# Sightings Thread

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive
**Created:** [September 18, 2007, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818 "2007-09-18T08:21:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 882

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17621 "2010-10-21T22:15:30Z")

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> [@6 Hours of detailing (pics)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6-hours-of-detailing-pics/36083/4):
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> jiggsy
> 
> if your wrapping your junk and your balls deep in some chick you just picked up from the club and she decides to tell you mid way through your passionate love making that she has Herpes, and then your rubber falls off and you now realize your nut sack deep in a chick that has herpes and you blow your load while your at it and impregnate the bitch and come to the realization you now have a kid on the way with herpes, how do you feel about that?!??!
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> the same way dukey feels when you forgot to tighten his shit!!!
> 
> holy run on sentence btw^^

the moment she says that… you pull out, spooge on her face, then sprint to a bathroom and dowse your junk in rubbing alcohol

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### Author: ![xreaction](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xreaction/32/6409_2.png) [@xreaction](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/xreaction)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17622 "2010-10-21T22:30:27Z")

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Saw a TB evo IX pumping corn at mobil on western ave, it had a forward facing 6262(probably a STM kit) chilling inside the grill

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### Author: ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17623 "2010-10-22T05:19:04Z")

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> [@6 Hours of detailing (pics)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6-hours-of-detailing-pics/36083/9):
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> the moment she says that… you pull out, spooge on her face, then sprint to a bathroom and dowse your junk in rubbing alcohol

Rubbing alcohol, bleach, gas, fire. :ahh

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### Author: ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17624 "2010-10-22T07:06:25Z")

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> [@6 Hours of detailing (pics)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6-hours-of-detailing-pics/36083/4):
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> jiggsy
> 
> if your wrapping your junk and your balls deep in some chick you just picked up from the club and she decides to tell you mid way through your passionate love making that she has Herpes, and then your rubber falls off and you now realize your nut sack deep in a chick that has herpes and you blow your load while your at it and impregnate the bitch and come to the realization you now have a kid on the way with herpes, how do you feel about that?!??!
> 
> the same way dukey feels when you forgot to tighten his shit!!!
> 
> holy run on sentence btw^^

> [@6 Hours of detailing (pics)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6-hours-of-detailing-pics/36083/9):
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> the moment she says that… you pull out, spooge on her face, then sprint to a bathroom and dowse your junk in rubbing alcohol

jiggsy still doesnt know what a condom is. kevin was there for that :ahh:ahh

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17625 "2010-10-22T07:18:22Z")

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Cornhole

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17626 "2010-10-22T07:19:22Z")

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> [@FS: 1st gen S10/misc domestic parts -- LAST CHANCE before trash --](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1st-gen-s10-misc-domestic-parts-last-chance-before-trash/33142/21):
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> jiggsy still doesnt know what a condom is. kevin was there for that :ahh:ahh

Even I know what a condom is. WTF!? :rofl

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17627 "2010-10-22T07:21:08Z")

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Johnny whipped one out in ocean city and jiggs goes “what’s that?”

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### Author: ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17628 "2010-10-22T07:23:39Z")

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> [@6 Hours of detailing (pics)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6-hours-of-detailing-pics/36083/13):
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> Saw a TB evo IX pumping corn at mobil on western ave, it had a forward facing 6262(probably a STM kit) chilling inside the grill

whaaaaatttttt

> [@Mels Hole \*time killer\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mels-hole-time-killer/36087/9):
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> Johnny whipped one out in ocean city and jiggs goes “what’s that?”

hahaha

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17629 "2010-10-22T07:27:47Z")

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:lol

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### Author: ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17630 "2010-10-22T08:50:02Z")

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> [@Mels Hole \*time killer\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mels-hole-time-killer/36087/9):
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> Johnny whipped one out in ocean city and jiggs goes “what’s that?”

Witnessed that also haha shit was halarious

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### Author: ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17631 "2010-10-22T09:33:45Z")

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> [@mistake costs dishwasher 59k bucks](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mistake-costs-dishwasher-59k-bucks/36096/12):
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> Witnessed that also haha shit was halarious

lmfao omg i was dyingg

i got one from the chick on her bachlorette party and i was so drunk, rolled over in bed and whipped this trojan out and jiggs goes, “what the fuck is that?”

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17632 "2010-10-22T09:36:21Z")

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You were going to “surprise buttsechs” him?

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### Author: ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17633 "2010-10-22T10:18:28Z")

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> [@ReDevil"](#):
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> You were going to “surprise buttsechs” him?

this, precisely

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17634 "2010-10-22T10:19:35Z")

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I knew it!

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17635 "2010-10-22T10:21:14Z")

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Condoms ftl

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### Author: ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17636 "2010-10-22T10:22:23Z")

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my preferred birth control method is “hope”

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### Author: ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17637 "2010-10-22T11:57:28Z")

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Mtndew for me!

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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17638 "2010-10-22T12:01:29Z")

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> [@How to salvage a car??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-salvage-a-car/35986/10):
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> Think I saw votblindub on 378 going towards loudonville just now

not at all. car’s cold, sittin right here.

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17639 "2010-10-22T12:24:56Z")

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> [@mistake costs dishwasher 59k bucks](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mistake-costs-dishwasher-59k-bucks/36096/49):
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> not at all. car’s cold, sittin right here.

That was yesterday or two days ago dude

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/17640 "2010-10-22T12:28:03Z")

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> [@Awesome jams from the mid-late 90s](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/awesome-jams-from-the-mid-late-90s/36102/23):
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> my preferred birth control method is “hope”

:rofl

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