# slowmarro VS beat up rankin ride. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [March 10, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856 "2010-03-10T17:32:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/1 "2010-03-10T17:32:22Z")
soooo this was a couple months ago… seeing as how i havent been on in a while. well this certain caprice/impala/whatever slow turd name you wanna put on the side of it, got walked like it was standing still. not to mention johns car felt like it was running on 7 cylinders and farting out the exhaust like something you’d hear comming from a downtown boston barstool. the “slowmarro” is definitely a turd. its going to need every ounce of giggle gas to get it out of the 13 sec bracket because it feels slower than it did on the stock MOJO.:haha anyways… yeah im back. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/2 "2010-03-10T17:33:04Z")
ban 1 ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/3 "2010-03-10T17:34:01Z")
asshole. :lol ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/4 "2010-03-10T17:34:23Z")
> [@Poll to clear my head about Sarah Silverman](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poll-to-clear-my-head-about-sarah-silverman/29983/36): > > soooo this was a couple months ago… seeing as how i havent been on in a while. > > well this certain caprice/impala/whatever slow turd name you wanna put on the side of it, got walked like it was standing still. not to mention johns car felt like it was running on 7 cylinders and farting out the exhaust like something you’d hear comming from a downtown boston barstool. the “slowmarro” is definitely a turd. its going to need every ounce of giggle gas to get it out of the 13 sec bracket because it feels slower than it did on the stock MOJO.:haha > > anyways… yeah im back. IIRC thats rankins buddys ride and IIRC dident johns camaro run a low 12 last year? ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/5 "2010-03-10T17:34:56Z")
Thanks for the awesome thread ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/6 "2010-03-10T17:34:57Z")
why ya gott atell people my car is still slow ? they no this this aint new to them lololool ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/7 "2010-03-10T17:35:22Z")
12.9 kenz ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/8 "2010-03-10T17:35:39Z")
> [@Things that suck v. Elise \[Now with daytime pics\]](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-that-suck-v-elise-now-with-daytime-pics/29980/100): > > IIRC thats rankins buddys ride > > and IIRC dident johns camaro run a low 12 last year? went 12.80-12.90’s iirc… could be wrong. and i said it felt slower. and it was def rankins at the time. ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/9 "2010-03-10T17:36:27Z")
and the pointless threads begin… ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/10 "2010-03-10T17:36:38Z")
yes rankis caprice ,yes my car is slow like i said this isnt news to anyone ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/11 "2010-03-10T17:37:17Z")
the caprice we broke? ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/12 "2010-03-10T17:37:39Z")
now ya wanna tell the truth . rankis was misfiring not mine but his is still slower ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/13 "2010-03-10T17:38:06Z")
> [@FS: 1990 Honda Prelude Si 4WS $1500](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1990-honda-prelude-si-4ws-1500/28052/30): > > the caprice we broke? and i had to fix ,after almost whoopin that kids ass ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/14 "2010-03-10T17:39:12Z")
> [@WTT: My Modded Xbox for a Nintendo DS Lite](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtt-my-modded-xbox-for-a-nintendo-ds-lite/29944/3): > > and i had to fix ,after almost whoopin that kids ass was a good night,besides rankin freezing his ass off,and me doing burnouts in the boat ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/slowmarro-vs-beat-up-rankin-ride/250856/15 "2010-03-10T17:39:59Z")
/thread :lock