# Smiley story

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smiley-story/141739
**Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic
**Created:** [March 7, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smiley-story/141739 "2006-03-07T12:52:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author: ![Impact\_Blue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/impact_blue/32/5807_2.png) [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smiley-story/141739/1 "2006-03-07T12:52:21Z")

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Ok here I am at work, nothing to do (at the current moment) so I shall entertain you all…

A long time ago (well, not so long, maybe yesterday) Agent 8) was out having some :drinkers: with some :partyman: which consequently led to some :vom:. Little did you know that Agent 8) was actually a government :rambo. Now, Agent 8) hooked up with Madam :girl who was an informant for the notorious gang leader Jose :senior and the wild :devil. The information Mada :girl gave to Agent 8) was from the ultra reliable :google: which offered in detail the next meeting location of Jose :senior and the wild :devil.

Agent 8) loaded up with his usual tools of the trade :rambo and prepared for the mission. In the meantime, Madam :girl was not who she really was, she was actually Jose :senior 's mistress. Madam :girl tipped off Jose :senior who then had his gang the wild :devil to prepare for him.

Agent 8) had a few :drinkers: before heading out on his mission. He double checked :google: to confirm where they were going and set out on his mission to finish off Jose :senior and his gang the wild :devil. Agent 8) snuck past the guards seeminglessly with the help of :thunder:. Just before he entered the mansion Madam :girl snuck up behind Agent 8) and pulled out some :ninja:. Agent 8), with his quick spy skills subdued Madam :girl with his :starwars: and eliminated Madam :girl with deadly military precision.

Agent 8) knowing his cover was blown burst through the doors and did a little bit of this:

:guns

All of a sudden Jose :senior steps out and draws his sword, Agent 8) grabbed one off of the mantel and had an epic :fencing: in which lasted for too long to describe in this pointless post.

Anyways, the point is that Jose :senior died and Agent 8) got back to his usual :drinkers: and :partyman: leading to :vom: and finishing the day with his :pimp:

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### Author: ![rb25ceffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/97f17d/32.png) [@rb25ceffy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rb25ceffy)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smiley-story/141739/2 "2006-03-07T13:04:09Z")

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He he, :drinkers: Here’s to being bored at work, That was a good 2min of entertainment!

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### Author: ![reFOCUSing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/65b543/32.png) [@reFOCUSing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/reFOCUSing)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smiley-story/141739/3 "2006-03-07T13:14:10Z")

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:prayer:

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### Author: ![Impact\_Blue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/impact_blue/32/5807_2.png) [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smiley-story/141739/4 "2006-03-07T13:52:30Z")

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More to come, but I’ll leave it at that for now, don’t want to kill the novelty fun of it too early.

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### Author: ![Jay\_Nismo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@Jay\_Nismo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jay_Nismo)
#### Post date: [March 7, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smiley-story/141739/5 "2006-03-07T23:40:34Z")

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didn’t we have 1 of these convo’s a while back??

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### Author: ![baker\_jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@baker\_jeff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baker_jeff)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smiley-story/141739/6 "2006-03-08T04:35:56Z")

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> [@reFOCUSing](#):
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> :prayer:

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### Author: ![PyreXXX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2006, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smiley-story/141739/7 "2006-03-08T09:01:01Z")

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Yeah, we sure did. But I didn’t want to rain on Chris’s parade! :E

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### Author: ![MrRage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrrage/32/5804_2.png) [@MrRage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrRage)
#### Post date: [March 8, 2006, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/smiley-story/141739/8 "2006-03-08T12:39:35Z")

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:prayer: :insane:
