# Slight predicament

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**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 15, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slight-predicament/103068 "2007-01-15T19:28:54Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slight-predicament/103068/11 "2007-01-16T10:42:45Z")

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> [@FS: '03 Escalade 32k miles FULLY LOADED](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-03-escalade-32k-miles-fully-loaded/10820/2):
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> ok this is what happening,
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> my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your he;lp
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> see, i volunteer on my sister’s softball team (im 21 the girls are 15)
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> and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i he;lp her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D… this is because her teacher is a prick… anywayz
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> so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
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> “no no i cant, its not right” she said, but i told her “dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes.”
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> So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.
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> then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.
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> ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.
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> i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz he;lp you guys are really smart please he;lp me.
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> any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?

ok so let me get this… u helped this girl with her shit and she failed. u are a virgin so u use butter in the microwave… every heard of a yeast infection… not to mention 8 minutes… when the butter was bubbling and sizzing did u not stop to think that mayyyyybbbbeee it was to hot. or the finger test it… OR! her to see if she was wet down there. … that brings me to the n64 games. i know she is 15 but WTF n64 games? no dont give her anouther one… get her some ice cubes. and start licking it. unless its past that then bring her to the hospital and rip out her hair and poo on her chest give her the old Cleavland Steamer… thats it and all!

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