# Smart Water is a SCAM!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 29, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684 "2009-01-29T15:42:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/1 "2009-01-29T15:42:37Z")
No matter how much you drink, it doesn’t make you smarter… Now I want my $1 back!!! SMART WATER… I’m on to you! ![http://bottledwaterstore.com/swlineup.JPG](http://bottledwaterstore.com/swlineup.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/2 "2009-01-29T15:49:00Z")
The bottles are nice and durable though, I’ve been on the same bottle at work for a couple months now. Just gotta wash it every now and again. ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/3 "2009-01-29T15:54:59Z")
🤣rofl ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/4 "2009-01-29T15:57:34Z")
voted most retarded thread of the year ---
**Author:** ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/5 "2009-01-29T16:06:18Z")
> [@University Heights](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/university-heights/13268/10): > > voted most retarded thread of the year Well Thank you for your contribution ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/6 "2009-01-29T17:15:03Z")
> [@University Heights](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/university-heights/13268/10): > > voted most retarded thread of the year +1. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/7 "2009-01-29T18:41:27Z")
Wow im suprised that your suprised, and i did all the drugs when i was younger …hmmmmmmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/8 "2009-01-29T18:43:03Z")
Smart Food popcorn and Smarties candy dont make anybody smarter either. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/9 "2009-01-29T19:28:04Z")
> [@Pat Leary Motors review...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pat-leary-motors-review/13300/6): > > Smart Food popcorn and Smarties candy dont make anybody smarter either. Haha they used to hand out smarties in middle school before the NYS exams lol. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/10 "2009-01-29T20:53:19Z")
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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/11 "2009-01-29T21:17:58Z")
free post ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/12 "2009-01-29T21:30:21Z")
apple bottom jeans, boots wit da ferrrrr ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/13 "2009-01-29T21:31:24Z")
> [@need weed? go to home depot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-weed-go-to-home-depot/13302/9): > > apple bottom jeans, boots wit da ferrrrr the whole club was lookin at herrrrr ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/14 "2009-01-29T21:40:50Z")
> [@need weed? go to home depot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-weed-go-to-home-depot/13302/10): > > the whole club was lookin at herrrrr she hit da floh! ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/15 "2009-01-30T00:28:13Z")
“Asshole don’t wanna let mah nuts out” “Asshole tight-keepin’ da nuts snug” “BALLS IN DA ASS, DICK IN DA PUSSY. YOUZ A NASTY GIRL, AIN’T CHA?!” ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/16 "2009-01-30T05:34:46Z")
> [@cheeetoooooos ebay style](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheeetoooooos-ebay-style/13311/3): > > “Asshole don’t wanna let mah nuts out” > > “Asshole tight-keepin’ da nuts snug” > > “BALLS IN DA ASS, DICK IN DA PUSSY. YOUZ A NASTY GIRL, AIN’T CHA?!” Wtf? :rofl ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/17 "2009-01-30T21:28:53Z")
> [@Help me think of a custom plate for the Cobra](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-think-of-a-custom-plate-for-the-cobra/13312/21): > > Wtf? :rofl [http://www.ratemyshocker.com/viewVideo.php?fileID=59](http://www.ratemyshocker.com/viewVideo.php?fileID=59) Best porn clip EVER. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smart-water-is-a-scam/241684/18 "2009-01-30T21:31:03Z")
turbotravis = peter north?