# Skydiving **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 4, 2011, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229 "2011-05-04T07:28:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/21 "2011-05-04T09:05:16Z")
Single? Number? Just call me stepdad. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/22 "2011-05-04T09:08:39Z")
Yes, let’s talk prorated child support. I’ll be gentle and call it $200/month, only til 18. $43200, I’ll round to $40k. Cash, or money order? ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/23 "2011-05-04T09:12:29Z")
Sounds good, I’ll give it directly to your mother as courts require. She and I will then go blow it in Vegas. Now go to your room. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/24 "2011-05-04T10:08:18Z")
Duanesburg and skydiving in a sentence together just sounds dangerous and wrong ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/25 "2011-05-04T10:21:28Z")
> [@Starter Wiring F'd?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/starter-wiring-fd/41919/9): > > Duanesburg and skydiving in a sentence together just sounds dangerous and wrong To be honest, the drive going to skydiving in Duanesburg is probably many time more dangerous than the skydiving itself. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/26 "2011-05-04T10:26:04Z")
Especially with Gatville living out there, if he knows you are an out-of-towner and/or minority youre dead. ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/27 "2011-05-04T10:41:25Z")
> [@google gas pumps :bowdown](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/google-gas-pumps-bowdown/41918/4): > > Yeah dude, like I said, my mom is/was crazy and has been quite literally been trying to kill me my entire life. > > No joke, she taught me to drive stick when I was 10 on that dirt road, back when it was all dirt, that runs from behind the stewart’s on saratoga lake to stillwater, in her 1992 Jetta. I distinctly remember her telling me to go faster, I was doing 55 at one point on that road. > > 10 years old. > > That bitch is crazy. I have so many other similar stories. can you make a thread about bennys childhood stories? please ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/28 "2011-05-04T10:43:29Z")
Look for the book in a few years :rofl ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/29 "2011-05-04T10:53:35Z")
Im down…only live once ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/30 "2011-05-04T11:03:32Z")
> [@Too good to be a baristas at Starbucks? Be one at McDonalds!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/too-good-to-be-a-baristas-at-starbucks-be-one-at-mcdonalds/41914/32): > > I’m pretty scared of heights but I feel like it’s something I gotta do lol. Looking for peeps who’ve had positive experiences with local places pussy ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/31 "2011-05-04T15:29:52Z")
> [@Does this audio clip mean anything to you?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-this-audio-clip-mean-anything-to-you/41913/13): > > go to those coke head guys up in duanesburgh… was waiting for someone to post this :rofl never been, but ive heard several times it was more sketchy than most. Some of you might remember the guy that jumped without a chute and landed on some guys roof next to waynes house :rofl ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/32 "2011-05-04T17:11:17Z")
yeah the dude fucking took a picture of himself on the way down :rofl what kind of crazy asshole :rofl ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/33 "2011-05-04T17:31:52Z")
my landlord is an instructor i think i might go at some point this yr ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/34 "2011-05-04T18:06:49Z")
my fat ass is in no way shape or form jumping out of a good aeroplane ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/35 "2011-05-04T19:17:34Z")
If you do Duanesburg you can land on top of Wayne’s house ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/36 "2011-05-04T19:18:56Z")
now that is tempting lolol . i can see wayne screamin as meatpaws fat ass hollers at him from a few hundred feet up yelling LOOOOOOK OUTTTTTT ---
**Author:** ![b-ri](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/b-ri/32/6376_2.png) [@b-ri](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/b-ri)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/37 "2011-05-04T21:30:46Z")
His home-made golf ball launcher would be in full effect ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/38 "2011-05-04T21:37:05Z")
Went 4 years ago, awesome experience. Probably goin again this summer, you only live once! Dont be a pussy! [http://www.mohawkvalleyskydiving.com/MVS/Main/Main.html](http://www.mohawkvalleyskydiving.com/MVS/Main/Main.html) ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2011, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229/39 "2011-05-04T23:14:02Z")
> [@Does this audio clip mean anything to you?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/does-this-audio-clip-mean-anything-to-you/41913/13): > > go to those coke head guys up in duanesburgh… Sounds like my kind out people. Count me in. :number1 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/skydiving/258229.md?page=1)