# So, I have this friend who tries to be very helpful

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 2, 2014, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408 "2014-01-02T13:01:13Z")
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### Author: ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2014, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/1 "2014-01-02T13:01:13Z")

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But he’s one who is not entirely familiar with the nuances of REALLY cold weather. Just got this from him an hour ago

He’s been driving the shop wagon for a while. Wanted to knock the salt off…

![https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-VagTSN-tfdk/UsXJ02zMOxI/AAAAAAABpRU/giqn-AdMSmQ/s800/Glenstuck1.jpg](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-VagTSN-tfdk/UsXJ02zMOxI/AAAAAAABpRU/giqn-AdMSmQ/s800/Glenstuck1.jpg)  
 ![https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-LT9kG2Cp6pI/UsXJ09KnqwI/AAAAAAABpRQ/ZwKSRMxJ39k/s800/Glenstuck2.jpg](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-LT9kG2Cp6pI/UsXJ09KnqwI/AAAAAAABpRQ/ZwKSRMxJ39k/s800/Glenstuck2.jpg)

 ![https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-R1_8hy4WlXM/UsXM3xo-sHI/AAAAAAABpRg/DW7e8LtowwU/s800/Screenshot_2014-01-02-15-31-35-1.png](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-R1_8hy4WlXM/UsXM3xo-sHI/AAAAAAABpRg/DW7e8LtowwU/s800/Screenshot_2014-01-02-15-31-35-1.png)

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### Author: ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2014, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/2 "2014-01-02T13:05:50Z")

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lol

👏

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### Author: ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/3 "2014-01-02T13:13:59Z")

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Epic!

Should’ve told him the gas will gel if he shuts the motor off!!!

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### Author: ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2014, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/4 "2014-01-02T13:19:23Z")

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Well Played!!

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### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/5 "2014-01-02T13:23:05Z")

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lol i love it

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### Author: ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2014, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/6 "2014-01-02T13:38:53Z")

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Audis definitely get that way and it sucks! The doors freeze open, wtf? I use a bungee to keep them closed in super cold weather. 🙂

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### Author: ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/7 "2014-01-02T13:43:02Z")

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Freeze in a few hours? More like a few feet. Tell him to throw hot water on the glass to keep it from freezing.

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### Author: ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/8 "2014-01-02T13:50:16Z")

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Tell him to dump windsheild washer fluid all over the car

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### Author: ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/9 "2014-01-02T14:54:15Z")

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Tell him to pour oil all over under the hood…to keep things from seizing up.

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/10 "2014-01-02T14:55:30Z")

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> [@1QIKZ](#):
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> Freeze in a few hours? More like a few feet. Tell him to throw hot water on the glass to keep it from freezing.

yessssss

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2014, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/11 "2014-01-03T05:37:44Z")

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He should piss on himself to keep warm.

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### Author: ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2014, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/12 "2014-01-03T07:15:16Z")

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> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> Audis definitely get that way and it sucks! The doors freeze open, wtf? I use a bungee to keep them closed in super cold weather. 🙂

Funny, just saw this. This is what I wrote back to him

 ![https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-mk4ztOL2NJU/UsbTuA2IX9I/AAAAAAABpSc/IvwjCwtDVJM/s800/Screenshot_2014-01-03-10-11-38-1.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/a/fa113fc29e813bcd76ebc44989abb5ad22106447.png)

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### Author: ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2014, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/13 "2014-01-03T07:20:20Z")

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Should have told him the windows will freeze closed so he should keep them open.

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### Author: ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2014, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/14 "2014-01-03T07:21:10Z")

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No way around it…this weather sucks.

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2014, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/15 "2014-01-03T07:52:48Z")

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[quote=“jay\_g,post:13,topic:234408"”]

Should have told him the windows will freeze closed so he should keep them open.

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:bigblap:

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### Author: ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-have-this-friend-who-tries-to-be-very-helpful/234408/16 "2014-01-03T16:31:03Z")

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Lmfao this is great
