# Since 'everyone' knows... The new car..

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [January 28, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662 "2009-01-28T19:22:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/81 "2009-01-28T20:58:36Z")

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Bottom line is this. Cossey, the cars about the best choice for you…but now you need to use it. I feel the only rightful solution is to grab some tang. Now, that said, I am positive the ride will help you, if no such luck comes your way, invite Turbo Travis out for a night and hes sure to assist in landing some for you. I would go, but she will only have one ass, and I dont want to throw down with Travis fighting for it, so i will be the bigger man and let him have it.

Either that, or I am sure the car is hot enough to fuk all its own. Perhaps you ordered the RUF “pusspipe” exhaust tip?

On a more serious note, most of us normal folks here just wanna see some mad clutch dumps and outward abuse of the car. Too many owners baby their shit. We want to see that bitch sideways…in Kohls… 😉

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/82 "2009-01-28T20:58:50Z")

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holy fuck…absolutely amazing car.

how the hell did you afford that??

edit: nevermind…saw you had a incident…I didnt know. Sorry to hear./

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/83 "2009-01-28T20:59:30Z")

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Very carefuly

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/84 "2009-01-28T21:00:33Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13245/4):
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> Bottom line is this. Cossey, the cars about the best choice for you…but now you need to use it. I feel the only rightful solution is to grab some tang. Now, that said, I am positive the ride will help you, if no such luck comes your way, invite Turbo Travis out for a night and hes sure to assist in landing some for you. I would go, but she will only have one ass, and I dont want to throw down with Travis fighting for it, so i will be the bigger man and let him have it.
> 
> Either that, or I am sure the car is hot enough to fuk all its own. Perhaps you ordered the RUF “pusspipe” exhaust tip?
> 
> On a more serious note, most of us normal folks here just wanna see some mad clutch dumps and outward abuse of the car. Too many owners baby their shit. We want to see that bitch sideways…in Kohls… 😉

I’ll see what I can do. Although I didn’t buy the car to get pussy, I’m sure it’ll come with the territory. I don’t know about clutch dumps and abuse… Labor’s expensive on these things lol.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/85 "2009-01-28T21:01:00Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/13245/4):
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> Bottom line is this. Cossey, the cars about the best choice for you…but now you need to use it. I feel the only rightful solution is to grab some tang. Now, that said, I am positive the ride will help you, if no such luck comes your way, invite Turbo Travis out for a night and hes sure to assist in landing some for you. I would go, but she will only have one ass, and I dont want to throw down with Travis fighting for it, so i will be the bigger man and let him have it.
> 
> Either that, or I am sure the car is hot enough to fuk all its own. Perhaps you ordered the RUF “pusspipe” exhaust tip?

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl One track mind lately, eh?

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/86 "2009-01-28T21:01:37Z")

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> [@Patriotic Hummer H3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patriotic-hummer-h3/13163/99):
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> either your,
> 
> a) loaded  
> b) single and have zero payments  
> c) got a good deal
> 
> That thing is baller, I applaud u! 🙂

Somewhat of a combination of all 3. :ponder

Congrats Coss, unlike everybody else here you know where I stand on rides in it.

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**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/87 "2009-01-28T21:03:24Z")

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> [@nyspeed directory, like myspace](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-directory-like-myspace/13249/3):
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> holy fuck…absolutely amazing car.
> 
> how the hell did you afford that??

you and I dont pay enough attention. READ…lol, like I did.

Bosch and lamb fucked his eye up, settlement…

Bam, motha fuckin porche

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/88 "2009-01-28T21:07:16Z")

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> [@Pic of my new car ..Snky](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pic-of-my-new-car-snky/12378/33):
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> you and I dont pay enough attention. READ…lol, like I did.
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> Bosch and lamb fucked his eye up, settlement…
> 
> Bam, motha fuckin porche

whats “Bosch and lamb??”

