# So I have been toying with a scammer... UPDATE **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 14, 2008, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212 "2008-08-14T05:42:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/21 "2008-08-14T06:14:14Z")
^^ Still nothing to show for it, this guy is kinda clever, but not clever enough, send 3 emails with confirmations and instructions on how to ship and contact the service, he is getting a package, just not what he wanted ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/22 "2008-08-14T07:35:23Z")
Send him an email saying that you are going to hand deliver the package. Tell him to be waiting for you at that address in 3 days. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/23 "2008-08-14T07:39:36Z")
> [@bigwoode](#): > > ^^ Still nothing to show for it, this guy is kinda clever, but not clever enough, send 3 emails with confirmations and instructions on how to ship and contact the service, he is getting a package, just not what he wanted send him a turd? ---
**Author:** ![RLB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rlb/32/5196_2.png) [@RLB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RLB)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/24 "2008-08-14T07:46:05Z")
[http://www.shitsenders.com/order/](http://www.shitsenders.com/order/) Send him a gallon of gorilla shit. ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/25 "2008-08-14T07:47:32Z")
that’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/26 "2008-08-14T07:47:56Z")
bag-o-duesch… DO-IT! ---
**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/27 "2008-08-14T07:51:57Z")
yep, the good old fake email paypal scam… Toy with him a little more i suaulyl have the scammers send the next day air check from nigeria to me, it costs them almost 100 bux to send it to me… then i tell them to f off ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/28 "2008-08-14T07:58:10Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > I’m changing my name… > > Nwobodo .I. Wonch > > It has quite a flow to it. Lol good shit. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/29 "2008-08-14T08:34:28Z")
Poop in a box, then send it…hehe ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/30 "2008-08-14T16:47:06Z")
thats seriously 7 requests including myself to send him shit, i think it will have to be done LOL latest email: > \>Hi, > \> > \>I got your mail, kindly check your paypal email very well and get back to me > because your money have been deducted from my paypal account. > \> > \>hope to hear from you soon. > \> > \>Cosmos. ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/31 "2008-08-14T16:52:36Z")
I want screen shots, pictures and other documentation during the process. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/32 "2008-08-22T10:08:43Z")
UPDATE: So I have been getting on average 5 or 6 emails a day from this guy asking for the tracking number for the package so his son can get his birthday present… I responded with this email after all kinds of build up: > \> Hey, > \> > \> Seems the item was accidently shipped to “Tatokou, Niger” and not Nigeria, I > \> apologize for any convenience but your son is going to have to pick up the item > \> over there! Its around the corner I am sure you guys will manage fine, enjoy the > \> item! 🙂 > \> And he responded with: > hey, > do you wanna play with me? if you don’t direct the item to my son in Nigeria i will report you to the FBI in the next 24hours. So… whats the next step? ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/33 "2008-08-22T10:10:30Z")
Say yes, you’d like to play with him. And make him take a picture of himself playing kickball? ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/34 "2008-08-22T10:19:14Z")
Say that you have not received the funds, and tell him to fuck off? ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/35 "2008-08-22T10:43:57Z")
I say really poop in a box and mail it to him. Ask him what he wants to play? ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/36 "2008-08-22T10:49:14Z")
tell him you work for the FBI, and that we really don’t handle cases like this, but if you want to report me for DHL messing up the package you will have to contact interpol. ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/37 "2008-08-22T10:50:20Z")
^LOL! Play his game right back only reason i didnt do the poop was because of health hazard to the workers, they dont deserve it, but Cosmos does! ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/38 "2008-08-22T10:53:04Z")
ask him what it’s like to have aids? ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/39 "2008-08-22T10:56:20Z")
I wont tell him to fuck off until I am completely done with everything, might as well drag it out and get his hopes up while I can ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212/40 "2008-08-22T11:04:29Z")
make up a pretend tracking number to string him along. then delay and tell him he must have typed it wrong… you can play this on for a while - don’t forget to ask if he’s ever been to dubai. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-been-toying-with-a-scammer-update/53212.md?page=3)