# Snakes on a plate...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 7, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013 "2009-05-07T06:11:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/1 "2009-05-07T06:11:55Z")
[http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=797662](http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=797662)
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### Author:  [@Celtic1982citleC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Celtic1982citleC)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/2 "2009-05-07T06:29:31Z")
blasphemy! i think he planted the snake head:)
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/3 "2009-05-07T06:33:27Z")
What a pussy!
“Bite it rook! It’ll make him look like a dick”
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/4 "2009-05-07T06:35:05Z")
Oh Benny, gross. :rofl
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### Author:  [@BlueS14240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlueS14240sx)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/5 "2009-05-07T06:55:52Z")
just because thats fucked up i would have made myself hurl all over the place to put the icing on the cake, and run around the resuraunt like a goon screaming, so everyone panics and leaves, wtf am i talking about…its a hoax fuggem
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/6 "2009-05-07T06:57:55Z")
I’ll never have to worry about snake heads in my food.
I think the french fries there are awesome, no need to substitute.
Get some JD sauce for dipping. Hell yes. Fuck broccoli.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/7 "2009-05-07T07:12:32Z")
Step off broccoli, shit’s legit as hell.
'specially with some ketchup and mustard mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/8 "2009-05-07T07:24:12Z")
oh wow
how the fuck would a snake’s head get in their broccoli or anything else?
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/9 "2009-05-07T07:30:35Z")
I’m gonna guess it got trapped in w/e machinery they use to harvest the broccoli, made it’s way into w/e slices the broccoli, and eventually found it’s way to the plate.
Shit happens.
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/10 "2009-05-07T07:30:37Z")
Well for starters, vegetables are often grown in soil…
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### Author:  [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/11 "2009-05-07T07:47:47Z")
thats what you get for eating healthy…substitute for broccoli, what a bitch
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/12 "2009-05-07T08:47:00Z")
Was just there!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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### Author:  [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/13 "2009-05-07T09:30:33Z")
Lol
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/14 "2009-05-07T11:19:16Z")
> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/909):
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> Well for starters, vegetables are often grown in soil…
Don’t snakes like to slither around on soil too? I may be way off but I’m pretty sure the snake is normally a ground dwelling animal.
:tongue
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2009, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/snakes-on-a-plate/244013/15 "2009-05-07T11:20:43Z")
> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/909):
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> Well for starters, vegetables are often grown in soil…
We’re talking about snakes here people, where/how the broccoli is grown is totally irrelevant. Focus.
😃