# \*sigh\*
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 22, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479 "2009-02-22T23:19:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/21 "2009-02-23T10:00:42Z")
between this and the what’s in your fridge thread, I would say we have run out of things to talk about.
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### Author:  [@99Ls1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Ls1)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/22 "2009-02-23T10:03:06Z")
lmao.
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### Author:  [@jetlounge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jetlounge)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/23 "2009-02-23T10:05:26Z")
best laugh I had all week. Thank you poop-wallet.
that deserves custom title right there.
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### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/24 "2009-02-23T10:34:45Z")
custom title
I accidentally pooped
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### Author:  [@ericvw7989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ericvw7989)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/25 "2009-02-23T10:35:54Z")
Dont feel bad wayne I shit on you while you were sleeping yesterday. Dont sleep the whole day next time. 🙂
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/26 "2009-02-23T10:36:04Z")
> [@tpgsr](#):
>
> so when your wallet falls in the toilet and you poop on it, it will swing up and hit you in the legs too?
ROFL!!!
Ive lost wallets before, had them fall out of my pocket, yada yada. Plus nobody can pick pocket me lol.
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### Author:  [@95d16turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95d16turbo)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/27 "2009-02-23T10:36:26Z")
> [@justa4door](#):
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> custom title
>
> I accidentally my wallet, the whole thing.
edited
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/28 "2009-02-23T11:25:06Z")
“I shat on my own wallet”
:tup: perfect
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### Author:  [@02NismoSpecV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02NismoSpecV)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/29 "2009-02-23T12:46:23Z")
wow that was the best laugh i had from an original post in a while. sorry to hear about your misfortune tho
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/30 "2009-02-23T13:01:37Z")
nice title
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### Author:  [@blackout](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blackout)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/31 "2009-02-23T13:11:44Z")
what kind of shit was it? solid log or explosive?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/32 "2009-02-23T13:37:42Z")
> [@blackout](#):
>
> what kind of shit was it? solid log or explosive?
sounded explosive based on his description.
Classic case of muddbutt in the AM.
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### Author:  [@blackout](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blackout)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/33 "2009-02-23T14:10:03Z")
My girlfriend called me into the bathroom the other day. She pointed down to reveal a pair of toenail clippers in the toilet… I said “So”, and went to walk away. Needless to say I ended up having to get them. Luckily she doesn’t drop something in the toilet and then proceed to defecate on it…
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/34 "2009-02-23T14:26:12Z")
girls dont shit, you should know that
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### Author:  [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/35 "2009-02-23T14:40:52Z")
> [@deebo](#):
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> girls dont shit, you should know that
I used to think that… I used to think they didnt fart either.
Living with a gf is a mythbusters episode every day
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### Author:  [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/36 "2009-02-23T14:50:49Z")
> [@Clean Baldy](#):
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> Did you go put this on [fmylife.com](http://fmylife.com) yet? Just add “Today,” and “. FML” and you’re good to go!
>
> Oh and 🤣 I could only imagine if that happened to me. LOL
Actually, I’m pretty sure this is already a crosspost from there. It has the exact format and tone of a fakepost from FML, and I’ve seen plenty of people copy&paste things like this.
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### Author:  [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/37 "2009-02-23T15:04:01Z")
> [@travisn](#):
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> I used to think that… I used to think they didnt fart either.
>
> Living with a gf is a mythbusters episode every day
lol i have funnies stories that shouldnt leave my personal life :lol:
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### Author:  [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/38 "2009-02-23T16:03:57Z")
OMG, i hurt myself laughing out loud! Very nice.
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### Author:  [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/39 "2009-02-23T16:04:44Z")
> [@tpgsr](#):
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> so when your wallet falls in the toilet and you poop on it, it will swing up and hit you in the legs too?
OMG HAHAHA
+1
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### Author:  [@sobo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sobo)
#### Post date: [February 23, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/63479/40 "2009-02-23T16:23:51Z")
Thats fucking awesome…
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