# Slide or Die. Bitches.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 17, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888 "2005-07-17T22:32:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/81 "2005-07-20T00:26:15Z")

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In the words of my away message:

> There was a time in my life… I could say, “I never did a slip and slide naked…”

> I can no longer make that statement.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/82 "2005-07-20T01:32:05Z")

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hopefully i am not so sore tomorrow…so i can finally get back to the gym

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/83 "2005-07-20T08:27:47Z")

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did anyone mistakenly take home a cingular phone from the party? :gotme:

i cant find mine :smash2: and i really dont want to have to put all those numbers back into a new phone again

if you aren’t sure, its the one with your mom scattered throughout the recent call history 😃

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/84 "2005-07-20T08:47:53Z")

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> [@sureshot!](#):
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> its the one with your mom scattered throughout the recent call history 😃

Uncalled for.

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**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/85 "2005-07-20T10:04:42Z")

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I invented the “Your Mom” in the phone.

When I add a friends house to my cell… I put “Jack’s Mom” in it.

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**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/86 "2005-12-01T09:24:57Z")

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we are being shown up it seems. [http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1635031/](http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1635031/)  
theyve got us beat on length, but weve got girth…and thats what counts.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/87 "2005-12-01T09:30:19Z")

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THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!!!

no one beats us!!!

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/88 "2005-12-01T09:35:40Z")

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Haha, That looks freaking awesome!

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/89 "2005-12-01T09:59:09Z")

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Hmm it’s set up on a hill, thats why they can make it so long. interesting…

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**Author:** ![Tkklemann](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tkklemann/32/7298_2.png) [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/90 "2005-12-01T10:27:30Z")

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Looks like we are going to have to set one up that takes the cake now…

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**Author:** ![DJ\_X-StatiK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dj_x-statik/32/7579_2.png) [@DJ\_X-StatiK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJ_X-StatiK)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/91 "2005-12-01T10:32:28Z")

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hahahah :lol: awesome.  
wait til next year. we can beat them.

why dont we try doing something similar in the snow…but no soap, getting half naked and frozen, lol…

lets all just go snow tubing 🤣

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/92 "2005-12-01T10:34:05Z")

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^^^^^OMG i wanna go tubing.,…with a giant ramp/jump…🙂

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**Author:** ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2005, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slide-or-die-bitches/888/93 "2005-12-01T13:04:23Z")

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i am liking where this is going…

\<read as a movie title\> slide or die bitches 2, when the water freezes

i still think the females should be half naked…i am biased though.

ok so who is gonna organize a tubing meet? that is, once the snow stays

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