# Simultaneous Lock Question **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [August 17, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018 "2010-08-17T20:46:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/21 "2010-08-18T21:51:43Z")
put an ad up on craigslist with his info and get someone to buttrape him. that’ll show 'em ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/22 "2010-08-18T21:54:07Z")
rig up something like this [http://videosift.com/video/Peter-Griffen-s-Porn-Storage](http://videosift.com/video/Peter-Griffen-s-Porn-Storage) ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/23 "2010-08-18T22:01:51Z")
> [@FS E30 \*stupid cheap\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-e30-stupid-cheap/34423/17): > > put an ad up on craigslist with his info and get someone to buttrape him. > > that’ll show 'em I don’t have time to screw with him, I just need to keep him out of my room. He left his phone for some reason, so maybe I’ll text his ex…but that would be a major dick move haha > [@Ridgeline vs Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ridgeline-vs-silverado/34459/11): > > rig up something like this > > [Peter Griffen's Porn Storage](http://videosift.com/video/Peter-Griffen-s-Porn-Storage) WOW :rofl I got the main door lock to fit, it took some modification/re drilling of the existing holes, but nothing extreme like I thought it would need. A drill made it a lot easier too, which oddly enough my room mate who I’m trying to keep out left behind for the week. Just need to paint around where the old door brackets were on each side, figure out how I want to put in the deadbolt and it will look MINT. I do not think it will be possible to make them turn together, but this will keep my stuff safe until the combination requiring lock gets here. ---
**Author:** ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/24 "2010-08-22T19:13:44Z")
I would just park your car elsewhere and hide behind the door with this [http://www.remington.com/products/firearms/shotguns/model-870/model-870-express-tactical.aspx](http://www.remington.com/products/firearms/shotguns/model-870/model-870-express-tactical.aspx) . One such occurance should reduce his urges to enter your space uninvited. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/25 "2010-08-22T19:15:32Z")
Get a new roommate dumbass. Motherfucker would be covered in bird shot he tried that shit over here. Better yet, send him over, me and Jon are out of clays. ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/26 "2010-08-22T19:20:35Z")
> [@SOLD: 1997 Civic EX w/B16 Cheap!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-1997-civic-ex-w-b16-cheap/34359/14): > > me and Jon are out of clays. Will try this…:rofl And its not as easy as getting a new room mate, we’re stuck in this contract until next May. The way the landlord explained it, we can boot him if he breaks any of the contract rules, which we are on the lookout for. We also after that however, need a new room mate to bring in or we get stuck with whoever the landlord brings in. So its not as easy as “get a new room mate”. But trust me, that is well in the works. The way to pick a lock is to hit all the tumblers. So I decided to start working on a prototype that will require a transponder in my key to open the door. The effects of not having this transponder and hitting the last tumbler will be painful (an electric shock of about .01 amps, a discouraging shock). A transponder on the other side of the door will disable the current if the transponder is detected to be present after the 5th tumbler is hit. I kinda want him to try to pick it once I set up the “shocking” part :rofl ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/27 "2010-08-22T22:22:02Z")
Give me a couple of bucks and I will beat the ever-living christ out of him. /thread ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/28 "2010-08-23T06:48:03Z")
> [@what was/is your favorate 21 birthday gift](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-was-is-your-favorate-21-birthday-gift/34492/30): > > Will try this…:rofl > > And its not as easy as getting a new room mate, we’re stuck in this contract until next May. The way the landlord explained it, we can boot him if he breaks any of the contract rules, which we are on the lookout for. We also after that however, need a new room mate to bring in or we get stuck with whoever the landlord brings in. So its not as easy as “get a new room mate”. But trust me, that is well in the works. > > The way to pick a lock is to hit all the tumblers. So I decided to start working on a prototype that will require a transponder in my key to open the door. The effects of not having this transponder and hitting the last tumbler will be painful (an electric shock of about .01 amps, a discouraging shock). A transponder on the other side of the door will disable the current if the transponder is detected to be present after the 5th tumbler is hit. > > I kinda want him to try to pick it once I set up the “shocking” part :rofl Dude you are going way to far with it, just switch it with a better lock he cant pick. ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/29 "2010-08-23T08:15:43Z")
