# Slowmarro has a hidden fascination with male genitalia.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 7, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186 "2012-01-07T19:00:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/1 "2012-01-07T19:00:39Z")

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[quote=“88slowmarro”"]

Jellies swallows cum

Myers ball sack

Singh swallows jammers

While Sbardy creamed

Sbardys asshole loosened

My cock is

Vlad reached around

Jellies fucked tranny

Licking alexs taint

Sbardy packed shit

Now asshole leaks

Aliens probed jellies

My dick works

My penis throbbing

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And this is all just from _ONE_ thread

[http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=28732](http://www.shift518.com/showthread.php?t=28732)

Searches for other male related subjects from his user name come up with at least 50 results each not to mention constant picture references.

Secret it out.

Discuss.

_Random NWS photos in this thread will get you banned, per NWS rules and just fellow courtesy_

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/2 "2012-01-07T19:04:20Z")

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Hidden implies that he tried hiding it. He posted it publicly, so there’s no “hidden” fascination. He loves dick, and has no problem showing it.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/3 "2012-01-07T19:05:24Z")

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yeah, he pretty much turned that thread into the gay sex thread

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/4 "2012-01-07T19:08:30Z")

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> [@Any Soccer Players?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-soccer-players/47732/27):
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> Hidden implies that he tried hiding it. He posted it publicly, so there’s no “hidden” fascination. He loves dick, and has no problem showing it.

Touche.

However, what if he tries to deny this love?

So all this gay bashing, this whole time, was just a coverup?

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/5 "2012-01-07T19:17:59Z")

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Vlad wants slomarrow to pack his fudge

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/6 "2012-01-07T19:18:54Z")

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Coconut Baseball Bat

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/7 "2012-01-07T19:43:54Z")

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Vlad ya want some of the meatpaws ? I feel offended vlad , just cause I’m comfy cracking gay jokes u think I’m queer !!! That’s cool

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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/8 "2012-01-07T19:53:04Z")

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Slowmarro is hot, I’d suck him off.

Is that gay?

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/9 "2012-01-07T19:56:00Z")

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For some reason vlad loves only seeing my gay comments , I think he does wanna Fuck me . But really vlad I’m not the only one saying shit yet ya wanna try and bust on me or call me out like I’m the gay one !!! I really feel like your calling me a fa\*\*ot.

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/10 "2012-01-07T20:01:10Z")

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And then they

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/11 "2012-01-07T20:03:28Z")

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> [@SOLD delete](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-delete/45546/155):
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> For some reason vlad loves only seeing my gay comments , I think he does wanna Fuck me . But really vlad I’m not the only one saying shit yet ya wanna try and bust on me or call me out like I’m the gay one !!! I really feel like your calling me a fa\*\*ot.

Those 15 comments above were out of your ~40 comments in that thread.

It’s just around every third post.

Yes it’s just you. You do it often enough, tasteless and rude enough for me to clearly notice.

Don’t start pulling a murdogg and crying"why meee???"

Because you’re doing it :facepalm

Stop doing it and I will stop noticing it.

You _love_ any discussion of a pickle, wiener or any other sexual male innuendo you can make or comment on with occasionally putting up a picture.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/12 "2012-01-07T20:07:11Z")

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Sounds like you made this thread just to get a rise out of slowmarro… how childish of you vladimir

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/13 "2012-01-07T20:14:22Z")

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> [@Tim hortons on UB's campus](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tim-hortons-on-ubs-campus/47745/6):
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> Sounds like you made this thread just to get a rise out of slowmarro… how childish of you vladimir

Sounds like Slowmarro was pushing his homosexual comments in enough places on the site for me to make an observation about the frequency of use.

Last thing I want is a “rise out of slowmarro”.

However judging by your custom user field, you haven’t learn a damn thing about having your privileges taken away and abuse features provided.

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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/14 "2012-01-07T20:16:09Z")

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How many guys can you bang before your gay?

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/15 "2012-01-07T20:17:10Z")

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> [@Proposed development on Maple UPDATE: 6/3 Approved by town board](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proposed-development-on-maple-update-6-3-approved-by-town-board/34891/8):
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> How many guys can you bang before your gay?

![http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/misspelling/your.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/d/5d31ca6e01f0d53a2e254d3a75b22e1f2f50cf64.png)

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**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/16 "2012-01-07T20:18:10Z")

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vlad this thread is dumb. who gives a fuck if he makes gay comments? (besides you)  
its called joking around. obviously your sense of humor needs some developing.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/17 "2012-01-07T20:18:32Z")

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> [@Foo Fighters @ Blue Cross Arena (Roch) 07/28/08](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/foo-fighters-blue-cross-arena-roch-07-28-08/47731/13):
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> Sounds like Slowmarro was pushing his homosexual comments in enough places on the site for me to make an observation about the frequency of use.
> 
> Last thing I want is a “rise out of slowmarro”.
> 
> However judging by your custom user field, you haven’t learn a damn thing about having your privileges taken away and abuse features provided.

Multiple other users have done it… so I figured it was ok. If the frequency of his talk about cocks and stuff bothered you so much, why not just take it to pm’s and ask him about it?

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/18 "2012-01-07T20:19:15Z")

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> [@Text saying no to gas this May 2nd](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/text-saying-no-to-gas-this-may-2nd/47636/48):
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> Multiple other users have done… so I figured it was ok. If the frequency of his talk about cocks and stuff bothered you so much, why not just take it to pm’s and ask him about it?

Little you know, I’ve done that already.

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**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/19 "2012-01-07T20:19:38Z")

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[Either resize the pics or don’t post them at all.]

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-has-a-hidden-fascination-with-male-genitalia/262186/20 "2012-01-07T20:22:21Z")

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> [@The power of on-line car communities](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-power-of-on-line-car-communities/47733/12):
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> Little you know, I’ve done that already.

So then why would you make a thread about it? Why would you try to embarrass our good friend slowmarro?

Judging from this I can tell you still wish you were in highschool since you’re trying to spread rumors about someone else. Just because he mentions dicks and stuff, he has an infatuation? Lettuce be cereal… and grow up a bit.

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