# Smartest thief EVAR!!

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 17, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340 "2009-04-17T10:37:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/1 "2009-04-17T10:37:42Z")

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[http://1stnews.org/6/charles-ray-fuller/](http://1stnews.org/6/charles-ray-fuller/)

Charles Ray Fuller - A 21-year old Texas man named Charles Ray Fuller, seen in mugshot picture below, tried to cash a $360 billion dollar check by adding 9 zeroes to a personal check stolen from his girlfriend’s mother.

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/2 "2009-04-17T10:40:33Z")

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So, just scrolling past the picture in the article gave me the notion that your thread title was sarcastic lol.

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/3 "2009-04-17T10:41:34Z")

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Clearly

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/4 "2009-04-17T10:43:10Z")

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BRILLIANT!

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/5 "2009-04-17T10:44:34Z")

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:ham:

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/6 "2009-04-17T10:45:48Z")

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the nerve of those bank assholes. They wouldn’t even cash his check without consulting the account owner?

Even if she had the max $100k insured by FDIC normally, a $359,999,900,000 overdraft would be the type of thing they called me for at the general ledger level.

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**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/7 "2009-04-17T10:48:56Z")

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05-02-2008

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/8 "2009-04-17T10:55:03Z")

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The amount of fail there baffles me.

1. That he thought this would work.
2. That he thought they wouldn’t verify the account.
3. That he thought a bank would actually have 360 billion dollars.
4. That he thought he could actually transport 360 billion in cash. You’d need a dump truck just to move it.

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**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/9 "2009-04-17T10:55:20Z")

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Well now you know…If you want to start a record business it costs 360 billion dollars.

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**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/10 "2009-04-17T10:55:50Z")

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They should have that cash no problem…

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**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/11 "2009-04-17T10:57:13Z")

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He’ll probably sue them now for not cashing the check and win.

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/12 "2009-04-17T10:57:27Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> The amount of fail there baffles me.
> 
> 1. That he thought this would work.
> 2. That he thought they wouldn’t verify the account.
> 3. That he thought a bank would actually have 360 billion dollars.
> 4. That he thought he could actually transport 360 billion in cash. You’d need a dump truck just to move it.

CRACK ROCKS

Need I say more?

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/13 "2009-04-17T10:58:37Z")

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At the end of last quarter our bank had 8 billion in cash on hand.

That’s nationwide. Every branch and vault combined. :lol:  
He had no chance.

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**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/14 "2009-04-17T10:59:17Z")

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> [@BillysRevenge](#):
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> Well now you know…If you want to start a record business it costs 360 billion dollars.

👏

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**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/15 "2009-04-17T10:59:32Z")

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LOL

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/16 "2009-04-17T11:02:57Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> The amount of fail there baffles me.
> 
> 1. That he thought this would work.
> 2. That he thought they wouldn’t verify the account.
> 3. That he thought a bank would actually have 360 billion dollars.
> 4. That he thought he could actually transport 360 billion in cash. You’d need a dump truck just to move it.

We are obviously not talking about the Oceans 11 crew here…

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**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/17 "2009-04-17T11:03:47Z")

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pfft, go big or go home!

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**Author:** ![Harvey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/harvey/32/5069_2.png) [@Harvey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Harvey)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/18 "2009-04-17T11:22:13Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> 1. That he thought he could actually transport 360 billion in cash. You’d need a dump truck just to move it.

It’s awesome that you know that :naughty:

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/19 "2009-04-17T12:51:48Z")

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![http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll148/95LS1t/Austin_Powers_Mike_Myers_as_Dr_Evil.jpg](http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll148/95LS1t/Austin_Powers_Mike_Myers_as_Dr_Evil.jpg)

and… i want 360billion dollars

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**Author:** ![Rsnake91](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rsnake91/32/4996_2.png) [@Rsnake91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rsnake91)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smartest-thief-evar/66340/20 "2009-04-17T15:32:27Z")

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^ LOL

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