# SO i got bored **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 2, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262 "2009-04-02T20:59:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/1 "2009-04-02T20:59:53Z")
and i decided to make my self a nice little desktop and expirement with CS4 at the same time ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/2 "2009-04-02T21:03:31Z")
thats sweet ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/3 "2009-04-02T21:08:02Z")
make me one, with different colors same bitch tho :shifty ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/4 "2009-04-03T05:48:10Z")
I was trying the other night to do that font as a tattoo up this naked chicks side . After like 2 hours i got it looking ok but not good enough for me. Is there an easy way to wrap one image to the contour of another image without using any of the 3d settings ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/5 "2009-04-03T06:40:27Z")
Read thread title as ‘SO i got boned’ had my dick in my hand and everything ☹ ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/6 "2009-04-03T06:57:46Z")
you can still fap to the girl in the picture ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/7 "2009-04-03T07:03:55Z")
only homoerotic sex stories have been doing it for me lately ☹ ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/8 "2009-04-03T07:08:01Z")
Im fresh out of those let me try to find one ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/9 "2009-04-03T07:10:28Z")
man you \<3 the scene girls dont you. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/10 "2009-04-03T07:11:55Z")
That chick is whoa. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/11 "2009-04-03T07:39:23Z")
I was over at a girl’s house. We’d been dating for about three weeks, and were starting to figure out how comfortable we were with each other. It was the middle of summer, that really hot sticky time of year when you always feel sweaty. We’d just had a midafternoon shag, and were both slick and sweaty. I went to the bathroom and jumped in the shower, closing the door behind me. I didn’t think we were at the “open bathroom door” stage yet. The water was nice and semi-cool, felt great as it sluiced over me and down my back. I felt a little internal pressure in the gut, and tested it with a small push. I was rewarded with a tiny fart that was relatively inoffensive to any of the senses. Encouraged by my small success, I pushed harder for the big show. Instead of a larger version of the first little toot, I got a short blast of air followed by nine inches of hard compressed fecal matter. I had just shït in her tub. Before i even had time to react, the bathroom door opened. Apparently she had decided to move up the schedule, and begin shared bathroom priviledges. I listened in stunned horror as she came walking in, lifted the toilet lid, and sat down. My mind raced as I listened to the stream of her pee hit the still water of the bowl. What were my options here? What was she planning? I asked her, through the shower curtain, not to flush while I was under the water. She giggled and said something noncommital. I was in full-on panic mode now. What if she wanted to join me in the shower after she finished pissing? looked at the turd, lying in the water. Little poo particles were starting to break off and float toward the drain. There was only one thing I could do. I prodded the log toward the drain with my foot, and started trying to cram it down with my toes. The first piece broke off and went in fairly easily, but I guess it got stuck partway down because each successive toe-stuffing motion only squished brown goo around the drain. My foot was a mess, the tub was a mess, and the tang of adrenaline was making me gag. The girl got up from the can, jiggled the handle like she was going to flush, giggled cutely and walked out of the bathroom. I was so relieved I just about fell down. Then I slipped on my shïtty foot and actually fell down in the tub, ripping the shower curtain off it’s rings and cracking my head on the corner of the porcelain. Girl came running back in to find me lying on my back, turd half down the drain, shït smeared all over my foot, head bleeding and her $30 bottle of salon shampoo spilled all over me. We cleaned up the mess together and never spoke again \*as always not my story ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/12 "2009-04-03T08:01:33Z")
lol. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/13 "2009-04-03T08:05:00Z")
> [@Crazylt1, Evilsrt, Letitrip........](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazylt1-evilsrt-letitrip/16607/62): > > man you \<3 the scene girls dont you. I have developed a taste for them and yet never meet any. so sad ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/14 "2009-04-03T08:06:40Z")
I’m telling you man, stay away from my little sister. :lol ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/15 "2009-04-03T08:20:43Z")
your little sister is a scene girl? ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/16 "2009-04-03T08:22:37Z")
> [@Hey Ya cover v.amazing](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-ya-cover-v-amazing/16649/4): > > I have developed a taste for them and yet never meet any. > > so sad Jesus, they are all over the place. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/17 "2009-04-03T08:24:07Z")
> [@FS: 87 mustang GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-87-mustang-gt/16641/10): > > your little sister is a scene girl? To the point it makes me want to vomit. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/18 "2009-04-03T08:24:09Z")
> [@I'm gonna make love to the geico lizard](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/im-gonna-make-love-to-the-geico-lizard/16648/8): > > Jesus, they are all over the place. yeah but I don’t have long spike hair, tight pants, multicolored shoes, and i don’t cry > [@NYSpeed Time-Attack @ Dunnville](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-time-attack-dunnville/16636/26): > > To the point it makes me want to vomit. Nicole is your sister horribly underweight, pale with nice and and possibly bullimic/anorexic, and maybe does coke. I have never been with a coke head. Im interested on what its like ---
**Author:** ![MX-5](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mx-5/32/6336_2.png) [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/19 "2009-04-03T08:38:07Z")
> [@Crazylt1, Evilsrt, Letitrip........](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/crazylt1-evilsrt-letitrip/16607/62): > > man you \<3 the scene girls dont you. :rofl they are hot ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262/20 "2009-04-03T08:38:50Z")
Sorry Ron, no. ☹ [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-bored/243262.md?page=2)