# SO I got hypnotized.....

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 6, 2006, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484 "2006-01-06T06:24:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/1 "2006-01-06T06:24:06Z")

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Yep, to quit smoking. I thought it would be a load of crap, I went in and he put me under, (but i was still aware of everything) then he tells me to prove im under to myself that I need to hold my arms up like steel rods, which cannot be bent or moved, hes telling me this and then he tells me to try and move my arms, and goddamn if i wasnt paralized, i couldnt move anything. weirdest thing thats ever happened to me.

But it gets better… he told me instead of smoking i’d want to drink water, which i never do, since last night i’ve drank 7 cups of water, and im not even thinking about smoking, all i think about is getting water…

madd fucking weird.

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### Author: ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/2 "2006-01-06T06:24:49Z")

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:tup:

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### Author: ![audios](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@audios](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/audios)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/3 "2006-01-06T06:41:27Z")

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thats awesome. now if he could get you to quit text messaging me with the word penis your life would be healthy and restraining order free

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### Author: ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/4 "2006-01-06T06:44:19Z")

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weak minded fool

now i know i can use jedi mind tricks to get you to buy me beer

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### Author: ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/5 "2006-01-06T06:47:33Z")

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Good for you. A step in the right direction.

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### Author: ![Devioustsi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/devioustsi/32/7406_2.png) [@Devioustsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Devioustsi)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/6 "2006-01-06T06:51:46Z")

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Thats good to hear…I thought that stuff was bs too. I hope you stay smokefree and healthy…goodluck.

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### Author: ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/7 "2006-01-06T06:54:02Z")

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Did he use the stop watch to hypnotize you or did he just put you under? By the way i bet he bad touched you

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### Author: ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/8 "2006-01-06T07:23:12Z")

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awesome. how long will the effects last??

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### Author: ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/9 "2006-01-06T07:24:37Z")

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does your ass hurt today\>?

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### Author: ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/10 "2006-01-06T07:31:55Z")

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^ :lol:

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### Author: ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/11 "2006-01-06T07:44:10Z")

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was it also like 600 bucks?

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### Author: ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/12 "2006-01-06T07:48:36Z")

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:biglol:

thats cool man…good to hear.

-Cheater-

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### Author: ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/13 "2006-01-06T07:53:30Z")

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lol being hypnotized does feel wierd :tup:

congrats man

stick with it

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### Author: ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/14 "2006-01-06T07:58:09Z")

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i thought you were smoking weed

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/15 "2006-01-06T07:59:51Z")

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can you pm me how much it was?

i would love to do something like that.

I need to.

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### Author: ![psychopjv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psychopjv/32/7251_2.png) [@psychopjv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psychopjv)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/16 "2006-01-06T09:00:19Z")

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^ i second that i need to quit this shit…

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### Author: ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/17 "2006-01-06T09:28:32Z")

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Yo Zwarbyt…give these guys the price and # to reach the hypnotist and then charge that f-er a finders fee

-Cheater-

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### Author: ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/18 "2006-01-06T10:18:30Z")

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thats pretty damn amazing. Where did you go? I gotta send one of my friends there.

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### Author: ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/19 "2006-01-06T12:00:12Z")

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125 x 3 sessions

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### Author: ![Diesel](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diesel/32/7313_2.png) [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-got-hypnotized/6484/20 "2006-01-06T12:06:21Z")

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I need it to cure my habit of showing up to work on time.

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