# So as some of you may know...I suck at lying

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 5, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006 "2006-09-05T16:06:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/81 "2006-09-05T19:33:27Z")

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> [@Willybeen](#):
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> you got some good swimmers…

a retarded alien midget boar could plant its seed. so thats not too much of a compliment…

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### Author: ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/82 "2006-09-05T19:34:17Z")

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hrm sweet.

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/83 "2006-09-05T19:59:14Z")

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> [@badazzss](#):
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> white trash breeds white trash.

if im white trash…then what are you?

cause im pretty sure your the one who dumps his whole income into a maro.

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### Author: ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/84 "2006-09-05T20:01:59Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> if im white trash…then what are you?
> 
> cause im pretty sure your the one who dumps his whole income into a maro.

not to take this OT…and not to start a pissing match… but i dumped alota of my income into my “maro” this past year. does that make me white trash? :lol:

carry on

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/85 "2006-09-05T20:05:45Z")

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> [@turbo ls1 ss](#):
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> not to take this OT…and not to start a pissing match… but i dumped alota of my income into my “maro” this past year. does that make me white trash? :lol:
> 
> carry on

no cause you can spell, and you don’t make shithead comments.

SS doesn’t know a fucking thing about me.

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/86 "2006-09-05T20:08:17Z")

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I mean this with nothing but respect, but have you considered a paternity test? I don’t mean to suggest that this girl is promiscuous, but if she slept with you when you claim to have not had a serious relationship with her, she may have slept with other guys too.

I’m just saying you might want to make sure since life as you know it will be over when the baby comes around.

Either way, :tup: to taking the attitude of handling your business. You just might want to make sure you’re not giving up your life for someone else’s swimmer.

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### Author: ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/87 "2006-09-05T20:12:39Z")

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> [@$nails](#):
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> how did you make it into UB? you have the wit of a twig and the spelling capability of beck’s child .
> 
> pathetic.
> 
> anyway, congratulations beck.

Serious? Ya know, believe it or not, UB is NOT that hard to get in to.

Ehhhhhhhhh, that’s all for now.

Oh, I was thinking the same as Fry too. Can never be too careful.

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### Author: ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/88 "2006-09-05T20:19:53Z")

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this doesnt sound like a joke anymore…

did you know on sunday night?

if its a boy and you name it bing i’ll give you a whole wack of chicken balls

if its a girl and you name it bing i’ll kick you in the balls wicked hard

if you keep it and shit works out good i’ll let the kid work at the restaurant to help pay the bills when he’s 5

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### Author: ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/89 "2006-09-05T20:19:55Z")

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dumps his whole income into a maro? are u nuts? my car has been a 4 year build, with money flowing to it when i had it.

what do i know about u? not much, but, still enough to see how trashy you are. bytches aint shit. the shit u do. how u act.

but what do u really know about me? sorry i own a house and have a decent job and a few vehicles and a future. and didn’t just knock some random girl up. lol.

the point is, you’re just starting what most often will turn into a white trash type of lifestyle for the kid. maybe it won’t for sure. hell maybe my bantering will even have a positive effect. but i doubt it.

so i’m WT b/c i make shithead comments? go fuck yourself, its my opinion. any one with any common sense knows that in most cases, like yours, helps to turn the world to shit.

any, congrats.

> [@beckington](#):
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> if im white trash…then what are you?
> 
> cause im pretty sure your the one who dumps his whole income into a maro.

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### Author: ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/90 "2006-09-05T20:29:20Z")

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> [@TgDn32](#):
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> Serious? Ya know, believe it or not, UB is NOT that hard to get in to.
> 
> Ehhhhhhhhh, that’s all for now.
> 
> Oh, I was thinking the same as Fry too. Can never be too careful.

ya I got in there and have a 3.3 and I am a fucking retard

P.S.

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### Author: ![Xeon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xeon/32/7435_2.png) [@Xeon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xeon)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/91 "2006-09-05T20:34:23Z")

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hmmmm 11 sec windstar? possibilitys 😛

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### Author: ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/92 "2006-09-05T20:39:53Z")

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wow i cant believe the govt lets u reproduce

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### Author: ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/93 "2006-09-05T20:45:23Z")

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:tup: to manning up and taking on the responsibility

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### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/94 "2006-09-05T20:46:57Z")

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i’m not saying that this isn’t possible and all…

but this IS for real, right?

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### Author: ![Poose22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poose22/32/7252_2.png) [@Poose22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poose22)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/95 "2006-09-05T20:50:21Z")

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beck, i still hope you’ll be down for that hot steamy butt sex you wrote to me about today when this is all said and done.

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### Author: ![MrFliGSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrfligsr/32/3069_2.png) [@MrFliGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrFliGSR)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/96 "2006-09-05T20:50:22Z")

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I am wondering if this is due to condom breakage? too lazy to pull out? or failure of the withdrawal method?

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### Author: ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/97 "2006-09-05T20:55:27Z")

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![http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/afhockey31/shenanigans3.jpg](http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d136/afhockey31/shenanigans3.jpg)

The next line being the important one 😉

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### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/98 "2006-09-05T20:57:11Z")

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> [@Xeon](#):
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> hmmmm 11 sec windstar? possibilitys 😛

beck wouldnt drive a domestic, it’d have to be an odyssey

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### Author: ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/99 "2006-09-05T21:00:39Z")

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> [@MrFliGSR](#):
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> I am wondering if this is due to condom breakage? too lazy to pull out? or failure of the withdrawal method?

word.  
birth control  
edit: she’s 20. why isn’t she on it?

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### Author: ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-as-some-of-you-may-know-i-suck-at-lying/17006/100 "2006-09-05T21:02:58Z")

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> Your new custom title should be PsychoS10 Jr.
> 
> 😛
> 
> grats…?

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

damn where did that happy couple ever disappear to…

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