# Sleep... I suck at it. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 27, 2008, 1:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506 "2008-06-27T01:52:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/21 "2008-06-27T10:51:30Z")
Vlad dont make the boy do math, hes having problems sleeping, now hes goin to have to strain his brain as well? :lol ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/22 "2008-06-27T11:32:46Z")
heres how its done right ![http://media.tumblr.com/G6je7Uvkl1kcv73s1bpETbV7_400.jpg](http://media.tumblr.com/G6je7Uvkl1kcv73s1bpETbV7_400.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/23 "2008-06-27T11:34:25Z")
i hope you had to search for that, cause if not. i got news for ya. see the animal in that pic? you don’t prefer it. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/24 "2008-06-27T11:36:15Z")
Such a cute kittieeeee!! ;D ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/25 "2008-06-27T13:10:03Z")
ahaha that cat is cool son i might try that counting backwards stuff shit, but as soon as i lay down my mind starts racing with a billion . 5 thoughts of shit like what i did today what i did yesterday what i did tomorrow why im broke why this bitch is driving me insane why i didnt call this or that etc etc countless thoughts so if i could stop that and count backwards… then vlad ftw ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/26 "2008-06-27T13:53:35Z")
> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#): > > smoke a bowl. Thats my method. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmerz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimmerz/32/6370_2.png) [@Jimmerz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimmerz)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/27 "2008-06-27T17:30:55Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > ok so basically… i can’t ever, ever, seem to get to sleep when i want to. Even if i have nothing to do the next day… and just want to go to sleep, i’m like, unable to sleep. I just layed down for 2 hours… straight, without opening my eyes trying to think of nothing, everything, whatever to get to sleep. All i came up with is two questions. > > What do you do to you fall asleep? > > and > > What do you do when you can’t sleep? > > I seriously don’t want to play any more video games, or addicting games, because then i’m up later than i would be… trying to beat some level, or set some record. But if i sit around trying to get tired i get all pissed off that i’m sitting around at 5(fucking)am still not sleeping. So i give up. I’m just going to sit here until i get tired… which could be who knows how long. But when all you sleeping fuckers wake up, i expect a remedy to all this. drink beer. :drink ---
**Author:** ![RSXTC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@RSXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RSXTC)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/28 "2008-06-27T22:35:55Z")
Wine makes me sleepy, so if I can’t fall asleep I’ll down a glass or two and be conked out shortly after. ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/29 "2008-06-27T23:35:46Z")
but your a girl, i’m gay enough… if i drink wine before bed my car might transform into a miata, and i’ll grow man boobs and talk like thissssss ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/30 "2008-06-28T22:35:11Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > but your a girl, i’m gay enough… if i drink wine before bed my car might transform into a miata, and i’ll grow man boobs and talk like thissssss :lol > [@RSXTC](#): > > Wine makes me sleepy, so if I can’t fall asleep I’ll down a glass or two and be conked out shortly after. Your significant other must love you. :wow ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/31 "2008-06-28T22:35:44Z")
HAHAHa @ wine ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/32 "2008-06-29T08:51:58Z")
Vlad: Your method sucks. I tried that the other night. I went 300-0-300-0. Nothing. ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/33 "2008-06-29T10:43:00Z")
next time you lay down and you are tired, dont sleep so long. set your alarm to wake yourself up earlier then you would wake up on your own. that day you should get tired and want to go to bed sooner. hence you will fall asleep. just keep repeating the steps day after day. on the weekends if you wake up at 9 get up dont just lay there and go back to sleep… oh and if it doesnt work the first time. set your alarm for less time sleeping start off with watever your average hrs you sleep are and just keep decreasing the amount of time you sleep. let me know how it works.its always worked for me. i fall asleep within 2 min of layin in bed everynight! ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/34 "2008-06-29T11:52:11Z")
> [@Cossey](#): > > Vlad: Your method sucks. I tried that the other night. I went 300-0-300-0. Nothing. It should have been plenty boring enough for any regular person to fall asleep. You counted twice by 3’s and were still awake? ---
**Author:** ![FTWmotherfucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FTWmotherfucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FTWmotherfucker)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/35 "2008-06-29T11:58:43Z")
![http://i32.tinypic.com/2vd087k.gif](http://i32.tinypic.com/2vd087k.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/36 "2008-06-29T12:03:29Z")
> [@FTWmotherfucker](#): > The easy way out :lol ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/37 "2008-06-29T20:15:10Z")
Hey! Wine is good shit and I get more girls than all you guys combined :ninja haha jp. OK but serisously. If you need to sleep here is a great recipe. First, eat just before you go to bed. Like, something high in carbs, pasta or turkey or etc. Then have a glass (or two) of Chianti. Youll be out like a light. P.S - Side effects may include getting fat and or becoming an alcoholic. However if you have a super high metabolism like me, youll be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/38 "2008-06-29T20:29:29Z")
> [@Pants Party](#): > > Hey! Wine is good shit and I get more girls than all you guys combined :ninja haha jp. pssshh there we go again LOL but yea eating before you sleep sounds to be a good choice, i cant get fat anyways if i tried pills/wine out of the question , and you might be able to take one glass and feel woozy but i would have to get 3/4 of the bottle and thats just asking for alcoholism lol ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/39 "2008-06-29T21:03:14Z")
Drinking a glass of cold milk is a good alternative as well. ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506/40 "2008-06-29T21:06:34Z")
Have a kid. That’ll tire you out. Seriously… :nod [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleep-i-suck-at-it/237506.md?page=3)