# So as some of you may know...I suck at lying

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 5, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006 "2006-09-05T16:06:09Z")
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### Author: ![98GCL](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98gcl/32/7366_2.png) [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/201 "2006-09-06T21:26:07Z")

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hes getting his associates in early child care so he can work at a day care. between that and working the tolls at night he should be able to afford diapers and Onezies

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### Author: ![05OrangeSS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/eada6e/32.png) [@05OrangeSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/05OrangeSS)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/202 "2006-09-06T21:33:20Z")

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> [@vq30de](#):
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> There are so few people on this forum who are responsible enough for a child. Beck is one of them. There are so many bozos here who have no fucking clue what theyre doing with their lives. Beck has a plan for his life. One he can actually stick to i.e real job, finish school in 3 months etc…
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> Beck seems to also have a great ability to roll with the punches. He can deal with almost any situation. I also know he has a great family behind him, so hes not alone in this.
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> Beck, you can doo itt.
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> 90% of the retards on this forum, the ones making comments here that beck is an immature asshole, probably wouldnt even be able to look after a dog without it dying in a few days…

holy assumptions here carl…aparently you don’t hang around with beck often. Everytime I see this kid he’s CRYING for attention. Whatever, that’s what he does. But Im going to say that him “getting this girl pregnant” is another DESPERATE ATTEMPT for attention. Im like 99.999999% sure that’s exactly what’s going on here, but hey if by that slim chance im wrong, whatever. Hopefully he has some kind of plan. Look at it this way, either child support, or stick with the chick. I know SOOOO many people my age(18-20) with kids it’s retarded. 2 of them are family members, and by doing that they completely fucked their entire lives up. So Beck, nice joke there bud, but these cries for attention are quite pathetic.

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#### Post date: [September 6, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/203 "2006-09-06T21:48:18Z")

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This thread makes me laugh at how much people underestimate parenthood…

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2006, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/204 "2006-09-06T21:53:04Z")

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A few people met the mother tonight @ mighty.

:gotme:

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### Author: ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/205 "2006-09-06T22:04:18Z")

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> [@05OrangeSS](#):
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> holy assumptions here carl…aparently you don’t hang around with beck often. Everytime I see this kid he’s CRYING for attention. Whatever, that’s what he does. But Im going to say that him “getting this girl pregnant” is another DESPERATE ATTEMPT for attention. Im like 99.999999% sure that’s exactly what’s going on here, but hey if by that slim chance im wrong, whatever. Hopefully he has some kind of plan. Look at it this way, either child support, or stick with the chick. I know SOOOO many people my age(18-20) with kids it’s retarded. 2 of them are family members, and by doing that they completely fucked their entire lives up. So Beck, nice joke there bud, but these cries for attention are quite pathetic.

ummm… sorry, but knowing beck, carl is right. I think that he has a good head on his shoulders and will do the right thing. Beck if you need ANYTHING let me know.

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#### Post date: [September 6, 2006, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/206 "2006-09-06T23:15:11Z")

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[http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17913](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17913)

9 pages of **“i’m-pretty-sure-someone-pegged-that-it-was-bs-somewhere-on-the-first-page-but-9 -pages-later-don’t-some-of-you-feel-pretty-stupid-and/or-really-hate-beck-worse-than-before”**

:shrug:

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### Author: ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/207 "2006-09-07T06:13:50Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> A few people met the mother tonight @ mighty.
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> :gotme:

Was she giving out blow jobs in the bathroom?

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### Author: ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/208 "2006-09-07T06:20:51Z")

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> [@Jagermeister](#):
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> Was she giving out blow jobs in the bathroom?

shiiit kid, now that she’s knocked up it’s cream-pie city

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#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/209 "2006-09-07T07:13:01Z")

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> [@JoesTypeS](#):
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> shiiit kid, now that she’s knocked up it’s cream-pie city

yeah maybe it would have been your chance to finally get laid?

:gotme:

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#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/210 "2006-09-07T07:14:28Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> yeah maybe it would have been your chance to finally get laid?
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> :gotme:

yes, because I’ve never had sex before…

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#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/211 "2006-09-07T07:17:10Z")

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> [@JoesTypeS](#):
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> yes, because I’ve never had sex before…

good comeback. infact its the kind of comeback that admits shame and guilt.

i think Steve Corell said it like that in 40 Year Old Virigin.

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#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/212 "2006-09-07T07:18:06Z")

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it’s the truth, i’m a virgin

really hoping I’ll lose it by 30 though…there’s def. some hotties in my new church group

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#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/213 "2006-09-07T07:20:23Z")

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okay.

so maybe you’ve had sex before.

but how much did it cost? and was it everything you hoped for?

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### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/214 "2006-09-07T07:20:45Z")

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:lol:

subscribed

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#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/215 "2006-09-07T07:27:10Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> okay.
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> so maybe you’ve had sex before.
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> but how much did it cost? and was it everything you hoped for?

Well I had to clean my sisters room for a month and do the dishes to get her to agree…

I don’t know if that counts as a “cost”

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#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/216 "2006-09-07T07:29:46Z")

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> [@JoesTypeS](#):
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> Well I had to clean my sisters room for a month and do the dishes to get her to agree…
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> I don’t know if that counts as a “cost”

yeah any kid of work, goods, or monitary gain associated with sex, is commonly referred to as “paying” for sex.

im surprised you actually worked, and your dad didnt just pay for it.

i hope she atleast shaved for you.

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#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/217 "2006-09-07T07:31:33Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> yeah any kid of work, goods, or monitary gain associated with sex, is commonly referred to as “paying” for sex.
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> im surprised you actually worked, and your dad didnt just pay for it.
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> i hope she atleast shaved for you.

girls don’t have to save when they’re 10…you should know this

and by “clean” and “do the dishes” I really meant I had my dad hire another maid for the month, you caught me again…you sure are on point today

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#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/218 "2006-09-07T07:32:01Z")

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_twiddles thumbs pressing F5 every so often_

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#### Post date: [September 7, 2006, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/219 "2006-09-07T07:33:25Z")

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uhhhhhhhhh. wow ok.

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is your dad butch too!?!?!?!

i know your reading this butch. hi!

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