# Slight predicament

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**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 15, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slight-predicament/103068 "2007-01-15T19:28:54Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 16, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slight-predicament/103068/16 "2007-01-16T16:53:31Z")

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> [@FS: '03 Escalade 32k miles FULLY LOADED](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-03-escalade-32k-miles-fully-loaded/10820/2):
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> ok this is what happening,
> 
> my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your he;lp
> 
> see, i volunteer on my sister’s softball team (im 21 the girls are 15)
> 
> and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i he;lp her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D… this is because her teacher is a prick… anywayz
> 
> so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex
> 
> “no no i cant, its not right” she said, but i told her “dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes.”
> 
> So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.
> 
> then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.
> 
> ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.
> 
> i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz he;lp you guys are really smart please he;lp me.
> 
> any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?

ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your he;lp

see, i volunteer on my sister’s softball team (im 21 the girls are 15)

and whatever, i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, and sometimes i he;lp her with homework. i helped her with her english essay and she still got a D… this is because her teacher is a prick… anywayz

so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

“no no i cant, its not right” she said, but i told her “dont worry, i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes.”

So then I gave her Diddy Kong Racing and Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball and we went up to my room. she is a bit confused and scared.

then i think to myself- yo i need lube, right? cuz i heard other people saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity, so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold and it wont melt, so i microwaved it for 8 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now shes saying i burned it.

i dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz he;lp you guys are really smart please he;lp me.

any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?

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