# Slamburglars Handbook. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [March 19, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979 "2010-03-19T16:58:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2010, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/1 "2010-03-19T16:58:48Z")
Some are pretty funny, others are just outrageous. **[Slamburglars Handbook](http://slamburglars.blogspot.com/2009/02/slamburglars-handbook.html)** 1. Shock travel is for bitches. 2. Dumped so low the panties practically fall off. 3. If your car is drivable, you’re not low enough. 4. We use pinch welds for parking brakes. 5. Slamburglars don’t get stuck on speed bumps, speed bumps get stuck on Slamburglars. 6. Tuckin wheels and copin feels 7. Dumpin whips and stealin chicks. 8. Tire stretching and pussy popping. 9. Guilty of Slamburglary. 10. Because its not cool to be high. 11. g-codes and g-strings. 12a. There is no such thing as too low. 12b. There is no such thing as low enough. 12. Whats “out of spec”? 13. We like our girls how we like our cars, HAMMERED. 14. It’s not so bad being down & out. 15. slamburglars, aka THE FRAME BANG GANG. 16. The lower you go, the better it feels. 17. Doin things, Cuttin springs. 18. Doin work, Scrapin dirt. 19. Slamburglars have their passengers sit in the back left and rub in the front right. 20. Oil pans are scheduled maintenance. 21. Fuck bitches, get coils. 22. Wheel gap is for ///M owners. 23. Dump or Die. 24. It’s nice to MEAT you. 25. Innocent until proven GUILTY. 26. Beware of the liftburglars. 27. Invite only. 28. The home of bad taste and poor geometry. 29. Our nightmares consist of potholes and speed bumps. 30. MO’ LOW MO’ MONEY MO’ BITCHES 31. Like your SAT scores…so low you cant go anywhere. 32. Scraping more pans than the food network. 33. We slam our cars almost as hard as we slam muff. 34. If sparks dont fly, your rides too high. 35. thuggish ruggish tire scrubin. 36. never doubt The Professor. 37. gun bucking and car hucking 38. turning heads for all the wrong reasons. 39. We like our girls how we like our tires, SMOKIN. 40. Low Ballin and Street Crawlin. 41. We like our cars how we like our girlfriends, DUMPED. 42. If it’s not slammed, what’s the point? 43. perches are for birds, collars are for dogs. 44. No switches, Mo Bitches 45. If you have to ask, GTFO. 46. Keeping it durty, down to the floor. 47. aka the lane marker fucker uppers49. aka the rim tuck fuck club 48. aka the pan slam clan 49. SlamBurglars cant light bon fires 50. dumpin’ n fist pumpin’ > **[Slamburglars Handbook](http://slamburglars.blogspot.com/2009/02/slamburglars-handbook.html)** > > 1. If your car is drivable, you're not low enough. 2. We use pinch welds for parking brakes. 3. Slamburglars don't get stuck on speed bumps,... Vot’s bible :lol ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/2 "2010-03-21T21:32:34Z")
HAHAHAHA ya caught meh! also 29= ROFL ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/3 "2010-03-21T22:18:49Z")
lol’d HARD at these 1. Tuckin wheels and copin feels 2. Dumpin whips and stealin chicks. ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/4 "2010-03-21T23:12:50Z")
> 1. Beware of the liftburglars. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/5 "2010-03-21T23:43:49Z")
I personally giggled at “10. Because its not cool to be high.” Alpineskiier will not approve :lol ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/6 "2010-03-22T12:45:57Z")
there is nothing in that list that i do not approve of. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/7 "2010-03-22T13:14:50Z")
> [@AC Roll Call..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ac-roll-call/30267/19): > > there is nothing in that list that i do not approve of. Like your SAT scores…so low you cant go anywhere. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/8 "2010-03-23T09:52:36Z")
> [@Holy F'in sheitballs](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/holy-fin-sheitballs/30231/28): > > Like your SAT scores…so low you cant go anywhere. > > :rofl thankfully i approve of the reference, but i had high sat scores :lol ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/9 "2010-03-23T10:24:43Z")
:lol ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/10 "2010-03-23T10:35:31Z")
> 1. If your car is drivable, you’re not low enough. Do work Elliot, Do work! If you aren’t hardparking, you aren’t slamming. ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/11 "2010-03-23T13:40:03Z")
> [@cool evo compilation, Geoff and I made an appearnace](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cool-evo-compilation-geoff-and-i-made-an-appearnace/30280/12): > > Do work Elliot, Do work! If you aren’t hardparking, you aren’t slamming. but my car will always be driven, even when it is considered by 99% of people to be undrivable. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slamburglars-handbook/250979/12 "2010-03-23T13:41:43Z")
> [@WTB: late 60's to early 80's bike](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-late-60s-to-early-80s-bike/30297/11): > > but my car will always be driven, even when it is considered by 99% of people to be undrivable. thats EXACTLY the kind of thing we like to see :thumbup well, at least I do, anyways…