# So, I get a Call today... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 3, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817 "2009-12-03T22:11:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/161 "2009-12-04T12:43:07Z")
> [@so i need financial advise](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-need-financial-advise/26801/6): > > Tom maybe you can answer this for me. My girlfriend constantly fantasizes about you, and she openly tells me she when we have sex she is thinking about you. She even told me that if she has the chance she will sleep with you, even if we are married. I don’t know what to do, it’s very painful for me. I’ve been having dreams about killing her and sometimes you. If you cant help maybe Oprah or Dr. Phil can help? I can help. Tell your girlfriend that Tom has a small dick, like chinaman small and doesnt know that I’m not going to die and go to hell when he says the world is going to end. I’m just going home. This vacation has been nice but my throne awaits. Its a little to cold up here. as for your GF fuck her in the ass and show her whose boss. Then fuck her mother and her younger hotter little sister. Stay with the girlfriend keeping it a secret till she has a presentation due for school. Replace her power point with the video of you doggy styling her mother while eating her sister out while her dad is watching and jerking of and choking himself. She will never forget you ---
**Author:** ![Oprah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oprah/32/6583_2.png) [@Oprah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oprah)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/162 "2009-12-04T12:44:26Z")
> [@so i need financial advise](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-need-financial-advise/26801/4): > > Yeah she is off with the little girl having a girl weekend. We need to get read for the ship to come still though so I’m kind of a little pissed she is wasting time and not prepping our stasis pods like i asked > > . Yea, I’m still working on figuring out which color Stasis Pod we are getting. I think I’m going with black. > [@so i need financial advise](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-need-financial-advise/26801/6): > > Tom maybe you can answer this for me. My girlfriend constantly fantasizes about you, and she openly tells me she when we have sex she is thinking about you. She even told me that if she has the chance she will sleep with you, even if we are married. I don’t know what to do, it’s very painful for me. I’ve been having dreams about killing her and sometimes you. If you cant help maybe Oprah or Dr. Phil can help? You need to figure out what’s important in your life. I suggest getting a haircut like Mr. Cruise or possibly the same briefs he wore in that film of his. This will make her temporarly like you. ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/163 "2009-12-04T12:44:26Z")
ummmm… WIN ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Cruise](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_cruise/32/6584_2.png) [@Tom\_Cruise](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tom_Cruise)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/164 "2009-12-04T12:47:26Z")
> [@so i need financial advise](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-need-financial-advise/26801/6): > > Tom maybe you can answer this for me. My girlfriend constantly fantasizes about you, and she openly tells me she when we have sex she is thinking about you. She even told me that if she has the chance she will sleep with you, even if we are married. I don’t know what to do, it’s very painful for me. I’ve been having dreams about killing her and sometimes you. If you cant help maybe Oprah or Dr. Phil can help? I’m sorry about your girlfriend. She seems out of control like Katie was when i met her. Might i suggest you something you can slowly introduce into her food. I t will calm her down and make her more fertile for when the repopulation process begins ---
**Author:** ![Chris\_Walken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chris_walken/32/6585_2.png) [@Chris\_Walken](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chris_Walken)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/165 "2009-12-04T12:47:58Z")
> [@FS: XBOX 360 games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-xbox-360-games/26613/21): > > I’m sorry about your girlfriend. She seems out of control like Katie was when i met her. Might i suggest you something you can slowly introduce into her food. I t will calm her down and make her more fertile for when the repopulation process begins sounds like she was talking to your boy all wrong… see sig for proper reaction VV ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Cruise](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tom_cruise/32/6584_2.png) [@Tom\_Cruise](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tom_Cruise)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/166 "2009-12-04T12:49:18Z")
> [@Winged Warrior Hotels - Pick one! From $99 / Night](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/winged-warrior-hotels-pick-one-from-99-night/26776/15): > > Yea, I’m still working on figuring out which color Stasis Pod we are getting. I think I’m going with black. Black is a good color its very slimming ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/167 "2009-12-04T12:51:10Z")
> [@FS: XBOX 360 games](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-xbox-360-games/26613/22): > > sounds like she was talking to your boy all wrong… > > see sig for proper reaction VV YES! ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/168 "2009-12-04T12:52:20Z")
I se that this individual likes to make posts in this thread yet doesnt own up to there issues with me… **Cough ! Pussy! Cough! Cough!** ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/169 "2009-12-04T12:52:38Z")
you guys are killing me here. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/170 "2009-12-04T12:53:31Z")
hey Tom you remember this moment ![http://images.dailyfill.com/e81bf70c84194bee_80e2f799fcdd17c8_o.jpg](http://images.dailyfill.com/e81bf70c84194bee_80e2f799fcdd17c8_o.jpg) That was me in disguise you fucking tool, and let me tell you that wasn’t water it was my 3 week old urine ---
**Author:** ![DFDrocks247365](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dfdrocks247365/32/24907_2.png) [@DFDrocks247365](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DFDrocks247365)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/171 "2009-12-04T12:53:38Z")
ohhh shiittt ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/172 "2009-12-04T12:53:56Z")
Thanks for all the help, but I like Ron’s idea better. She does have a hotter younger sister and her mom has the hots for me! ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/173 "2009-12-04T12:55:03Z")
> [@GTA IV trailer](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gta-iv-trailer/26761/14): > > Thanks for all the help, but I like Ron’s idea better. She does have a hotter younger sister and her mom has the hots for me! Dude I know how to get down Bro! ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/174 "2009-12-04T12:57:09Z")
This thread wins so hard :lmao ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/175 "2009-12-04T12:57:53Z")
> [@Xbox 360 is a piece of s\*\*t](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-360-is-a-piece-of-s-t/26800/11): > > I se that this individual likes to make posts in this thread yet doesnt own up to there issues with me… > > **Cough ! Pussy! Cough! Cough!** yup i called you yup my number is restricted to non contacts yup it was me and youre obviously the big man here, i dont want any problems. please laduke, please quit picking on me, iim going to cry. youre ruining this thread by the way. back to the celebrity death match ---
**Author:** ![Chris\_Walken](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chris_walken/32/6585_2.png) [@Chris\_Walken](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Chris_Walken)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/176 "2009-12-04T12:59:21Z")
> [@Xbox 360 is a piece of s\*\*t](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/xbox-360-is-a-piece-of-s-t/26800/11): > > I se that this individual likes to make posts in this thread yet doesnt own up to there issues with me… > > **Cough ! Pussy! Cough! Cough!** I can help but notice young man, that you may soon be putting the lotion, on the skin. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/177 "2009-12-04T13:01:22Z")
tom cruise, why did you kill your RIO in topgun? he had a family ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/178 "2009-12-04T13:02:24Z")
I’ll sort this shit when I get home tonight. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/179 "2009-12-04T13:03:10Z")
> [@Vid of JuicedSS representing.....?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vid-of-juicedss-representing/26768/14): > > I’ll sort this shit when I get home tonight. Possibly ban the trolls acting as celebrities? ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/180 "2009-12-04T13:03:15Z")
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