# Small dogs make the best guard dogs. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 28, 2011, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720 "2011-11-28T09:40:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/21 "2011-11-28T11:14:29Z")
Moral of the story should be “I’m a dumbass, and leave expensive shit in my car.” ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/22 "2011-11-28T11:16:11Z")
LOL apparently these guys didnt know how to turn off dome lights. Nice job making them piss themselves! :bigtup: ---
**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/23 "2011-11-28T11:45:36Z")
My dog barks at anything that is happening out side. Classic story of boy who cried woof, he barks so much that I probably would have brushed it off. Although he does have different barks, play, god damm fucking squirrel, and holy shit hes pissed. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/24 "2011-11-28T11:49:54Z")
Who needs a dog when you wake up at the slightest noise yourself. I confronted a guy garbage picking my neighbors garbage at 3am. ---
**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/25 "2011-11-28T12:12:39Z")
I think my pitbull would bark, he usually barks at everyone when the front door is open and we use the screen door. I don’t know if he would wake up from a deep sleep though. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/26 "2011-11-28T12:14:53Z")
> [@Spam16v](#): > > Racks shotgun from porch, On your knees boy! Tell wife to call the man and collect their trash. amen. Id make them shit their pants. FOR SURE. If not, theyd sure as hell be running. So, new thread… “some punk kids out ran me, i need to get in better shape” How much effort did you put into pursuing them? did you get a good description? ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/27 "2011-11-28T12:19:23Z")
My Pit bull very rarely barks, so when she does I know not to take it lightly. If it’s a weird time and I can’t immediately figure out what she’s barking at, I check it out. And she would almost definitely attack a stranger that came into the house and was aggressive towards her. I certainly never intended for her to be a guard dog, but she makes a very good one. ---
**Author:** ![TradersBASE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tradersbase/32/5321_2.png) [@TradersBASE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TradersBASE)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/28 "2011-11-28T12:36:17Z")
> [@Freek](#): > > Who needs a dog when you wake up at the slightest noise yourself. I confronted a guy garbage picking my neighbors garbage at 3am. I want to move near you. Impressive hearing! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/29 "2011-11-28T12:42:13Z")
My dog has two distinct levels of bark. He’s got a half assed “whuff” he does when someone is walking by on the sidewalk, then he has his batshit crazy, I’m going through the window in a second bark he does when someone he doesn’t know comes up the driveway. A month or so ago he did the later and in the 3-4 seconds it takes me to punch in the code in the keypad gunsafe I keep in the nightstand my brain remembered my wife had renewed our sub to the Buffalo News Sunday edition. That could have been an awkward hello to the paperboy. If I came out and saw the lights on in my truck someone would be held at gunpoint until APD showed up (which is about 45 seconds to a minute based on the time I called about smoke in my house). ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/30 "2011-11-28T12:57:10Z")
blah blah blah, standard nyspeed you shouldnt have nice things response. sidenote: we need beer. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/31 "2011-11-28T13:06:04Z")
Maybe you should move to the city of Buffalo where its safe 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/32 "2011-11-28T13:39:43Z")
beer ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/33 "2011-11-28T13:41:16Z")
Littering and… ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/34 "2011-11-28T14:55:34Z")
Littering and… ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/35 "2011-11-28T15:11:51Z")
SMOKIN’ THE REEFER ---
**Author:** ![S13GG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s13gg/32/5506_2.png) [@S13GG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S13GG)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/36 "2011-11-28T15:29:00Z")
If your going to attack random thiefs… wear a disguise so they cannot identify you ![http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/tonobalaguer/tonobalaguer1103/tonobalaguer110300304/9142311-mexican-wrestling-mask-silver-fighter-gesture-night-lights-blurred.jpg](http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/tonobalaguer/tonobalaguer1103/tonobalaguer110300304/9142311-mexican-wrestling-mask-silver-fighter-gesture-night-lights-blurred.jpg) ^I’ve got one of these in the front closet left over from halloween ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/37 "2011-11-28T16:05:57Z")
Beer Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![DegreE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/degree/32/6136_2.png) [@DegreE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DegreE)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/38 "2011-11-28T16:06:01Z")
Post these on all your doors: ![http://stores.teamhard.com/catalog/PBar15.jpg](http://stores.teamhard.com/catalog/PBar15.jpg) Then get one of these: ![http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt295/JethroXP/AdamsArmsPistonAr15CompleteLeft.jpg](http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt295/JethroXP/AdamsArmsPistonAr15CompleteLeft.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/39 "2011-11-28T16:17:44Z")
I’m drinking a winter lager. ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/40 "2011-11-28T16:23:23Z")
> [@DegreE](#): > > Post these on all your doors: > > Then get one of these: > > ![http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt295/JethroXP/AdamsArmsPistonAr15CompleteLeft.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/b/0/b0e2f007644d81ef0f9a448ee051efbbbb2c5f53.jpeg) Yea because you can shoot people outside of your house in NY…this isn’t Texas. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720.md?page=3)