# so how many lumberjacks do we have on shift?

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 3, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802 "2009-12-03T08:11:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/1 "2009-12-03T08:11:37Z")

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and by lumber jack, im refering to those wearing an al boreland/chuck norris style beard.

something like this.

![http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs051.snc3/13857_172035053642_521783642_2723332_4116652_n.jpg](http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs051.snc3/13857_172035053642_521783642_2723332_4116652_n.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/2 "2009-12-03T08:18:55Z")

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Me but i cant grow a mustache…FML

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/3 "2009-12-03T08:21:01Z")

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in

edit. beard isnt full nuf. to post

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/4 "2009-12-03T08:21:28Z")

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> [@190mph vid lol](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/190mph-vid-lol/26676/11):
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> Me but i cant grow a mustache…FML

i was not aware of that misfortune. i just figured you shaved it off.

my 'stache comes in quite welll.

e-muscles, the sig is great, lets put your fattest cat on a table and do that (is that from always sunny?)

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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/5 "2009-12-03T08:23:30Z")

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I dont have any pictures from my beard growing but that shit is annoying as fuck

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**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/6 "2009-12-03T08:23:47Z")

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Yeh it only gros about half way up on both side of my lip then dies. Its funny because my dad cant grow a beard but has the narliest mustache.

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**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/7 "2009-12-03T08:24:05Z")

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when i havent shaved for a week i look like this!

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/8 "2009-12-03T08:25:43Z")

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> [@Flag burning ban shot down again.Can you guess how Hilary voted?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/flag-burning-ban-shot-down-again-can-you-guess-how-hilary-voted/13890/98):
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> i was not aware of that misfortune. i just figured you shaved it off.
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> my 'stache comes in quite welll.
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> e-muscles, the sig is great, lets put your fattest cat on a table and do that (is that from always sunny?)

the sig does rock and yes its from sunny. but i could never torture him like that. he has trouble jumping on my bed the way it is.

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**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/9 "2009-12-03T08:29:52Z")

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I soo won manbeard challenge last year

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/10 "2009-12-03T08:34:40Z")

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> [@Tanning.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tanning/26480/67):
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> I dont have any pictures from my beard growing but that shit is annoying as fuck

for a few days. then its like the hair on your head.

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**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/11 "2009-12-03T08:38:53Z")

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yeah annoyingness goes away… mine hasnt bothered me since the aug 08

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**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/12 "2009-12-03T08:41:06Z")

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> [@Tanning.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tanning/26480/68):
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> yeah annoyingness goes away… mine hasnt bothered me since the aug 08

i just get sick of having one. its cool for a month or 2 then im done with it. my uncle has had a beard for my entire life. i have never seen him without it. hes nuts.

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/13 "2009-12-03T08:42:47Z")

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I cant tolerate trying to sleep with the damn thing

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/14 "2009-12-03T08:46:35Z")

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> [@psi2high"](#):
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> I cant tolerate trying to sleep with the damn thing

im usually so beat by the time i lay down that its only a matter of minutes before im out cold.

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/15 "2009-12-03T08:51:42Z")

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it would take me no less than 10 years to grow that much hair on my face.

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/16 "2009-12-03T08:53:59Z")

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> [@FS: XBOX 360 games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-xbox-360-games/26613/10):
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> it would take me no less than 10 years to grow that much hair on my face.

thats because it takes so long to get through that Subcutaneous layer u have acheived.

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/17 "2009-12-03T09:06:02Z")

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> [@FS: XBOX 360 games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-xbox-360-games/26613/10):
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> it would take me no less than 10 years to grow that much hair on my face.

sorry to hear that.

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**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/18 "2009-12-03T09:07:49Z")

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i havent shaved in prolly a week and its starting to come in, prolly wont till christmas time

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/19 "2009-12-03T09:08:56Z")

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i have 2 or 3 strands coming out of my cheecks, and then a horrible excuse for a set of sideburns.

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**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/20 "2009-12-03T09:20:52Z")

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I would like to grow some kind of beard, but I’m supposed to shave everyday for work. Fml. I hate my job.

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