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/89 "2009-01-28T21:07:53Z")

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> [@Cossey"](#):
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> I’ll see what I can do. Although I didn’t buy the car to get pussy, I’m sure it’ll come with the territory. I don’t know about clutch dumps and abuse… Labor’s expensive on these things lol.

Cossey, you did buy it for pussy. Just keep telling yourself that and pussy will show upon your door. As far as abuse, buy a warranty.

BTW, find a word that rhymes with pussy…seriously…name one…other than “cossey”. Your meant for landing it.

Dammit, you better not spit shine this thing come mid summer. Cars are inanimate… these cars want to be smacked around. They like it.

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/90 "2009-01-28T21:07:58Z")

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> [@mobil 1 extended performance](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mobil-1-extended-performance/13137/27):
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> whats “Bosch and lamb??”

Google/wiki it. Bausch and Lomb.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/91 "2009-01-28T21:07:58Z")

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a company that makes contact cleaning solution…

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/92 "2009-01-28T21:08:13Z")

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hahaha he said grabbing tang… oh and trav i was sayin my fuel line popped off one time which is why im sayin i got lucky…

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/93 "2009-01-28T21:08:57Z")

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> [@mobil 1 extended performance](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mobil-1-extended-performance/13137/27):
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> whats “Bosch and lamb??”

someone sell this man a clue.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/94 "2009-01-28T21:09:20Z")

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> [@FS: \`97 Ford Explorer XLT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-97-ford-explorer-xlt/13094/14):
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> hahaha he said grabbing tang… oh and trav i was sayin my fuel line popped off one time which is why im sayin i got lucky…

oh… i misunderstood. my apologies.

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/95 "2009-01-28T21:09:49Z")

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> [@Patriotic Hummer H3](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/patriotic-hummer-h3/13163/105):
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> Cossey, you did buy it for pussy. Just keep telling yourself that and pussy will show upon your door. As far as abuse, buy a warranty.
> 
> BTW, find a word that rhymes with pussy…seriously…name one…other than “cossey”. Your meant for landing it.
> 
> Dammit, you better not spit shine this thing come mid summer. Cars are inanimate… these cars want to be smacked around. They like it.

Buy a warranty from who?  
And the 2nd part I do not comprehend.  
3rd part, I wanna keep it in as best shape as possible and keep it clean. That doesn’t mean I won’t drive it like it’s meant to be. That is of course after the Porsche Driving Experience lol.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/96 "2009-01-28T21:11:09Z")

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> [@So. My sister just brought over her boyfriend, and his friends...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-sister-just-brought-over-her-boyfriend-and-his-friends/13242/52):
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> Buy a warranty from who?  
> And the 2nd part I do not comprehend.  
> 3rd part, I wanna keep it in as best shape as possible and keep it clean. That doesn’t mean I won’t drive it like it’s meant to be. That is of course after JClark gets to rock its world on track.

Fixed. Muuuch better.

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/97 "2009-01-28T21:11:40Z")

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so whats the specs on this thing??

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**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/98 "2009-01-28T21:11:59Z")

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> [@FEELER FS: 1998 Audi A4 2.8 30v quattro](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/feeler-fs-1998-audi-a4-2-8-30v-quattro/13197/16):
>
> Congrats. Then we’ll see. Only rides I’ll be doing are around the middle parking section @ McD’s. Nothing special.

we’ll see about that broski.

as i told you before, i am really happy for you dude, you deserve it.  
:bow

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**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/99 "2009-01-28T21:12:39Z")

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[quote=“Cossey,post:17,topic:13173"”]

Google/wiki it. Bausch and Lomb.

[/quote]

haha, thanks, im a dumb ass and need to sleep

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-everyone-knows-the-new-car/241662/100 "2009-01-28T21:13:24Z")

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google “porsche warranty”

then google “landing pussy”

then google “beat that shit”

Hey man, you deserve it. Treat it how you should. Congrats and great choice.

Oh, and no JClarks.

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