# Small dogs make the best guard dogs. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 28, 2011, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720 "2011-11-28T09:40:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/41 "2011-11-28T16:23:40Z")
> [@93dx--hatch](#): > > Moral of the story should be “I’m a dumbass, and leave expensive shit in my car.” And my wallet. ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/42 "2011-11-28T17:16:23Z")
> [@Freek](#): > > Who needs a dog when you wake up at the slightest noise yourself. I confronted a guy garbage picking my neighbors garbage at 3am. It was years before I got a restful nights sleep after getting out of the army without being shit-faced drunk. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/43 "2011-11-28T17:22:03Z")
^that scares me. I’m so thankful I didnt enlist. But have much respect for those who did. And posting anything AR on your house is asking for them to break in and steal it. Atleast down here, firearms are one of the biggest reasons people get robbed. ---
**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/44 "2011-11-28T19:17:33Z")
Neither pit bull barked when I stupidly left my car unlocked and some kid went through it. Apparently they didn’t want my crappy head unit, bags of garden soil, or loose change though. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/45 "2011-11-28T19:25:57Z")
You guys are so high and mighty. It was late. I was tired and feeling sick as a dog. I thought we got the camera bag and I didn’t know I left my briefcase in the back, and I thought my wallet was in my jacket pocket. I forgot to hit the lock while I was carrying in the baby, which I did remember to bring in. :tup: We all slip up. I just do things big. Correction, they got a burned k’naan CD. Neighbor kid returned it today when he found it in his lawn. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/46 "2011-11-28T22:22:01Z")
To be honest you probably played it right. If someone were to go out there and hold a gun to the guy, I mean you already said another guy took off from the house next door. What if he had a gun? Then he’d shoot you for what he’d take as you about to shoot his friend. Risk getting shot, or have them run away… ---
**Author:** ![trillex905](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@trillex905](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/trillex905)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/47 "2011-11-28T23:15:25Z")
my k9 security: ![http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/268852_10150214291692877_502387876_7508702_6320921_n.jpg](http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/268852_10150214291692877_502387876_7508702_6320921_n.jpg) this thread: ---
**Author:** ![Londonmax](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/londonmax/32/5914_2.png) [@Londonmax](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Londonmax)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/48 "2011-11-28T23:35:27Z")
dog dick waving contest? sure ![http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388329_244056882324625_100001609456862_664058_606926664_n.jpg](http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/388329_244056882324625_100001609456862_664058_606926664_n.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2011, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/49 "2011-11-28T23:37:39Z")
I just would want instant redemption… I’d never want to kill or be killed, but to tackle some little punk and skin his knees up, maybe break a bone or 2 on him and get him arrested would be about right. unfortunately, risk/reward. Id scream and just be happy they left empty handed. PS, im surprised they took the burned cd and left your michael bolton greatest hits cd. ---
**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/50 "2011-11-29T06:07:36Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > PS, im surprised they took the burned cd and left your michael bolton greatest hits cd. 👏 Did they at least leave your ABBA CD Fry? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/51 "2011-11-29T06:43:12Z")
probably for the best you brought the baby in. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2011, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/52 "2011-11-29T08:10:44Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > probably for the best you brought the baby in. This time… ---
**Author:** ![trillex905](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@trillex905](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/trillex905)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/53 "2011-12-01T23:25:13Z")
heard somebody say beer and reefer. ![http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/marijuana%20hampster%20rollin%20weed.jpg](http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/marijuana%20hampster%20rollin%20weed.jpg) ![http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/squirrel_beer.gif](http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/squirrel_beer.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Multisynclg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/multisynclg/32/5328_2.png) [@Multisynclg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Multisynclg)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720/54 "2011-12-04T12:08:32Z")
AHHHHHH nothing is worse than the fumbling with the lock and almost tripping because your moving so fast been there,done that. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/small-dogs-make-the-best-guard-dogs/218720.md?page=2)