# Silly religious salespeople... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 8, 2006, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165 "2006-09-08T08:46:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/1 "2006-09-08T08:46:57Z")
So I’m sitting here waiting for a UPS next-day air package and the door bell rings. _ding-dong_ “Sweeeeeeet” I think to myself as I hurry down the stairs. Excited, I throw open the door and undoubtedly mouth the word “fuuuuuuuuck” as I come to the realization that there’s two elderly ladies standing outside my door with their bibles in-hand. They condense their anti-evolution propaganda into about 15 seconds as they stumble to find their words and hand me their literature. “Greeeeeat thaaanks” I reply with a mental eye-roll. As I’m closing the door – it suddenly occurs to me – I’m wearing my fav bright-orange a&f gym shirt. The print reads **“The Library - Check out our ADULT BOOKS”** , and it features a graphic of a vintage nude pin-up girl. Maybe that’s what threw them off their game. They’re probably praying for my soul right… now… LMAO!!! :mamoru: Sorry; I had to share that one. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/2 "2006-09-08T08:50:30Z")
2/10 but they do suck. ---
**Author:** ![rugsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rugsr/32/7474_2.png) [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/3 "2006-09-08T08:50:32Z")
[QUOTE=SilencingMachine]They’re probably praying for my soul right now.QUOTE] I am 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/4 "2006-09-08T08:51:38Z")
> [@rugsr](#): > > I am 😃 oh yeah, i forgot you’re buddies with JC. i wish i was. its just i can’t get into the whole “religion” thing. ---
**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/5 "2006-09-08T08:53:41Z")
> [@beckington](#): > > 2/10 > > but they do suck. you should at least spot me an extra point for being in the south. 🙂 people here are _nuts_ about their religion… ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/6 "2006-09-08T08:54:57Z")
meh, so some people stopped by who care about you and don’t even know you…yeah that prob ruined your day! edit: I do have to admit that the shirt you were wearing creates a funny image in my head though.:lol: ---
**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/7 "2006-09-08T08:58:19Z")
> [@STEALTTH](#): > > meh, so some people stopped by who care about you and don’t even know you…yeah that prob ruined your day! > > edit: I do have to admit that the shirt you were wearing creates a funny image in my head though.:lol: oh contraire; they actually **made** my day. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Stang](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/evil_stang/32/7256_2.png) [@Evil\_Stang](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Evil_Stang)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/8 "2006-09-08T09:10:42Z")
should of came to the door cock in hand ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/9 "2006-09-08T09:12:20Z")
> [@beckington](#): > > 2/10 > > but they do suck. Your shit even more tired than that this thread… ---
**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/10 "2006-09-08T09:24:03Z")
:lol: can totally see you answering your door and that happeneing there. religious freaks of the south ---
**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/11 "2006-09-08T10:07:55Z")
> [@j\_espo1](#): > > :lol: can totally see you answering your door and that happeneing there. > > religious freaks of the south maybe next time they come by i’ll answer the door wearing nothing but a front lat spread.:jawdrop: just to clarify though (for the overly-sensitive people); i’m laughing at _myself_ for inadvertently wearing the crudest piece of clothing that i own. > [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > Your shit even more tired than that this thread… Is that EngRish? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/12 "2006-09-08T10:29:56Z")
![http://static.flickr.com/95/237455179_bbaa2dcba2.jpg?v=0](http://static.flickr.com/95/237455179_bbaa2dcba2.jpg?v=0) . ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/silly-religious-salespeople/17165/13 "2006-09-08T15:33:31Z")
you can prolly still edit this thread, just say that you started jerking off til they left