# Sleeptalkinman

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeptalkinman/205047>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 30, 2010, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeptalkinman/205047 "2010-05-30T10:31:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2010, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeptalkinman/205047/1 "2010-05-30T10:31:18Z")

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I check up on shitmydadsays periodically on twitter, but aside from that…the site is utter garbage, and people who use it it need to be exterminated. That said:

I stumbled on this the other other day and it’s fucking hilarious! This guy’s wife records him sleep talking, and the shit he says is fucking pricelss, and there’s audio.

> **[Sleep Talkin' Man](http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/)**
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> My mild-mannered English husband Adam lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams. Having benefited from hours of delight at his dead-of-night musings, I thought it only fair to share them with the world.

“My beard can tell a thousand stories. My mouth however, just says fuck you! Stop staring at my beard.”

“Mmmmmm marmalade. It has to be thick cut though. The real stuff. And on your buttocks. Tangy!.. Buttocks. (giggles) Funny!”

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**Author:** ![4doors5gears](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doors5gears/32/6006_2.png) [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2010, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeptalkinman/205047/2 "2010-05-30T10:55:48Z")

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Man that site has me cracking up. I know I sleep talk, but it’s nothing as hilarious as that.

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**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2010, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeptalkinman/205047/3 "2010-05-30T11:47:19Z")

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hahahaha. That’s awesome!

I hope if I say something funny in my sleep that my wife records it.

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**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2010, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeptalkinman/205047/4 "2010-05-31T11:26:31Z")

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man there is some funny shit on there

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**Author:** ![Dominator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dominator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dominator)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeptalkinman/205047/5 "2010-05-31T13:08:49Z")

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wow sleeping quote machine

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2010, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeptalkinman/205047/6 "2010-05-31T13:40:31Z")

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🤣 wow

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**Author:** ![obi-1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@obi-1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/obi-1)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sleeptalkinman/205047/7 "2010-06-01T06:29:40Z")

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That’s hilarious. I’m bookmarking that one.

“That’s it! That’s the last fucking time we’re ever going on holiday with beavers. Can’t take their chattering. Always chattering!”

“Whoever invented calories is gonna get their face fucked with ice cream cake.”