situated?
I dont get it
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### Author:  [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/13 "2009-02-23T05:57:15Z")
shit happens, get a helmet
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### Author:  [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/14 "2009-02-23T06:06:25Z")
Did you go put this on [fmylife.com](http://fmylife.com) yet? Just add “Today,” and “. FML” and you’re good to go!
Oh and 🤣 I could only imagine if that happened to me. LOL
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### Author:  [@540guy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/540guy)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/15 "2009-02-23T08:27:45Z")
> [@travisn](#):
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> I dont under stand how this is feasible. You sit down then the wallet falls in? Or the wallet falls in, but you assume the kerplunk you hear is shit hitting the water even before you are situated?
>
> I dont get it
i just woke up, put my clothes on and then BAMF out of nowhere i had to poop, its not like o well i have to poop soon, no it was OMG POOP IS GOING TO COME OUT NOW, so i ran to the bathroom and whilst taking my pants down my wallet must of fallen out, i didnt have time to hear the kerplunk becasue the poop was coming out of me before i hit the toliet! thats how.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/16 "2009-02-23T08:31:42Z")
> [@540guy](#):
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> i just woke up, put my clothes on and then BAMF out of nowhere i had to poop, its not like o well i have to poop soon, no it was OMG POOP IS GOING TO COME OUT NOW, so i ran to the bathroom and whilst taking my pants down my wallet must of fallen out, i didnt have time to hear the kerplunk becasue the poop was coming out of me before i hit the toliet! thats how.
oh fuck mudbutt? That’ll fucka wallet right up.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/17 "2009-02-23T08:33:29Z")
Now NYSpeeders are losing their skills from potty training?
Fuck they’re regressing! :io:
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/18 "2009-02-23T08:34:55Z")
I pee’d a little.
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/19 "2009-02-23T09:56:26Z")
shoulda taken a pic!
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/20 "2009-02-23T09:58:30Z")
Is this really what we’ve come to?
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