# So I got a visit from the bible thumpers today **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 14, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642 "2005-07-14T22:19:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/1 "2005-07-14T22:19:43Z")
🤣 i was about to walk out to my car and i seen these 2 jahova whittnesses walking up to my house :ugh: well i got an idea :kekegay: they like followed me to my car!! Watch the whole thing, the one guy is pretty funny but the other one (that looks like matt damon) is a prude [http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=1E9805E7-2B53-46AA-AF47-185C1593EB0C](http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=1E9805E7-2B53-46AA-AF47-185C1593EB0C) ---
**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/2 "2005-07-14T22:37:40Z")
if those are jahova whittnesses then they aren’t “bible thumpers” as you put it ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/3 "2005-07-14T22:41:55Z")
> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#): > > if those are jahova whittnesses then they aren’t “bible thumpers” as you put it same thing 🍺 ---
**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/4 "2005-07-14T22:47:34Z")
no they’re “book of mormon thumpers” BIG difference ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/5 "2005-07-14T22:49:52Z")
> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#): > > no they’re “book of mormon thumpers” BIG difference :kekegay: ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/6 "2005-07-14T23:03:07Z")
> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#): > > no they’re “book of mormon thumpers” BIG difference you have NO idea what you’re talking about. Jehovah’s Witnesses recognise NO alterations to Christianity post-New Testament. I used to live near a Kingdom Hall, and I also grew up around a few Mormon families… you’re thinking of the Church of Jesus Christ, Latter Day Saints. Jehovah’s Witnesses just have a different interpretation on the Bible than “mainstream” Christians. Both are more tolerable than born again / recovering alcoholic, Christoholics. ---
**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/7 "2005-07-14T23:10:23Z")
hmmm then why does my buddies family push the book of mormon if they are jahovah whittnesses? ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/8 "2005-07-14T23:17:32Z")
> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#): > > hmmm then why does my buddies family push the book of mormon if they are jahovah whittnesses? you are mistaken. [www.watchtower.org](http://www.watchtower.org) (their official web site) [www.lds.org](http://www.lds.org) (mormons’ site) only the Church of Jesus Christ, Latter Day Saints uses the book of Mormon. Period. Maybe your buddy’s family is Mormon; they are also heavy into conversion. Saying Jehovah’s Witnesses push the book of Mormon is like saying Hasidic Jews push the Quran. ---
**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/9 "2005-07-14T23:19:48Z")
no i have a book of mormon that i got from them i’m not confused about that ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/10 "2005-07-14T23:23:02Z")
> [@BlueMeanieTSi](#): > > no i have a book of mormon that i got from them i’m not confused about that lol…then they are mormon… here’s a simple FAQ on Jehovah’s Witnesses: [http://www.religioustolerance.org/witness2.htm](http://www.religioustolerance.org/witness2.htm) no mention of the Book of Mormon… probably because only Mormons believe in it. The Jehovah’s Witnesses have their own versions of the old and new testaments of the bible and no other holy books. ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/11 "2005-07-14T23:41:09Z")
i cant tell what they are… all i know is they chased me to my car and i dicked around with them ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/12 "2005-07-15T03:14:15Z")
Didn’t watch the whole thing, but the one guy doing the devil horns was funny. ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/13 "2005-07-15T05:55:46Z")
I usually open the door when they knock and abruptly say “Noone is home” and close the door again. My wife gets all pissed, but I think it’s pretty damn funny seeing the weird look on their face. ---
**Author:** ![brokeasskorean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@brokeasskorean](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/brokeasskorean)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/14 "2005-07-15T06:02:02Z")
> [@The1SloShelby](#): > > i cant tell what they are… all i know is they chased me to my car and i dicked around with them so you have turbo and nitrous huh?? ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/15 "2005-07-15T06:03:19Z")
that video sucked so bad it almost put me into seizures. who cares what they are. you shoulda stood there obviosly taping them on the sidewalk, and when they start walking towards you. scream, run to your car, get in and fly down the road. they’ll be like :wtf: ---
**Author:** ![smokeyburnouts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyburnouts/32/5987_2.png) [@smokeyburnouts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyburnouts)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 6:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/16 "2005-07-15T06:06:30Z")
this might be off topic…but those Mormon dudes that go around house to house…they will fucking school your ass at bball. i remember i was playin bball in my buddy’s driveway and these motherfuckers came up and asked if they could play w/ us, so we said ya…these craka-ass crakas rocked us in dress clothes…haha seriously. then i told my friend at work about it and he said that every mormon dude can ball…haha, i dunno…sorry. ---
**Author:** ![red04cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@red04cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/red04cavy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/17 "2005-07-15T06:36:25Z")
> [@brokeasskorean](#): > > so you have turbo and nitrous huh?? I was wondering if anyone would catch that. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/18 "2005-07-15T06:43:40Z")
Regardless, the book of mormon and the Jovies extremely skew the bible into there own personal perspective. Its horrible how they simply leave out important parts of the Bible and make up some of their own parts. I’m not super educated on all that, but i do know what is real…and that stuff is just a one way ticket to an eternity of fire. :down: ---
**Author:** ![Old\_Dirty\_Georg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ab992/32.png) [@Old\_Dirty\_Georg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Old_Dirty_Georg)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/19 "2005-07-15T06:50:11Z")
> [@smokeyburnouts](#): > > this might be off topic…but those Mormon dudes that go around house to house…they will fucking school your ass at bball. i remember i was playin bball in my buddy’s driveway and these motherfuckers came up and asked if they could play w/ us, so we said ya…these craka-ass crakas rocked us in dress clothes…haha seriously. then i told my friend at work about it and he said that every mormon dude can ball…haha, i dunno…sorry. HAHAHA, that’s because that’s how they get you, at least in Oakland. They’d (not referring to just Mormons, but also to the cults that used to recruit people) would lure you in by running ball or playing volley ball. Some of the Mormon chicks are supper hot. I’m going to start hitting on them. ❌ ---
**Author:** ![Old\_Dirty\_Georg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ab992/32.png) [@Old\_Dirty\_Georg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Old_Dirty_Georg)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642/20 "2005-07-15T07:00:51Z")
Plus I call :bsflag: when you say you are not all wierd either. That one guy seemed pretty excited to see the shocker. The video was funny. 🍺 [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-a-visit-from-the-bible-thumpers-today/175642.md?page=2)