# Slap your co-worker day
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slap-your-co-worker-day/181601
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [April 12, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slap-your-co-worker-day/181601 "2006-04-12T08:19:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slap-your-co-worker-day/181601/1 "2006-04-12T08:19:44Z")
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday :Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t give a damn about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious,when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of IkeTurner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
- You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
- You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
- You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
- No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
- CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your"assault" must be followed with something like “cause I’m sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!”
- If questioned by a supervisor or police, (if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping…and have a GREAT DAY!
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slap-your-co-worker-day/181601/2 "2006-04-12T09:19:28Z")
🤣 i just slap quik & punched sam
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slap-your-co-worker-day/181601/3 "2006-04-12T09:25:07Z")
I’m my only co-worker. should I slap myself?
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### Author:  [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slap-your-co-worker-day/181601/4 "2006-04-12T09:36:10Z")
read your signature that might work??? :dunno:
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### Author:  [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slap-your-co-worker-day/181601/5 "2006-04-12T09:44:10Z")
We are closed tomorrow - no slapping here - I got a nice 5 day weekend coming and I’m thinking no one will do this when we come back
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slap-your-co-worker-day/181601/6 "2006-04-12T10:08:55Z")
> [@Cheeks](#):
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> read your signature that might work??? :dunno:
🤣🤣 :owned:
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### Author:  [@kilmer420](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kilmer420)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slap-your-co-worker-day/181601/7 "2006-04-12T10:10:24Z")
> [@mp3ray](#):
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> We are closed tomorrow - no slapping here - I got a nice 5 day weekend coming and I’m thinking no one will do this when we come back
this was sent out yesterday, I was expecting the responses of repost and go read your email from yesterday…HAHA
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### Author:  [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)
#### Post date: [April 12, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slap-your-co-worker-day/181601/8 "2006-04-12T11:51:15Z")
> [@kilmer420](#):
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> this was sent out yesterday, I was expecting the responses of repost and go read your email from yesterday…HAHA
Let me go slap my coworker! ha ha