# so i guess my car is slow

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**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [August 25, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-guess-my-car-is-slow/260168 "2011-08-25T19:23:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2011, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-guess-my-car-is-slow/260168/131 "2011-08-30T10:21:24Z")

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> [@motorcycle license](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motorcycle-license/44992/6):
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> Ohh I forgot, I must have been living under a rock for the last year. A VR6 turbo, 1.8t 3076, two 1.8T K04-022’s (two different cars), Audi TT 3071, and a plenty of other cars mixed in there as well. All the gigs of data logs, graphs and what not on my desktop must have magically appeared also.
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> A few dozen dirbikes, quads, sleds (efi and carb), and bikes (efi and carb) magically re-jetted/adjusted themselves and the E clip on the needles moved themselves to the correct notches for part throttle response all on their own after modifications and/or rebuilds were done.
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> I also forgot you are by my side every moment I am working on a vehicle. Just because I didn’t post about it on here doesn’t mean its not happening bro. Keep in mind that I dont do this shit full time, and dont need to make a living off it therefor the seat time isn’t there, so dont compare me to Morgan, Howard, or joe blow texas tuner. While I dont have access and time to invest in tuning the shit out of everything on the road, i have a firm grasp on the concept, and with that limited exposure I had to actual work, I produced results and haven’t blown anything up yet.
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> Do you care to back up yourself here? What have you done? I like dick measuring contests. lets roll.

Yea I have helped tune cars before. From dsm’s to probe’s and even an audi. I have never ever seen any car you have “built” run a good time or even fucking be out period. You jump on every one elses shit the moment you get a chance but what the fuck have you seriously done? You post these threads like you are some master fucking mechanic and the toughest guy out there then say you are going to get restraining orders on people when you are the dumb ass running his mouth. I hope your midget ass gets knocked the fuck out by one of the redline guys cause it will be well deserved and fucking hilarious for the rest of us. Go finish one of your many 9 second rides then open your mouth and criticize other people’s projects you fucking bum.

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