# So, I get a Call today... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 3, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817 "2009-12-03T22:11:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 161
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817/161 "2009-12-04T12:43:07Z")
> [@so i need financial advise](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-need-financial-advise/26801/6): > > Tom maybe you can answer this for me. My girlfriend constantly fantasizes about you, and she openly tells me she when we have sex she is thinking about you. She even told me that if she has the chance she will sleep with you, even if we are married. I don’t know what to do, it’s very painful for me. I’ve been having dreams about killing her and sometimes you. If you cant help maybe Oprah or Dr. Phil can help? I can help. Tell your girlfriend that Tom has a small dick, like chinaman small and doesnt know that I’m not going to die and go to hell when he says the world is going to end. I’m just going home. This vacation has been nice but my throne awaits. Its a little to cold up here. as for your GF fuck her in the ass and show her whose boss. Then fuck her mother and her younger hotter little sister. Stay with the girlfriend keeping it a secret till she has a presentation due for school. Replace her power point with the video of you doggy styling her mother while eating her sister out while her dad is watching and jerking of and choking himself. She will never forget you --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-get-a-call-today/248817)._