# So, I get a Call today... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 3, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817 "2009-12-03T22:11:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/141 "2009-12-04T12:07:27Z")
yo u watch the new jersey shore show on mtv. hella fist pumpin goin on ---
**Author:** ![Shift518\_Dr.Phil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shift518_dr.phil/32/6582_2.png) [@Shift518\_Dr.Phil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shift518_Dr.Phil)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/142 "2009-12-04T12:09:03Z")
> [@FS: grey leather interior for a 94 Integra.New in box $100!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-grey-leather-interior-for-a-94-integra-new-in-box-100/26591/4): > > Dr. Phil, it is obvious you have more “swag” than the low life prince on this fine forum establishment. You have older women all over the country and world at your finger tips. Please teach me your ways of mastering the cougar and milf. Is it your lack of hair or mustache maybe? Mr. 91. Thank you for the compliment. You see the key with the older ladies is charming them with class. They don’t like the swaggered out guido types. they like someone to take them out on an expensive date, and spend allot of money on them. They also don’t like anal sex, so don’t force that on them if they don’t ask for it. Also a well groomed Fu Manchu will score some extra points with the “racy” milfs. ---
**Author:** ![Oprah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oprah/32/6583_2.png) [@Oprah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oprah)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/143 "2009-12-04T12:10:43Z")
> [@GTA IV trailer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gta-iv-trailer/26761/12): > > yo u watch the new jersey shore show on mtv. hella fist pumpin goin on Aren’t those boys great? I love their muscles and tan. ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/144 "2009-12-04T12:15:03Z")
> [@FS: 7" kenwood touchscreen monitor](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-7-kenwood-touchscreen-monitor/25735/27): > > Aren’t those boys great? I love their muscles and tan. Hey Oprah why did you get fat as fuck ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/145 "2009-12-04T12:15:18Z")
shut your fat cunt mouth Oprah. Go fist yourself over Tom Cruise or some gay book you Aunt Jemimah lookin bitch ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/146 "2009-12-04T12:15:42Z")
> [@FS: 27" Apex TV](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-27-apex-tv/26386/14): > > Hey Oprah why did you get fat as fuck ![http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r51/PARSONSZ28/toaster.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/6/a/6a4b0343abbd136ddb94ac37030b52af03fec838.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Oprah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oprah/32/6583_2.png) [@Oprah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oprah)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/147 "2009-12-04T12:17:32Z")
> [@FS: 27" Apex TV](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-27-apex-tv/26386/14): > > Hey Oprah why did you get fat as fuck I’m not sure if I want to be skinny or fat. ---
**Author:** ![Oprah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oprah/32/6583_2.png) [@Oprah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oprah)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/148 "2009-12-04T12:17:55Z")
> [@NYSpeed Track Day #1 - Friday June 15th, 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-track-day-1-friday-june-15th-2007/26320/73): > > shut your fat cunt mouth Oprah. > > Go fist yourself over Tom Cruise or some gay book you Aunt Jemimah lookin bitch I \<3 TC ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Cruise](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_cruise/32/6584_2.png) [@Tom\_Cruise](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tom_Cruise)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/149 "2009-12-04T12:26:15Z")
> [@NYSpeed Track Day #1 - Friday June 15th, 2007](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-track-day-1-friday-june-15th-2007/26320/73): > > shut your fat cunt mouth Oprah. > > Go fist yourself over Tom Cruise or some gay book you Aunt Jemimah lookin bitch Don’t you talk to my Oprah like that you child rapist ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Cruise](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_cruise/32/6584_2.png) [@Tom\_Cruise](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tom_Cruise)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/150 "2009-12-04T12:26:49Z")
> [@Xbox 360 is a piece of s\*\*t](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-360-is-a-piece-of-s-t/26800/7): > > I \<3 TC I love you to Opie ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/151 "2009-12-04T12:27:25Z")
:rofl Alot of stars popping up lately. Looking into the 518? ---
**Author:** ![Sully93vr4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sully93vr4/32/6278_2.png) [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/152 "2009-12-04T12:28:49Z")
OMG, this is awesome! BTW Mr. Cruise, Top Gun is my all time favorite movie! ---
**Author:** ![Oprah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oprah/32/6583_2.png) [@Oprah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oprah)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/153 "2009-12-04T12:29:12Z")
> [@FS: XBOX 360 games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-xbox-360-games/26613/16): > > Don’t you talk to my Oprah like that you child rapist You tell em’ Tom! > [@dude, its one fire](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dude-its-one-fire/26796/8): > > I love you to Opie Is Katie away this weekend? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/154 "2009-12-04T12:31:46Z")
> [@FS: XBOX 360 games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-xbox-360-games/26613/16): > > Don’t you talk to my Oprah like that you child rapist You shut your little soulless alien idolizing girl mouth Cruise. The definiton of child specifically say " A person who has not yet reached puberty". I will have you know they all had reached puberty and were consenting yo u fucking washed up pussy little bitch ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/155 "2009-12-04T12:32:23Z")
Holy shit im laughing out loud over these last few pages. AHAHA ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Cruise](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_cruise/32/6584_2.png) [@Tom\_Cruise](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tom_Cruise)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/156 "2009-12-04T12:34:09Z")
> [@Oprah"](#): > > You tell em’ Tom! > > Is Katie away this weekend? Yeah she is off with the little girl having a girl weekend. We need to get read for the ship to come still though so I’m kind of a little pissed she is wasting time and not prepping our stasis pods like i asked SRS BZNS: You are a heathen who will be left on this earth when theend comes to burn in hell. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/157 "2009-12-04T12:34:55Z")
Wheres Christopher Walken with his soldering iron and poker face? ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/158 "2009-12-04T12:38:13Z")
Tom maybe you can answer this for me. My girlfriend constantly fantasizes about you, and she openly tells me she when we have sex she is thinking about you. She even told me that if she has the chance she will sleep with you, even if we are married. I don’t know what to do, it’s very painful for me. I’ve been having dreams about killing her and sometimes you. If you cant help maybe Oprah or Dr. Phil can help? ---
**Author:** ![Chris\_Walken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chris_walken/32/6585_2.png) [@Chris\_Walken](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chris_Walken)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/159 "2009-12-04T12:42:25Z")
Did someone ring? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/160 "2009-12-04T12:43:07Z")
^ HAHAHAH [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817.md?page=7) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817.md?page=9)