# SINGH's Will

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 4, 2009, 2:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826 "2009-02-04T02:49:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 2:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/1 "2009-02-04T02:49:19Z")

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WELL im leavin on tuesday as long as my visa gets here on time

so cya guys in 1-3 months 😃 prolly two if it goes as planned, or maybe never if really goes as planned LOL j/k

**BUT IF I DONT COME BACK THIS IS THE OFFICIAL WILL**

**For my WILL:**

my pc goes to **shady** cuz he just had a new baby this morning

my bike goes to **91teg** cuz he rode it almost as much as i did

my riding jacket goes to **vlad** cuz its originally his jacket anyways LOL

this half cookie i stopped eating cuz it sucks goes to **jammer** for when he gets the munchies

the infinniti in the garage can go to **travis** cuz i feel like he always needs a car (the real travis not turbo travis)

and oh yea my whey protien goes to **turbo travis** but its nearly gone so w/e

the rest of the durex condoms go to **jclark** , gotta save him some money and cut down expenses

my microphone goes to **jplat** cuz hes hard like that

my grand market goes to **k20** cuz he will beat it just as good as i do LOL

my htc goes to **meena** cuz his phone sucks (this aint much better)

the rest of these pretzels go to **rankin** , cuz i havent given him enough pretzels already

all my bills will be changed over to **jrubino** s name and address (even if i dont die)

my latest id goes to **chris with the 07ss** cuz hes still rocking my expired id

my cat goes to **mcflurry** cuz he seems to be in good with the animals and shit

all my ho’s and skanks i got in my phone, you can send them all **petes (30r)** way, and for the n00d pics, post them in the NWS topic, thats the only proper place for them LOL (j/k kinda) Oh yea and for the pic of my schlong, give that to **88slomaro** as a thank you for sending his balls to all our phones

Oh and someone give a knuckle-sandwich to that boy **turbodiesel** for bein such a damn liar all of the fuckin time

Thats all, i dont have alot of shit like alot of you… cuz i spend my money on consumables LOL

PEACE

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/2 "2009-02-04T03:20:04Z")

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Thanks Nasty. I’ll need all the replacement protein I can get with all the masturbating that I’m about to do to the new Britney video.

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/3 "2009-02-04T03:23:41Z")

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Oh, I’ll claim that ‘real’ Travis title, thanks.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/4 "2009-02-04T04:52:22Z")

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Quality post

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**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/5 "2009-02-04T05:04:18Z")

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thread title is deceiving… I thought you were going to announce your relationship with a young boy named Will.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/6 "2009-02-04T05:16:28Z")

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#1 where are your going  
#2 finish my little project or you’ll have to actually go through with this will  
#3 dibs on your uber hack0r computer systemz

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/7 "2009-02-04T05:45:52Z")

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mic will get wrecked son!

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/8 "2009-02-04T05:59:56Z")

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I’m honored.

But for srs, we need your signature on it and the signature of 2 witnesses too.

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**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/9 "2009-02-04T06:06:25Z")

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> [@not so new n00b](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-so-new-n00b/13558/24):
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> I’m honored.
> 
> But for srs, we need your signature on it and the signature of 2 witnesses too.

yessir… and singh i could always use a better PC since my laptop is horrible… just saying lol

good luck on your trip!!!

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/10 "2009-02-04T06:11:24Z")

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Yeah, and that cookie is long gone bro. I need something to remember you buy… perhaps I could be the one your kidnappers send bodyparts too.

I’ll see u before you go…

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**Author:** ![GTI\_Starr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gti_starr/32/6475_2.png) [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/11 "2009-02-04T06:14:00Z")

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AWWW!! lol who am I gonna text now?! LOL

Good read! Have a safe trip over there Singh!!! Try to email someone at SOME POINT!!!

Don’t worry I’ll work on the Algo thing for ya and have it set up by the time you get back… and if not I’ll make one shirt and hang it like a flag! 😃

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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/12 "2009-02-04T07:42:53Z")

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yes i get the fucking grand market!!! LMK when I can pick it up…first thing i do is a burnout and hit a snow bank!

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/13 "2009-02-04T07:55:30Z")

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Have fun on your trip dude, don’t knock up too many hairy chicks!

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**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/14 "2009-02-04T08:00:10Z")

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Gonna miss your random ims and wall posts…

Way to leave me out of your will, you could have at least given me my hdd back.

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/15 "2009-02-04T08:06:05Z")

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Good luck bud and have fun

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/16 "2009-02-04T11:15:34Z")

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a fucking cat! i already have 3 i dont need another little fucker running around my house

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/17 "2009-02-04T12:06:29Z")

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> [@Resume' writing any1?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/resume-writing-any1/13566/5):
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> yes i get the fucking grand market!!! LMK when I can pick it up…first thing i do is a burnout and hit a snow bank!

LOL

> [@1337 is my post count!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/1337-is-my-post-count/13569/7):
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> Yeah, and that cookie is long gone bro. I need something to remember you buy… perhaps I could be the one your kidnappers send bodyparts too.
> 
> I’ll see u before you go…

your right lmao the cookie was actually gone when i got done typing that post LOL

ok your the body parts receiver then !

> [@snky](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snky/13559/9):
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> AWWW!! lol who am I gonna text now?! LOL
> 
> Good read! Have a safe trip over there Singh!!! Try to email someone at SOME POINT!!!
> 
> Don’t worry I’ll work on the Algo thing for ya and have it set up by the time you get back… and if not I’ll make one shirt and hang it like a flag! 😃

word

my bad mike LOL forgot all about putting the broken hdd in the will, btw come get this mother fucking hdd before i slingshot this shit back to your house from clifton park and hit your mustang with it

> [@GranMassaX"](#):
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> thread title is deceiving… I thought you were going to announce your relationship with a young boy named Will.

my bad, a young boy named will was def on everyones mind when seeing this thread title :rofl

> [@TurboTravis"](#):
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> Oh, I’ll claim that ‘real’ Travis title, thanks.

:eek: u sure you want to ? travis has quite a title on him

> [@Hey people who know about credit...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-people-who-know-about-credit/12211/24):
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> #1 where are your going

:facepalm

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/18 "2009-02-04T12:10:13Z")

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Ha ha whoa I want some kind of bull shit gift…can i copilot the grand market as joey destroys it

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/19 "2009-02-04T12:12:17Z")

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> [@July 22,23 NYSpeed @ NOPI New York](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/july-22-23-nyspeed-nopi-new-york/11913/90):
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> Ha ha whoa I want some kind of bull shit gift…can i copilot the grand market as joey destroys it

… :eek:

BULLSHIT GIFT?

:gtfo

:rofl

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**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/singhs-will/241826/20 "2009-02-04T12:13:01Z")

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> [@beckington....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beckington/13581/9):
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> my bad, a young boy named will was def on everyones mind when seeing this thread title :rofl

it’s not often do I read something related to death on these boards… now queer shit, that’s aplenty. It was just an educated assumption 😃

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