> [@The Bimmer is donezo, and I want to cry. (Pics PG. 5)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-bimmer-is-donezo-and-i-want-to-cry-pics-pg-5/34544/2): > > Dude you are going way to far with it, just switch it with a better lock he cant pick. He can pick dorm locks, and those are “Best” brand locks. They are really one of the best types of locks too, its a double edged key. The locks run almost $200 each, and he can pick it in 10 minutes. I don’t see much other way to go until my pin number lock gets here… ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/30 "2010-08-23T08:47:02Z")
With the pin number lock, im guessing it’s electric? If so arent there usually also a key to unlock those in case the battery dies? ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/31 "2010-08-23T11:49:27Z")
> [@The Bimmer is donezo, and I want to cry. (Pics PG. 5)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-bimmer-is-donezo-and-i-want-to-cry-pics-pg-5/34544/18): > > With the pin number lock, im guessing it’s electric? If so arent there usually also a key to unlock those in case the battery dies? Mines gonna be custom, no key lock. In the key locks place will be a backup battery. A single AA battery gets 10,000 uses…2 will get 20,000. When the first one dies, a warning beep will go off. So there won’t be a key lock there. If it did die unexpectedly even having the backup, i would go in through my window. My room mate won’t do this because he is deathly afraid of heights, so I’ll be fine. ---
**Author:** ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/32 "2010-08-23T12:01:05Z")
Just be a dick and put a pad lock on the door. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/33 "2010-08-23T12:04:23Z")
Just mutilate his hands with a hammer like Danny devito did in casino. ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/34 "2010-08-23T12:12:57Z")
I should have changed the floor door locks before I left, would have been so easy :rofl ---
**Author:** ![underboosted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/underboosted/32/6424_2.png) [@underboosted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/underboosted)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/35 "2010-08-23T12:16:19Z")
I’m tellin ya. He’s gonna see 2 locks and be like F this. Where’s the other kids door. He’s only got one lock. ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/36 "2010-08-23T12:21:46Z")
> [@FS/FT: \*SOLD 93 Civic Si/LS SOLD\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ft-sold-93-civic-si-ls-sold/34548/2): > > I’m tellin ya. He’s gonna see 2 locks and be like F this. Where’s the other kids door. He’s only got one lock. Probably true, one of the guys downstairs didn’t even finish putting his locks on, so if he can see through the fact that the doorknob is only “placed” to give the appearance of locked, he’ll go in there. ---
**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/37 "2010-08-24T07:02:44Z")
Are you the biggest pussy on this earth? If the dudes violating your personal space, FOLD HIM LIKE A FUCKIN’ FLATBREAD SAMMICH! Holy shit, no need to put a fuckin’ retina scanning lock at the door… JUST BEAT HIS ASS! ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/38 "2010-08-24T16:14:05Z")
> [@The Bimmer is donezo, and I want to cry. (Pics PG. 5)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-bimmer-is-donezo-and-i-want-to-cry-pics-pg-5/34544/53): > > Are you the biggest pussy on this earth? If the dudes violating your personal space, FOLD HIM LIKE A FUCKIN’ FLATBREAD SAMMICH! Holy shit, no need to put a fuckin’ retina scanning lock at the door… JUST BEAT HIS ASS! Sorry. Not worth assault charges. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/39 "2010-08-24T16:21:34Z")
Buy an attack dog. Do not feed said dog. Place in room. /roomates life ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018/40 "2010-08-24T16:34:32Z")
> [@The Bimmer is donezo, and I want to cry. (Pics PG. 5)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-bimmer-is-donezo-and-i-want-to-cry-pics-pg-5/34544/66): > > Buy an attack dog. Do not feed said dog. Place in room. > > /roomates life That also has negative consequences, TurboTravis and deadbearpig will throw him off a cliff for animal abuse. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/simultaneous-lock-question/254018.md?page=3)