# Sightings Thread

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [September 18, 2007, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818 "2007-09-18T08:21:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sightings-thread/234818/9779 "2009-07-08T06:25:42Z")

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> [@dice stacking](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dice-stacking/20270/9):
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> I once had sex with my girlfriend… Afterwards I proceeded to cum on her face, in doing so it got on the side of her cheeks…
> 
> She looked up at me with the most serious face and said “WHy so serious”
> 
> I almost shit my pants in laughter…
> 
> GO home, give the one you love a jokerface
> 
> 100% true story

this story now owns [shift518.com](http://shift518.com) and all rights to post.

u win and all the rest of us asshole losers fail at life. :bowdown

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