# So I go to check my email today and this is what I found.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 14, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511 "2006-09-14T21:25:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MiniSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minisrt4/32/7225_2.png) [@MiniSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MiniSRT4)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 1:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/21 "2006-09-15T01:01:16Z")
you should send her an email back saying " mom, i love you sooo much, thank you soooo much for fucking dad that one night, cause if it wasnt for that, he wouldnt have came inside you to produce me…thank you, you are the bestest mommy in the whole world" :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Boarderx192](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@Boarderx192](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boarderx192)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/22 "2006-09-15T01:04:42Z")
ROFL. Gross but still funny ---
**Author:** ![rskrause](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rskrause/32/7367_2.png) [@rskrause](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rskrause)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/23 "2006-09-15T05:53:16Z")
Why in the world would you get in an argument with a 12 year old? ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/24 "2006-09-15T05:56:15Z")
you should reply with the picture of “Shitting Dick Nipples” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/25 "2006-09-15T06:02:36Z")
> [@rskrause](#): > > Why in the world would you get in an argument with a 12 year old? :word: … I don’t know your situation, but damn man… you gotta respect your family even though you might not get along now. Blood is thicker than water ---
**Author:** ![tnick24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@tnick24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tnick24)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/26 "2006-09-15T06:21:05Z")
and i thought sue spano was crazy… ---
**Author:** ![duck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duck/32/7183_2.png) [@duck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duck)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/27 "2006-09-15T06:51:11Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > Nah, reply with just. > > I love you too. > > Piss her off even more, besides getting in a pissing war with your own family using the same 12-year old tactics never works. I recently tried that. They just thought I was on drugs. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/28 "2006-09-15T07:19:18Z")
I’m sorry I don’t see the connection here. You were arguing with your sister about her birthday. What does that have to do with your grandfather being the greatest guy ever?? Am I missing something? ---
**Author:** ![Silver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silver/32/4953_2.png) [@Silver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/29 "2006-09-15T07:58:36Z")
> [@Dr.Stevil](#): > > :word: … I don’t know your situation, but damn man… you gotta respect your family even though you might not get along now. Blood is thicker than water Not always true, but I think it takes being in a fucked up family to understand that. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/30 "2006-09-15T08:07:13Z")
shitty. my family would never talk that way to eachother so i can’t relate. but sorry ☹ ---
**Author:** ![duck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duck/32/7183_2.png) [@duck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duck)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/31 "2006-09-15T08:15:52Z")
stuff about my grandfather and his ‘great’ life is tearing me and my family apart as well. my grandfather died many years before i was born. small world. you’d be surprised how little it takes to piss off an irrational adult, even when they are your blood. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/32 "2006-09-15T09:13:42Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > you should reply with the picture of “Shitting Dick Nipples” No one else seems to know that this is by far the best idea. ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/33 "2006-09-15T09:17:32Z")
> [@rskrause](#): > > Why in the world would you get in an argument with a 12 year old? seriously wtf ---
**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/34 "2006-09-15T09:46:38Z")
> [@rskrause](#): > > Why in the world would you get in an argument with a 12 year old? exactly what I was going to post ---
**Author:** ![jay940](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@jay940](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay940)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/35 "2006-09-15T09:47:39Z")
tell your mom she should of swallowed, your dad only wanted a bj anyway ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/36 "2006-09-15T09:49:08Z")
someone fwd ur mom this thread lol ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511/37 "2006-09-15T09:58:06Z")
Seeing things like this makes me think my family is immpossibly perfect. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-go-to-check-my-email-today-and-this-is-what-i-found/17511.md?page=1)