# snake vs. electric fence

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 19, 2006, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052 "2006-01-19T09:06:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/1 "2006-01-19T09:06:08Z")

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![http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/slowtalon/2.jpg](http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/slowtalon/2.jpg)

 ![http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/slowtalon/1.jpg](http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/slowtalon/1.jpg)

![http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-of-reptiles/python.jpg](http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-of-reptiles/python.jpg)

![http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-of-reptiles/mouth.jpg](http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-of-reptiles/mouth.jpg)

![http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-of-reptiles/pythcont.jpg](http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-of-reptiles/pythcont.jpg)

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### Author: ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/2 "2006-01-19T09:07:09Z")

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damn…

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### Author: ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/3 "2006-01-19T09:08:39Z")

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backround story or link to it?

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### Author: ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/4 "2006-01-19T09:10:23Z")

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[http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-python.htm](http://www.bushveld.co.za/pictures-python.htm)

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### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/5 "2006-01-19T09:43:36Z")

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it ate an Impala… should move this to kill stories :tspry:

hayooooooooo

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### Author: ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/6 "2006-01-19T10:32:07Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> it ate an Impala… should move this to kill stories :tspry:
> 
> hayooooooooo

Heheh, I legitimately laughed at that…

Jay, fix your first two pics…

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### Author: ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/7 "2006-01-19T11:30:23Z")

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reminds me of the snake vs alligator thread

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### Author: ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/8 "2006-01-19T11:42:28Z")

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Isnt that your job matt :lol: jk sorry

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### Author: ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/9 "2006-01-19T12:23:31Z")

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I think this is pretty old. I remember these pics from a long time ago.

Anyway, thats one monstrous snake. I would definately scream like a girl if I saw that coming towards me.

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### Author: ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/10 "2006-01-19T12:25:34Z")

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> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> I think this is pretty old. I remember these pics from a long time ago.
> 
> Anyway, thats one monstrous snake. I would definately scream like a girl if I saw that coming towards me.

dont stand at a urinal next to me then

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### Author: ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/11 "2006-01-19T12:27:30Z")

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^^:lol:

took me a second

but :lol:

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### Author: ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/12 "2006-01-19T12:32:21Z")

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> [@Zer0DazE](#):
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> dont stand at a urinal next to me then

I won’t peek…stare maybe but I won’t peek

Isn’t it common knowledge that guys who joke about having a big schween are actually self conscious about having a small schween?

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### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/13 "2006-01-19T12:43:06Z")

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who the hell calls it a schween

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### Author: ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/14 "2006-01-19T13:10:34Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> who the hell calls it a schween

Me. I don’t like any of those played out penile names.

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### Author: ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/15 "2006-01-19T13:17:07Z")

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> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> I won’t peek…stare maybe but I won’t peek
> 
> Isn’t it common knowledge that guys who joke about having a big schween are actually self conscious about having a small schween?

i dont think so. i think that was made up by guys with small dicks as a come back of sorts.

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### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/16 "2006-01-19T13:53:03Z")

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impreza’s only got one Z and ohhh burrrrrn

so did the snake die like, right there? that’s pretty cool

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### Author: ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/17 "2006-01-19T14:44:54Z")

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> **[FACT CHECK: Snake on a Fence](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/snake-defense-2/)**
>
> Rumor: Photographs show a snake trapped by an electrified fence.

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### Author: ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/18 "2006-01-19T15:17:29Z")

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ohh shit son

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### Author: ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/19 "2006-01-19T15:26:11Z")

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> [@ghettostyleTA](#):
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> impreza’s only got one Z and ohhh burrrrrn
> 
> so did the snake die like, right there? that’s pretty cool

Typo and suck my balls

Don’t even get me started on you.😃

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### Author: ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [January 19, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snake-vs-electric-fence/7052/20 "2006-01-19T15:30:17Z")

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> [@Zer0DazE](#):
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> i dont think so. i think that was made up by guys with small dicks as a come back of sorts.

I didn’t bring it up.

I love those guys who can turn any conversation into one that makes them sound more masculine.

Guy 1 - “So how about those people with the finger in the chili?”  
Guy 2 - “I gotta big cock!!!”  
Guy 1 - “OoooooooooK. I’m walking over there now.”  
Guy 2 - “See ya later small dick!!”  
Guy 1 - (shakes head)

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