# SLAB (Slow Low / Loud And Bangin) Cars **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\ **Created:** [March 19, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099 "2018-03-19T16:59:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/1 "2018-03-19T16:59:51Z")
Gentlemen, I present to you the _worst:_ ![https://whipappealblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/slab-5.jpg](https://whipappealblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/slab-5.jpg) ![https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgplrusU0AEKZAA.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgplrusU0AEKZAA.jpg) ![https://cdn.hpm.io/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/01091038/Todd-Porter-or-BGs-SLAB-car-with-15-inch-elbowrims.jpg](https://cdn.hpm.io/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/01091038/Todd-Porter-or-BGs-SLAB-car-with-15-inch-elbowrims.jpg) ![https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d0/c4/b7/d0c4b7b421e40484da8ba8f44e5a86f8.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d0/c4/b7/d0c4b7b421e40484da8ba8f44e5a86f8.jpg) ![[https://oxosi-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/common\_images/2017/6/2/oxosi\_magazine\_black\_atlas\_20170602\_slabs\_houston\_](https://oxosi-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/common_images/2017/6/2/oxosi_magazine_black_atlas_20170602_slabs_houston_) 009\_6b6ba329-49d9-470a-bd89-a7ffe36954e2.jpg]([https://oxosi-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/common\_images/2017/6/2/oxosi\_magazine\_black\_atlas\_20170602\_slabs\_houston\_](https://oxosi-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/common_images/2017/6/2/oxosi_magazine_black_atlas_20170602_slabs_houston_) 009\_6b6ba329-49d9-470a-bd89-a7ffe36954e2.jpg) ![https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zsMkhXBTpAE/maxresdefault.jpg](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zsMkhXBTpAE/maxresdefault.jpg) ![http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/ktrk/images/cms/automation/vod/2030310_1280x720.jpg](http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/ktrk/images/cms/automation/vod/2030310_1280x720.jpg) - - - Updated - - - - - - Updated - - - ^^ That last one is very important. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2018, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/2 "2018-03-19T17:06:09Z")
What a bunch of fucking scum bags ---
**Author:** ![MrSmith](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrsmith/32/5254_2.png) [@MrSmith](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrSmith)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2018, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/3 "2018-03-19T17:38:10Z")
I need that steering wheel in the caddy. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2018, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/4 "2018-03-19T18:32:37Z")
Been awhile since some Stoopid shit has come out. We should b good for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/5 "2018-03-19T20:20:41Z")
First fidget spinners, now this. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 3:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/6 "2018-03-20T03:31:43Z")
Still yet to see one in person ---
**Author:** ![stuiephoto](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stuiephoto/32/6070_2.png) [@stuiephoto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuiephoto)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/7 "2018-03-20T04:38:48Z")
Only poor people buy shit like this. Anyone with money knows all of it will be taken in a civil suit if you run a mother fucker over with these. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/8 "2018-03-20T04:49:37Z")
> [@stuiephoto](#): > > Only poor people buy shit like this. Anyone with money knows all of it will be taken in a civil suit if you run a mother fucker over with these. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5ZemxyfUe8) I also really like the fresh puddle of trans fluid when he backs the car up in the how to beat a ticket one. Really shows where his priorities are at. ---
**Author:** ![lorge1989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lorge1989/32/6153_2.png) [@lorge1989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lorge1989)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/9 "2018-03-20T05:36:12Z")
This is Houston. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/10 "2018-03-20T06:29:31Z")
> [@1QIKZ](#): > > Been awhile since some Stoopid shit has come out. We should b good for awhile. The remarkable thing is it sounds like this has been around for quite some time in Texas as @lorge1989 said. Maybe it’s a testament to humanity that we haven’t seen it here yet… … or maybe we’re just going to the wrong cars & coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/11 "2018-03-20T07:23:25Z")
[https://youtu.be/SW2oiypFPR8](https://youtu.be/SW2oiypFPR8) ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/12 "2018-03-20T07:26:23Z")
It looks like a James Bond/MadMax tire slasher or something like that. - - - Updated - - - Obama phones take turrible video y0. ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/13 "2018-03-20T07:38:39Z")
haha, so just learned something new from that video. “Drippin stains when I switch lanes”, they don’t mind the leaks lol - - - Updated - - - My mom has a 1972 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, black just like in this movie. It needs to be restored, I plan to do it one day even though it will cost more than its worth, but I’ll do it myself. We used to watch this movie because they ran from the cops in it lol [https://youtu.be/UkaKSRWdPJM](https://youtu.be/UkaKSRWdPJM) ---
**Author:** ![seth13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/seth13/32/8038_2.png) [@seth13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/seth13)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/14 "2018-03-20T12:31:14Z")
This was spurred by the Jalopnik article I am assuming? ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/15 "2018-03-20T12:37:49Z")
> [@Wahoo](#): > > _snip_ I got 0:20 into this video and that girls’s face freaked me out SO MUCH. ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/16 "2018-03-20T15:44:12Z")
> [@Onyx Z32](#): > > I got 0:20 into this video and that girls’s face freaked me out SO MUCH. Lol. This song is what made these people famous, its like their first hit. They didnt have real money yet to hire models, it was probably just a girl they knew lol ---
**Author:** ![lorge1989](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lorge1989/32/6153_2.png) [@lorge1989](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lorge1989)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/17 "2018-03-21T06:14:26Z")
> [@Onyx Z32](#): > > The remarkable thing is it sounds like this has been around for quite some time in Texas as @**[lorge1989](http://www.nyspeed.com/member.php?u=31131)** said. Maybe it’s a testament to humanity that we haven’t seen it here yet… > > … or maybe we’re just going to the wrong cars & coffee. I was in Houston about 2 years ago, very common. It was hilarious to me, but apparently according to my friend that had been down there for the better part of 5 years, its super common on almost any vehicle. ---
**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/18 "2018-03-21T16:44:49Z")
I can’t wait to see fail videos associated with these things… ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/19 "2018-03-21T17:26:53Z")
> [@Jeller](#): > > I can’t wait to see fail videos associated with these things… ![https://static.businessinsider.com/image/570be1f152bcd021008bbe1c/image.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/a/1/a15b9f479583d44be9fbc0400437d2c8aaf2ab64.gif) ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099/20 "2018-03-21T21:25:01Z")
Yeah super common down south, get traveled son. My buddy’s in Texas are getting me some Swangers for my caddy, I can’t wait to swap out my vogues for them. - - - Updated - - - > [@JayS](#): > > [https://youtu.be/A5ZemxyfUe8](https://youtu.be/A5ZemxyfUe8) > > I also really like the fresh puddle of trans fluid when he backs the car up in the how to beat a ticket one. Really shows where his priorities are at. AC water [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slab-slow-low-loud-and-bangin-cars/275099.md?page=2)