# sleeper................ **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 1, 2006, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325 "2006-10-01T13:16:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325/21 "2006-10-01T16:56:14Z")
> [@Looking for a Female Bartender](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-female-bartender/24705/4): > > 🤣 OMG you totally burned me! Ouch, really I’m in tears over here. If i wanted her back I would have at least attempted. You know nothing about me, so don’t even try that shit. > > Being single is the shit… Its too bad however that your parents didnt decide to be single long ago. Instead of producing the puddle of vomit with a perm that I like to call “Schmeider”. > > Christ you are quite possibly the ugliest fucking dude I’ve ven seen in my life. I would like to see ANY girl thats ever let your fat greasy pre-pubescent ass touch her. > > 1. You’re completely replusive looking. > 2. What the fuck are those craters all over your forehead? > 3. Is that a perm? > 4. I’ll bet a million dollars you’re still a virgin. > > Please, and I’m 100% serious when I say this… Go and fucking kill yourself. The world will be a better place. > > Yours Truly, > 1320 wow your poetry is truely awesome… 15/10 ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325/22 "2006-10-01T17:03:08Z")
> [@Buffalo coffee shops...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffalo-coffee-shops/24716/13): > > wow your poetry is truely awesome… > > 15/10 brings a tear to my eye ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325/23 "2006-10-01T17:14:57Z")
was that a hiku? ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325/24 "2006-10-02T07:22:49Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/24704/8): > > was that a hiku? More like a sonnet. But forgive me, as I haven’t attempted to use iambic pentameter in quite a few years. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325/25 "2006-10-02T07:52:12Z")
View Is smeider banned? Manage SleeperGTP Thread deleted by SleeperGTP Reason: thought he was by what he told me,what a toolbag…p.s…potter takes it in the pooper! ---
**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325/26 "2006-10-02T10:22:10Z")
> [@dsm stalling problems](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dsm-stalling-problems/24703/5): > > Schmeider looks like the fat kid from bad santa… > > ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/twincamz1320/photo_19.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/2/8236c9c1330d703ea6c0f72606e171b59e66e1d2.jpeg) > > ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/twincamz1320/920135771_l.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/8/38d7eef4ac40c4bc40ce35fc36a0535675719d96.jpeg) > > You be the judge. LOL!!! :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![imported\_Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_sleeper/32/5939_2.png) [@imported\_Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_Sleeper)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325/27 "2006-10-02T10:22:43Z")
> [@Sale feedback?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sale-feedback/24732/3): > > View Is smeider banned? > Manage SleeperGTP Thread deleted by SleeperGTP > Reason: thought he was by what he told me,what a toolbag…p.s…potter takes it in the pooper! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 :kekegay: I knew u would see that:booty: ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325/28 "2006-10-02T10:42:21Z")
> [@dsm stalling problems](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dsm-stalling-problems/24703/5): > > Schmeider looks like the fat kid from bad santa… > > ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/twincamz1320/photo_19.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/2/8236c9c1330d703ea6c0f72606e171b59e66e1d2.jpeg) > > ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/twincamz1320/920135771_l.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/8/38d7eef4ac40c4bc40ce35fc36a0535675719d96.jpeg) > > You be the judge. 🤣🤣🤣 ---
**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325/29 "2006-10-02T13:06:34Z")
> [@Looking for a Female Bartender](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/looking-for-a-female-bartender/24705/4): > > 🤣 OMG you totally burned me! Ouch, really I’m in tears over here. If i wanted her back I would have at least attempted. You know nothing about me, so don’t even try that shit. > > Being single is the shit… Its too bad however that your parents didnt decide to be single long ago. Instead of producing the puddle of vomit with a perm that I like to call “Schmeider”. > > Christ you are quite possibly the ugliest fucking dude I’ve ven seen in my life. I would like to see ANY girl thats ever let your fat greasy pre-pubescent ass touch her. > > 1. You’re completely replusive looking. > 2. What the fuck are those craters all over your forehead? > 3. Is that a perm? > 4. I’ll bet a million dollars you’re still a virgin. > > Please, and I’m 100% serious when I say this… Go and fucking kill yourself. The world will be a better place. > > Yours Truly, > 1320 Not as catchy as "An Open Letter to darkstar, BUT, nicely put. :bigthumb: ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2006, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeper/185325/30 "2006-10-02T13:07:34Z")
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