# so how many lumberjacks do we have on shift?

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [December 3, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802 "2009-12-03T08:11:37Z")
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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/81 "2009-12-03T14:13:06Z")

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> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/3749):
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> ilya, pan the camera to OUR left… YOUR RIGHT.

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### Author: ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/82 "2009-12-03T14:16:05Z")

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That was disappointing

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/83 "2009-12-03T14:18:16Z")

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Then you sir, have ridiculously high standards. :rofl

Pictures don’t do her justice. Her and her 2 sisters are pretty cute (don’t have pics of the other to), I must say.

But here’s a picture of another Ukrainian girl to make up for it? :rofl

![http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1536/062er.jpg](http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1536/062er.jpg)

This is Masha. She’s 17. I spent a good week with her when I was in Ukraine in August.

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### Author: ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/84 "2009-12-03T14:25:11Z")

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Yep that’ll make up for it:beer

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### Author: ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/85 "2009-12-03T14:31:11Z")

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Haha. Ahh…Masha. 17, 5’1" and hot. It was a good week. Then I went to a village called Borislav and my vacation sucked the last week. lol.

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### Author: ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/86 "2009-12-03T15:09:56Z")

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> [@Bass Pro is a go](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bass-pro-is-a-go/26745/116):
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> Why can’t you haz beard nemore Paul??

job

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### Author: ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/87 "2009-12-03T16:13:53Z")

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All the jizz gets stuck in Pauls facial hair, makes the job pretty complicated

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### Author: ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/88 "2009-12-03T18:05:24Z")

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> [@American Idol LOL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/american-idol-lol/26749/8):
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> me usually, wont be able to grow a beard anymore though ☹

polizei?

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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2009, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/89 "2009-12-03T18:22:27Z")

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im in lumberjack status

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/90 "2009-12-04T19:37:05Z")

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Anything more than a little stubble itches to the point where I need to shave lately. I really dont know what thats all about but I cant seem to go more than 4 days without shaving.  
Ive grown a beard before but after a while got sick of constantly trimming it.

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### Author: ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/91 "2009-12-04T19:41:22Z")

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> [@3/30 southtowns meet....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/3-30-southtowns-meet/26773/15):
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> Anything more than a little stubble itches to the point where I need to shave lately. I really dont know what thats all about but I cant seem to go more than 4 days without shaving.  
> Ive grown a beard before but after a while got sick of constantly trimming it.

If youve grown one before then im sure you know that it itches for the first 4-5 days but then goes away

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/92 "2009-12-04T19:42:55Z")

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> [@Ugh Vista](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ugh-vista/26759/30):
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> If youve grown one before then im sure you know that it itches for the first 4-5 days but then goes away

it never seems to stop for me. Thats another reason why I got rid of the beard and mustache I had. I got sick of the constant itching along with the trimming.

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### Author: ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/93 "2009-12-04T19:49:10Z")

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Use some moisterizer, its not gay if you use it on your beard:lol

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/94 "2009-12-04T19:51:02Z")

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tried that.  
I guess Ill just stick to shaving twice a week for now.

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### Author: ![Gendy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gendy/32/6456_2.png) [@Gendy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gendy)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/95 "2009-12-05T14:37:08Z")

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Still not sure if i could grow a beard, i’ve got more hair on my neck than i do my cheeks ftl

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/96 "2009-12-05T14:42:30Z")

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A guy my dad knows has a beard and its so low on his neck and chin that it looks like he combed his chest hair up.

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### Author: ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/97 "2009-12-05T15:14:29Z")

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> [@JayS a dad, 3/27/2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jays-a-dad-3-27-2007/26711/24):
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> Paging Eatonyoualive :lol

hey yoooooooooo. id post a pics but i dunno how lol!

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### Author: ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/98 "2009-12-05T15:24:58Z")

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your beard is lumberjack status you have the sweet jacket too!!!

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### Author: ![Eatonualive](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eatonualive/32/6442_2.png) [@Eatonualive](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eatonualive)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2009, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/99 "2009-12-06T08:26:55Z")

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i am a man of many flanels

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### Author: ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [December 6, 2009, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-how-many-lumberjacks-do-we-have-on-shift/248802/100 "2009-12-06T10:13:05Z")

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> [@Lost my dog](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lost-my-dog/26855/21):
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> i am a man of many flanels

![http://www.pmpnetwork.com/richard_karn/richard.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/9/c/9cef284f2de1666f437db4f1c249f569f075d74e.jpeg)

![http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a370/carlton88/Untitled-1copy-1.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/3/13ea70caa659ca05477aa0c452116054af7a0ec8.jpeg)

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